HonestMan13 said:

Yesterday on the 7 train I saw this asain lady sitting across from me and her mouth was so small (like 1 inch across). All I kept thinking was there's no way she could suck my black dick (I texted this to a few friends who all got a good laugh out of it).

1 inch?? I should hope she couldn't suck your dick.

That said. This post is nothing without a pic.

johnart said:

HonestMan13 said:

Yesterday on the 7 train I saw this asain lady sitting across from me and her mouth was so small (like 1 inch across). All I kept thinking was there's no way she could suck my black dick (I texted this to a few friends who all got a good laugh out of it).

1 inch?? I should hope she couldn't suck your dick.

That said. This post is nothing without a pic.

I'm gonna have to co-sign this.

KidaDynamite said:

johnart said:

1 inch?? I should hope she couldn't suck your dick.

That said. This post is nothing without a pic.

I'm gonna have to co-sign this.

I think we're just being good concerned (sexy) citizens about this.

I showed my mother Chris Brown's naked pictures and she started singing Adina Howards' Freak Like Me

smh

johnart said:

KidaDynamite said:

I'm gonna have to co-sign this.

I think we're just being good concerned (sexy) citizens about this.

Of course we are.

KidaDynamite said:

I showed my mother Chris Brown's naked pictures and she started singing Adina Howards' Freak Like Me

smh

omg B nooooo

i'm DTF

but i've been having cramps since saturday morning. so not like me. maybe 5-6 hours of cramps

when i get it. i just wanna get it already and be down with it so i can come on to that guy like and hopefully get it in/smush

all that stupid jersey shore lingo is rubbing off on me.

WAHHHHH <---- forgot to say that.

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KidaDynamite said:

It hurts so good ....not really though, I need a massage and some Icy Hot >_<

purplemookiebut said:

i'm DTF

but i've been having cramps since saturday morning. so not like me. maybe 5-6 hours of cramps

when i get it. i just wanna get it already and be down with it so i can come on to that guy like and hopefully get it in/smush

all that stupid jersey shore lingo is rubbing off on me.

WAHHHHH <---- forgot to say that.

[Edited 3/21/11 4:48am]

Is the guy that you're DTF with a Juicehead?

psychodelicide said:

purplemookiebut said:

i'm DTF

but i've been having cramps since saturday morning. so not like me. maybe 5-6 hours of cramps

when i get it. i just wanna get it already and be down with it so i can come on to that guy like and hopefully get it in/smush

all that stupid jersey shore lingo is rubbing off on me.

WAHHHHH <---- forgot to say that.

[Edited 3/21/11 4:48am]

Is the guy that you're DTF with a Juicehead?

nope. he's polish/english. tall and lanky. something about his eyes remind me of hugh laurie. really pretty blue eyes and a sexy smile. we constantly are cracking each other up. we are both goofballs.

purplemookiebut said:

psychodelicide said:

Is the guy that you're DTF with a Juicehead?

nope. he's polish/english. tall and lanky. something about his eyes remind me of hugh laurie. really pretty blue eyes and a sexy smile. we constantly are cracking each other up. we are both goofballs.

I hope you're able to get it in with him.

psychodelicide said:

purplemookiebut said:

nope. he's polish/english. tall and lanky. something about his eyes remind me of hugh laurie. really pretty blue eyes and a sexy smile. we constantly are cracking each other up. we are both goofballs.

I hope you're able to get it in with him.

i'm so coming on to him next time. he just texted me today is his last day of classes for the semester and then he's on vacation till next tuesday. well tuesday and wed i'm visiting my dad. it may snow sunday.

oh its been so long. hope it's like getting back on a bike

KidaDynamite said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:

My core muscles, glutes, arms, and legs are aching. Guess why

You go girl...

pmdd unbareable. KMN starting day 4 with cramps. god just give me it already. i want a hysterectomy right now. goes and gets a knife

got up at 645 am. its 123am. can't sleep in this pain..fucking hell. i wish i was a transexual right now. where's the midol? its never been this bad b4.

i want seasonique right now

i dont care about the side effects.the ritalin and carpel tunnel rxs already killed my stomach and intestines. why not add risk of blood clots and stroke to the list

why does it have to happen to week the guy i like is on vacation??

this is what i picture. hands move down to un button pants. uhmm yeah sorry i can't right now. gonna have to wait a few days. that time of the month!

boner fizzles to nothing like a person letting go a balloon they are blowing up.

then again i do have a mouth

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This thread !!!

