purplemookiebut said:

i was neglecting touching up my landing strip. ok it didn't get to anywhere like how johnart explained his winter bush afro but i just warmed up my wax and fixed it all nice waiting for the twitter tweets for prince is oakland. i'm all looking like porn star and twitters still dead? all i know is he played let's go crazy and she's always in my hair...now to o to the cpncert forum....

OMG! I was flipping TV channels earlier today because nothing good was on TV, and I came across an episode of Holly's World on E!, and she was talking to some 19 year old Playboy Playmate who not only said that she was dating Hugh Hefner's oldest son (so nepotism lands you a centerfold in Playboy - go figure), but she told Holly how she was completely smooth in her pubic area thanks to lazer zapping her follicles from that area. Now, unless I'm planning on putting my lips, tongue or throbbing hard penis into her private area or I'm her ob-gyn doing a pelvic exam, I don't really need to know that her pubes are smooth as a baby's bottom.

i remember the morning radio show i listened to with the girl saying she had the electrolysis and looks like a little prepubcent kid.

tmz asked carrot top if the drapes match the rug and he said therer is no rug. ewwww. idk what would be worse. to see his probably freckled dick with tons of orange pubes or none at all....

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

purplemookiebut said:

wax is better! haha at imagining a guy using brazillan wax on his nuts! 8 weeks! no hair! no strip. pell that wax off like a bandaid!

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just thought of this. AHH KELLY CLARKSON! imagine that on your nutsack

purplemookiebut said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just thought of this. AHH KELLY CLARKSON! imagine that on your nutsack

:faints:

We just ordered fleshlights.

johnart said:

We just ordered fleshlights.

you'll be fucking those pringle looking cans things soon! did u at least try a watersnake first?

meh u cant adjust the tigthness on these though.

purplemookiebut said:

johnart said:

We just ordered fleshlights.

you'll be fucking those pringle looking cans things soon! did u at least try a watersnake first?

meh u cant adjust the tigthness on these though.

A pringles can??? What is that, Redneck Fleshlight??

johnart said:

purplemookiebut said:

you'll be fucking those pringle looking cans things soon! did u at least try a watersnake first?

meh u cant adjust the tigthness on these though.

A pringles can??? What is that, Redneck Fleshlight??

yeah i remember goggling about the fleshlight and up came up a how to make your own with a pringles can............

Ever since I started my new job, my nose has been producing black-colored boogers. I've never had boogers that color before.

psychodelicide said:

Ever since I started my new job, my nose has been producing black-colored boogers. I've never had boogers that color before.

What kind of work do you do?

KidaDynamite said:

psychodelicide said:

Ever since I started my new job, my nose has been producing black-colored boogers. I've never had boogers that color before.

What kind of work do you do?

I hope she's a miner.

johnart said:

KidaDynamite said:

What kind of work do you do?

I hope she's a miner.

I hope she's not kissing too much ass!

hi nancy

JerseyKRS said:

johnart said:

I hope she's a miner.

I hope she's not kissing too much ass!

hi nancy

Lord!

leave Nancy alone!

Didnt know yall depended on her so much......for entertainment...???...

Masturbating is awkward when the cat won't leave you alone.

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KidaDynamite said:

psychodelicide said:

Ever since I started my new job, my nose has been producing black-colored boogers. I've never had boogers that color before.

What kind of work do you do?

I work part-time at a cat shelter, scooping out litterboxes, sweeping and mopping. I must be inhaling cat litter without knowing it, or something. I need to start wearing one of those masks that cover your nose and mouth. I'll look like a surgeon, but it just might do the trick.

johnart said:

KidaDynamite said:

What kind of work do you do?

I hope she's a miner.

JerseyKRS said:

johnart said:

I hope she's a miner.

I hope she's not kissing too much ass!

hi nancy

Me? Kissing too much ass? Nevah! Hi Jersey!

Nothinbutjoy said:

JerseyKRS said:

I hope she's not kissing too much ass!

hi nancy

Lord!

KidaDynamite said:

leave Nancy alone!

It's all in good fun, I'm not offended.

myfavorite said:

Didnt know yall depended on her so much......for entertainment...???...

Who, me?

Shave your balls cheetah!

My main problem, among many is anal hair. lol

Try wiping with that crap..lol

wow. reading all of this is so entertaining me. lol. i can't think of anything for my TMI.

I thought I felt like a ho a couple weeks ago, I feel like an even bigger ho this week....a big cheap ho.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Masturbating is awkward when the cat won't leave you alone.

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I guess she/he was jealous because you were playing with the other kitty instead.

KidaDynamite said:

I thought I felt like a ho a couple weeks ago, I feel like an even bigger ho this week....a big cheap ho.

you're absolutely not

KidaDynamite said:

I thought I felt like a ho a couple weeks ago, I feel like an even bigger ho this week....a big cheap ho.

so i'm on facebook chat and the username "prince rogers nelson" texts me. i'm cracking up cause he hardcore sexting with me. its so funny seeing that name. he's a great sexter. i sent him tons risque dirty pics and he loves em. i bet its some creepy giant fat guy like in gamer.

remember he was playing a girl on society?

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