purplemookiebut said:

so i'm on facebook chat and the username "prince rogers nelson" texts me. i'm cracking up cause he hardcore sexting with me. its so funny seeing that name. he's a great sexter. i sent him tons risque dirty pics and he loves em. i bet its some creepy giant fat guy like in gamer.

remember he was playing a girl on society?

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Fleshlight...nothing like hand.
No disrespect meant towards Lefty, but from now it we might have an open relationship.

Carmen and Nicky!

KidaDynamite said:

Carmen and Nicky!

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KidaDynamite said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Masturbating is awkward when the cat won't leave you alone.

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I guess she/he was jealous because you were playing with the other kitty instead.

It's crazy. She's just all over the bed and walking on my face and chest. WAY too close for comfort.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

KidaDynamite said:

I guess she/he was jealous because you were playing with the other kitty instead.

It's crazy. She's just all over the bed and walking on my face and chest. WAY too close for comfort.

Having "solo" time and brushing yo teeth at the same time is kinda hot!

so i read

NMuzakNSoul said:

Having "solo" time and brushing yo teeth at the same time is kinda hot!

so i read

my kid can't even pee and brush his teeth at the same time... men can't do 2 things at a time and especially not 2 individual shaking motions

NMuzakNSoul said:

Having "solo" time and brushing yo teeth at the same time is kinda hot!

so i read

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Intense said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Having "solo" time and brushing yo teeth at the same time is kinda hot!

so i read

my kid can't even pee and brush his teeth at the same time... men can't do 2 things at a time and especially not 2 individual shaking motions

Hey, that's why I'm a musician Carmen...lmao.

bboy87 said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Having "solo" time and brushing yo teeth at the same time is kinda hot!

so i read

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LMFAO I had a feeling youd read it

I think I was touching myself in my sleep

Not anything weird but you know how some guys sleep with their hands in their drawz or grab their stuff real quick?...well I think I was doing that {I think} because when I woke up it felt like my stuff was grabbed.

Oh and the word Exsanguinate just turned me on for about 5 seconds...that is all.

KidaDynamite said:

I think I was touching myself in my sleep

Not anything weird but you know how some guys sleep with their hands in their drawz or grab their stuff real quick?...well I think I was doing that {I think} because when I woke up it felt like my stuff was grabbed.

Oh and the word Exsanguinate just turned me on for about 5 seconds...that is all.

Wow you sound just like me.

KidaDynamite said:

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Masturbating is awkward when the cat won't leave you alone.

[Edited 3/12/11 4:40am]

I guess she/he was jealous because you were playing with the other kitty instead.

my cat likes to open the door and watch ya in the tub or on the toliet. that is why i close and lock my door whenever i use my vibrator

KidaDynamite said:

purplemookiebut said:

so i'm on facebook chat and the username "prince rogers nelson" texts me. i'm cracking up cause he hardcore sexting with me. its so funny seeing that name. he's a great sexter. i sent him tons risque dirty pics and he loves em. i bet its some creepy giant fat guy like in gamer.

remember he was playing a girl on society?

[Edited 3/13/11 4:14am]

whenever i go on aim i get all kinds of guys wanting to sext with me. they offer to move here or fly me to see them.it's fun to play along sometimes. i've had porno directors try to get me for movies and photoshoots cause they like my look and style. it even happened once when i was working at target. a guy who was making pornos tried to recruit me.

KidaDynamite said:

I think I was touching myself in my sleep

Not anything weird but you know how some guys sleep with their hands in their drawz or grab their stuff real quick?...well I think I was doing that {I think} because when I woke up it felt like my stuff was grabbed.

Oh and the word Exsanguinate just turned me on for about 5 seconds...that is all.

isn't that when you get all your blood sucked out of you?

you be watching too much Twilight

I can't go to sleep unless my hand is in my undies most nights

I gave my first BJ last night.

I swallow.

SaraWright10 said:

I gave my first BJ last night.

I swallow.

good job!

ZombieKitten said:

SaraWright10 said:

I gave my first BJ last night.

I swallow.

good job!

HA! I love this response

I'm totally selfconscious about ANYTHING sex related.

It took me about an hour laying there in the bed preparing myself for if I was gonna go through with it or not.

Soooooooooooo glad I did it! My "friend" loved it, his reaction was AMAZING. He couldn't believe it was my first time.

SaraWright10 said:

ZombieKitten said:

good job!

HA! I love this response

I'm totally selfconscious about ANYTHING sex related.

It took me about an hour laying there in the bed preparing myself for if I was gonna go through with it or not.

Soooooooooooo glad I did it! My "friend" loved it, his reaction was AMAZING. He couldn't believe it was my first time.

I think the reaction is totally worth it

this glow in the dark penis straw is the closest thing to a penis i've come in contact with in nearly 2 yrs

wahhhh i need a man.

from marina's bachelorette party. i turned off the light & it was glowing.

NMuzakNSoul said:

Having "solo" time and brushing yo teeth at the same time is kinda hot!

so i read

Bwaaaaahahahhahahahahhaa!

It reminds me of one episode of the Simpsons where Marge was listing Homer's faults..

"You think brushing your teeth is foreplay"

One in a million, Nick...

SherryJackson said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Having "solo" time and brushing yo teeth at the same time is kinda hot!

so i read

Bwaaaaahahahhahahahahhaa!

It reminds me of one episode of the Simpsons where Marge was listing Homer's faults..

"You think brushing your teeth is foreplay"

One in a million, Nick...

haha

my coochie stank... i may need antibiotics. it dont itch or nuffin, just stank, and i think my ovaries or tubes ont he left side may be inflamed...isnt that a symptom of syphillis or clamidia. damn i aint fucked but one dude for at least 20 years...wtf???

myfavorite said:

my coochie stank... i may need antibiotics. it dont itch or nuffin, just stank, and i think my ovaries or tubes ont he left side may be inflamed...isnt that a symptom of syphillis or clamidia. damn i aint fucked but one dude for at least 20 years...wtf???

umm...

i'm extremely horny...

KidaDynamite said:

myfavorite said:

my coochie stank... i may need antibiotics. it dont itch or nuffin, just stank, and i think my ovaries or tubes ont he left side may be inflamed...isnt that a symptom of syphillis or clamidia. damn i aint fucked but one dude for at least 20 years...wtf???

umm...

NMuzakNSoul said:

KidaDynamite said:

umm...

myfavorite wins!

Spent the past weekend celebrating my 10yr wedding anniversary in the mountains. Mrs. Adisa and I got busy in the hot tub much to the delight of the motorists passing by our cabin and then the next night made our first full-fledged video, a video that will never EVER be downloaded to my computer or CD/DVD. . The way the cabin's made there weren't any curtains or whatnot, so if you were in those houses right up the street you caught quite a show.

Adisa said:

Spent the past weekend celebrating my 10yr wedding anniversary in the mountains. Mrs. Adisa and I got busy in the hot tub much to the delight of the motorists passing by our cabin and then the next night made our first full-fledged video, a video that will never EVER be downloaded to my computer or CD/DVD. . The way the cabin's made there weren't any curtains or whatnot, so if you were in those houses right up the street you caught quite a show.