XxAxX said:

who wants to hear about my colonoscopy??

SagsWay2low said:

XxAxX said:

who wants to hear about my colonoscopy??

XxAxX said:

SagsWay2low said:

Well, think about it.

How can we possibly hear about it if you never post your voice or videos on this site?

However, we'd love to read about it if you have the time.

SagsWay2low said:

XxAxX said:

Well, think about it.

How can we possibly hear about it if you never post your voice or videos on this site?

However, we'd love to read about it if you have the time.

well, the details are beginning to blur in my memory (which actually might be a bit of a blessing). let's just say, after consuming 64 ounces of Gatorade, a 10 ounce bottle of magnesium citrate, and an 8 ounce bottle of miralax the day before, and being mostly up all night dealing with the after effects, i was in a bit of a daze. on top of which, right before the procedure, they gave me some kind of drug to put me out.

however, i doggedly remained awake and was able to observe (from the pictures coming via from that long, slender camera they shoved up my ass), that the colon is far, far more lovely than you would imagine if you were to just sit around and imagine a colon. it was like spelunking in a roundy little cave with rosy little veins and such. i almost wish i had pictures, to share with you all

PunkMistress said:

johnart said:

Thank you for your honesty.

It's admirable to wanna take her down and not give her any points for being the fucktard she is, but she's a hot woman. If I was straight I'd totally wanna jizz all over her face and tits and send her off out back to find Russia while I snuck out the front door.

Oh my GOD be my gay husband.

KidaDynamite said:

johnart said:

1 inch?? I should hope she couldn't suck your dick.

That said. This post is nothing without a pic.

I'm gonna have to co-sign this.

A pic of what? Her mouth or my dick?

HonestMan13 said:

KidaDynamite said:

I'm gonna have to co-sign this.

A pic of what? Her mouth or my dick?

I'll take 'Dick' for $300 Alex.

KidaDynamite said:

HonestMan13 said:

A pic of what? Her mouth or my dick?

I'll take 'Dick' for $300 Alex.

If you really want to see it then you know what to do.

^^

HonestMan13 said:

KidaDynamite said:

I'll take 'Dick' for $300 Alex.

If you really want to see it then you know what to do.

put on my 3D glasses?

KidaDynamite said:

HonestMan13 said:

If you really want to see it then you know what to do.

put on my 3D glasses?

HonestMan13 said:

KidaDynamite said:

put on my 3D glasses?

so i scored $30 worth from my stepcousin.he bought that much too. he smoked it all in like 2 hours. i met up with eric and just got home. he had great pot. we drove around smoking a joint. i'm still fucked up. what like 4 hours. shudders at the thought of having a orgasm stoned on that weed. fucking mindblowing i bet.

god really hates me to give me my period 2 hours b4 this. i would like to have sex again while there still is a world

scorpio thursday horoscope=

You don't want to accept no as the final answer, so you might try to rephrase your question. Although you were hoping for a resolution today, there's still a lot of gray between the blacks and the whites. Remember that it might require a few more days until the outcome is clear. Don't rush the process or you could head off in the wrong direction and subsequently waste even more time than you want.

whoa and i was hoping for a chance at a kiss tonight never got one. ain't nuthin wrong with getting to know someone first and be friends b4 anything intimate.

so at the all friends meetup saturday. my "friend" stacy will steal my seat next to eric if i get up to piss or something. so then i'd steal it back when she does . shes a mutual friend more so. looks like she's crushing on eric too. the rest of my girls are married,engaged or have boyfriends. just us two are single now

marks my territory