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The T.M.I. Thread Give it to us here!
I'll go first:
I just took a shower. I looked down and thought Gene Shalit was suckin my dick.
I know I've been busy with the move and all, but damn, how did I let this happen? I'm takin a weedwacker to that bitch tomorrow.
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I'm now obsessed with keeping my belly covered.
My belly roll has gotten so big that my shirt will ride up and I look like I could be the next inbred on walmart.com
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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MISS KITTY!!! Please share your T.M.I. I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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inbred | |
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Sorry about your untamed bush. I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Don't press too hard against me. Remember, Only you can prevent forest fires. | |
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I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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I like a healthy bush.
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Well let's say it's abundantly so at the moment. | |
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You know how accident prone I am
Last week in salon I slipped fell on floor with skirt near over my head, backside showing to the world sent customers to therapy after them seeing my tattoo on my backside, will start wearing knickers maybe even granny knickers from now on
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I hope nothing more than your pride was hurt!
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Your cup floweth over? I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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More like fro'-weth over [Edited 1/28/11 16:33pm] | |
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Staff stilled the cctv and put a photograph of my backside up on staff room walls zoomed in on my backside and tattoo, not living it down | |
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I immediately thought of "Don't Mess with the Zohan"!
(after I finished laughing at the Gene Shalit comment!) [Edited 1/28/11 16:35pm] "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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They are wrong for that....funny....but WRONG!!! I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Okay chocolate1....share....T.M.I.
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Nothing of my own is coming to mind right now, but a coworker sat down today and said, "I was kind of freaking out because the condom broke last night, so I went to the doctor during lunch." "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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You might find a penazzle vajazzle underneath
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I thought the same thing.... Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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I've not seen that movie. It's a movie right? | |
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Then imma have to figure out who's been sneakin in there and doin the work. | |
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Adam Sandler. He's an Israeli operative of some sort... but he wants to be a hairdresser. Women think he's sexy, and the line, "Oh... it's so big" keeps coming up. Then you find out it's the bush. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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I love Alec Mapa | |
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you beat me to it chocolate1! I was just about to post this pic
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"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Betina?? | |
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