myfavorite said:

my coochie stank... i may need antibiotics. it dont itch or nuffin, just stank, and i think my ovaries or tubes ont he left side may be inflamed...isnt that a symptom of syphillis or clamidia. damn i aint fucked but one dude for at least 20 years...wtf???

KidaDynamite said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

myfavorite wins!

for real.

myfavorite said:

my coochie stank... i may need antibiotics. it dont itch or nuffin, just stank, and i think my ovaries or tubes ont he left side may be inflamed...isnt that a symptom of syphillis or clamidia. damn i aint fucked but one dude for at least 20 years...wtf???

For real though...you go get that checked out and if it turns out to be one of the 2 things you suspected then fuck up and leave that nucca you been screwing for the last twenty years.

SaraWright10 said:

I gave my first BJ last night.

I swallow.

Loves it.

johnart said:

purplemookiebut said:

you'll be fucking those pringle looking cans things soon! did u at least try a watersnake first?

meh u cant adjust the tigthness on these though.

A pringles can??? What is that, Redneck Fleshlight??

Oh my god

KidaDynamite said:

myfavorite said:

my coochie stank... i may need antibiotics. it dont itch or nuffin, just stank, and i think my ovaries or tubes ont he left side may be inflamed...isnt that a symptom of syphillis or clamidia. damn i aint fucked but one dude for at least 20 years...wtf???

For real though...you go get that checked out and if it turns out to be one of the 2 things you suspected then fuck up and leave that nucca you been screwing for the last twenty years.

could he be cheating on u and given u a std? that could suck

i love how yall on the good advice thing....

Alej said:

SaraWright10 said:

I gave my first BJ last night.

I swallow.

Loves it.

with some luck i hope to get laid this weekend. it's been nearly 2 yrs. crosses fingers. i'm gonna wear all 3 of my pheromone things.perfume,glitter powder and body oil. i've seen eric at a few get together having a mutual friend. mikey. they have been best buds since 5 yrs old. my friend mikey just got engaged to my friend april.

hung out saturday longer after the party and sunday for drinks and been texting everyday since.

the only issue.he's coming off a bad divorce. been back home with parents for 4 months.i still live at home. shall i suggest split playing for a hotel room? i like this guy.

i'ma wear this dress. he "liked" the photos on facebook.

the dress has built in shorts....

shit i'm starting to sound like snooki or deena

Be sure to put the other pant leg on. He might get the wrong idea, otherwise.

And hell no don't split a motel room. Just hit that shit when nobody is home at one of the places you guys are living.

Cerebus said:

Be sure to put the other pant leg on. He might get the wrong idea, otherwise.

And hell no don't split a motel room. Just hit that shit when nobody is home at one of the places you guys are living.

HAHAHA . its got built in shorts. rofl. i was trying on different things fast. just to get the idea!! HAAA

my mother is here all the time! she never goes anywhere. i think his parents are the same way. sure seems like it.

i seen that look he was giving me and that hug at the end of the last time we hung out.

shit i mean i'm nearly 30 and he just turned 31 last month. feel like teenagers

i know the one park has rangers and the other cops on patrol. too cool at night still to go to the woods in the park and hike and chill there

have to get a ball gag and a nonsqueeky bed....AH!!! sam said i was loud. i don't think i was like a crazy porno loud. idk. sam got me stoned. it heightens sensation!!

shit i'm paranoid my moms gonna hear my vibrator. i lock the door and put on the fan.

see sam's mom was a pill popper since her car accident so she was barely conscious

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purplemookiebut said:

shit i'm paranoid my moms gonna hear my vibrator. i lock the door and put on the fan.

Awesome. And I'm so glad its something I will never have to worry about.

Sooo, do either of you have a car with a big back seat?

Cerebus said:

purplemookiebut said:

shit i'm paranoid my moms gonna hear my vibrator. i lock the door and put on the fan.

Awesome. And I'm so glad its something I will never have to worry about.

Sooo, do either of you have a car with a big back seat?

haha. my car is bigger. he's tall though. idk if that'll work. too bad neither of us had a van

i put my favorite pair of jean on today, and they literally fell to the floor...

KidaDynamite said:

Yet again

myfavorite said:

my coochie stank... i may need antibiotics. it dont itch or nuffin, just stank, and i think my ovaries or tubes ont he left side may be inflamed...isnt that a symptom of syphillis or clamidia. damn i aint fucked but one dude for at least 20 years...wtf???

KidaDynamite said:

myfavorite said:

my coochie stank... i may need antibiotics. it dont itch or nuffin, just stank, and i think my ovaries or tubes ont he left side may be inflamed...isnt that a symptom of syphillis or clamidia. damn i aint fucked but one dude for at least 20 years...wtf???

For real though...you go get that checked out and if it turns out to be one of the 2 things you suspected then fuck up and leave that nucca you been screwing for the last twenty years.

She shouldn't leave him. If he's the reason for it stankin', then she should make him eat it.

vainandy said:

KidaDynamite said:

For real though...you go get that checked out and if it turns out to be one of the 2 things you suspected then fuck up and leave that nucca you been screwing for the last twenty years.

She shouldn't leave him. If he's the reason for it stankin', then she should make him eat it.

vainandy said:

purplemookiebut said:

with some luck i hope to get laid this weekend. it's been nearly 2 yrs. crosses fingers. i'm gonna wear all 3 of my pheromone things.perfume,glitter powder and body oil.

Give it to him good, honey!

vainandy said:

KidaDynamite said:

For real though...you go get that checked out and if it turns out to be one of the 2 things you suspected then fuck up and leave that nucca you been screwing for the last twenty years.

She shouldn't leave him. If he's the reason for it stankin', then she should make him eat it.

x a million

I'm so weak.

Adisa said:

purplemookiebut said:

with some luck i hope to get laid this weekend. it's been nearly 2 yrs. crosses fingers. i'm gonna wear all 3 of my pheromone things.perfume,glitter powder and body oil.

Give it to him good, honey!

i hope some in the next few days

My core muscles, glutes, arms, and legs are aching. Guess why

PurpleRighteous1 said:

My core muscles, glutes, arms, and legs are aching. Guess why

NMuzakNSoul said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:

My core muscles, glutes, arms, and legs are aching. Guess why

myfavorite said:

my coochie stank... i may need antibiotics. it dont itch or nuffin, just stank, and i think my ovaries or tubes ont he left side may be inflamed...isnt that a symptom of syphillis or clamidia. damn i aint fucked but one dude for at least 20 years...wtf???

so we had our night at holihans with great food and yummy drinks.cuddling up near the firepit outside and on the comfty futon playing rockband.

he's busy today and now i'm getting cramps. wahh. tomorrow is all day classes at art school for him....i did learn a juicy bit on info at the firepit.a few of my friends including eric used to smoke out.he still does sometimes. said oh you ever want weed i got ya covered. woo hoo! said he's got some now that's great! i puff puff pass!

going to visit my dad tuesday thru thursday early night. so for now no chance at until next sunday. we were both getting flirty last night but whenever we that;ll be great. no hangover. loosen ya up a bit.

saturday is my stevie nicks/rod stewart show.

i hate being a girl sometimes ouch. i need midol.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

My core muscles, glutes, arms, and legs are aching. Guess why

KidaDynamite said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:

My core muscles, glutes, arms, and legs are aching. Guess why

hopes i give mine a good workout soon

Yesterday on the 7 train I saw this asain lady sitting across from me and her mouth was so small (like 1 inch across). All I kept thinking was there's no way she could suck my black dick (I texted this to a few friends who all got a good laugh out of it).