Serious said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't care how stupid, give me an example of a situation

I need to know it perhaps I am reading into things too literally, if guys are using code I don't understand???

OK, remember that guy I told you about that was from Africa that wanted to party with me? I really thought he just wanted to party, but MAYBE, just MAYBE he wanted SEX from me

Probably he did, but I don't know for sure of course.

It's kinda embarrassing to tell these things .

Oh now, don't be shy, please share

ZombieKitten said:

Serious said:

Well I am extremely picky to choose my man and since my early 20s I have always been in a serious relationship. That did not stop men from making offers. Especially musicians do that all the time, so I am even more surprised that Charlotte is not chased by all the musicians she hangs out with.

they all work for the master and 75% of them are girls in their early 20s

I don't hang out with any musicians apart from the one I married, and the guitarist (who likes Thai girls).

Oh I see...

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

I bought them from him at liquorland, he worked there, I assumed it's part of the service!

Oh.

Yeah you're right then. HE wasn't trying to sex you up.

That guy from Africa though...

(I'm just bullshitting either way, don't mind me)

The guy from Africa was cute. I can't remember which country he said he was from . He was telling me all about life in his village and how he was in Sweden playing with his reggae band for the Love Festival (Royal Wedding celebrations). Turns out he did voluntary work at the nursing home my grandma lives in. He had the afternoon off and was going to hang out in town, listening to music, having a few drinks in the outdoor bars. He didn't have many friends yet, having only been there a few weeks, but thought I looked friendlier than all the swedes he'd met so far, so he sat down next to me. He was 30 and told me I looked 19 so I could probably assume this was an offer of sex, right?

Tremolina said:

ZombieKitten said:

I bought them from him at liquorland, he worked there, I assumed it's part of the service!

Is it part of "NORMAL" service that they help you all the way to your car?

I don't know, people are always asking me if I need help to bring large things to my car like the ladies at MYER than tried to help me fit in a christmas tree

Serious said:

ZombieKitten said:

they all work for the master and 75% of them are girls in their early 20s

I don't hang out with any musicians apart from the one I married, and the guitarist (who likes Thai girls).

Oh I see...

back in the previous band, both girl singers were married, and their husbands used to act like my bouncers, so if anyone got too close to me on the dance floor, both these (big) guys would immediately turn up at my side and stare menacingly at them

ZombieKitten said:

Tremolina said:

Is it part of "NORMAL" service that they help you all the way to your car?

I don't know, people are always asking me if I need help to bring large things to my car like the ladies at MYER than tried to help me fit in a christmas tree

Come on, you do know that's not normal service

and you didn't answer my question what else he said and did

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Tremolina said:

Serious said:

Probably he did, but I don't know for sure of course.

It's kinda embarrassing to tell these things .

Oh now, don't be shy, please share

Well for example being invited to hotel rooms by musicians at concerts....

People following you into your house asking you if they can invite you for a coffee....

Getting invited to watch just TV or to have coffee usually means something else

Dedicating a song to you that is just played on the radio that is called "Everytime you need a lover call on me" ...

Asking you how much they would have to pay to fuck you . Thank God that only happened one time in my life .

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

Oh.

Yeah you're right then. HE wasn't trying to sex you up.

That guy from Africa though...

(I'm just bullshitting either way, don't mind me)

The guy from Africa was cute. I can't remember which country he said he was from . He was telling me all about life in his village and how he was in Sweden playing with his reggae band for the Love Festival (Royal Wedding celebrations). Turns out he did voluntary work at the nursing home my grandma lives in. He had the afternoon off and was going to hang out in town, listening to music, having a few drinks in the outdoor bars. He didn't have many friends yet, having only been there a few weeks, but thought I looked friendlier than all the swedes he'd met so far, so he sat down next to me. He was 30 and told me I looked 19 so I could probably assume this was an offer of sex, right?

Yup.

ZombieKitten said:

Serious said:

Oh I see...

back in the previous band, both girl singers were married, and their husbands used to act like my bouncers, so if anyone got too close to me on the dance floor, both these (big) guys would immediately turn up at my side and stare menacingly at them

Well who knows maybe they liked you and were jealous if somebody else might have been into you too .

ZombieKitten said:

Tremolina said:

Is it part of "NORMAL" service that they help you all the way to your car?

I don't know, people are always asking me if I need help to bring large things to my car like the ladies at MYER than tried to help me fit in a christmas tree

Yeah...I can imagine.

This topic makes me want to go out this weekend.

Serious said:

Tremolina said:

Oh now, don't be shy, please share

Well for example being invited to hotel rooms by musicians at concerts....

People following you into your house asking you if they can invite you for a coffee....

Getting invited to watch just TV or to have coffee usually means something else

Dedicating a song to you that is just played on the radio that is called "Everytime you need a lover call on me" ... Asking you how much they would have to pay to fuck you . Thank God that only happened one time in my life .

I sure hope they brought their own coffee and the other was talking about a lot of money!

To be honest, it must suck to be a woman too many times, when you get all kinds of offers you would never dream of taking.

Tremolina said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't know, people are always asking me if I need help to bring large things to my car like the ladies at MYER than tried to help me fit in a christmas tree

Come on, you do know that's not normal service

and you didn't answer my question what else he said and did

people are always carrying stuff for me! remember I told you even in Amsterdam the guy helping foreigners buy tram tickets that carried my suitcase 2 flights of stairs??

I'm a nice person, I smile at people, people in shops are always nice to me and help me. Men and women, I always thought it's good customer service

and that part you were asking serious, not me

ZombieKitten said:

He was 30 and told me I looked 19 so I could probably assume this was an offer of sex, right?

For sure

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

The guy from Africa was cute. I can't remember which country he said he was from . He was telling me all about life in his village and how he was in Sweden playing with his reggae band for the Love Festival (Royal Wedding celebrations). Turns out he did voluntary work at the nursing home my grandma lives in. He had the afternoon off and was going to hang out in town, listening to music, having a few drinks in the outdoor bars. He didn't have many friends yet, having only been there a few weeks, but thought I looked friendlier than all the swedes he'd met so far, so he sat down next to me. He was 30 and told me I looked 19 so I could probably assume this was an offer of sex, right?

Yup.

Reminds me of that Nigerian student who asked me to teach him German . I was pretty naive and believed that at first, hey I was still a teenager. Then he showed me a letter his mother had sent him where she adviced him to always use condoms when he fucks me . I still wonder what he might have written to her as nothing ever happened between him and me .

ZombieKitten said:

Tremolina said:

Come on, you do know that's not normal service

and you didn't answer my question what else he said and did

people are always carrying stuff for me! remember I told you even in Amsterdam the guy helping foreigners buy tram tickets that carried my suitcase 2 flights of stairs??

I'm a nice person, I smile at people, people in shops are always nice to me and help me. Men and women, I always thought it's good customer service

and that part you were asking serious, not me

But what he else did the liquor guy SAY and DO

Serious said:

Tremolina said:

Oh now, don't be shy, please share

Well for example being invited to hotel rooms by musicians at concerts....

People following you into your house asking you if they can invite you for a coffee....

Getting invited to watch just TV or to have coffee usually means something else

Dedicating a song to you that is just played on the radio that is called "Everytime you need a lover call on me" ...

Asking you how much they would have to pay to fuck you . Thank God that only happened one time in my life .

I guess that time the master asked me and my friend to go to a party with him and his friends could have been an offer of sex? I thought he liked my friend to be honest, and didn't pay him much attention.

Nobody ever offered me a coffee at their house

One man once bought me a drink at a pub once, but that was very awkward. He shouted to me (over the music) "DO YOU LIKE MILKY DRINKS???" I was like WTF and said "NO, NOT REALLY" and he went and bought me a baileys and milk, which I couldn't drink so I gave it to someone else.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't know, people are always asking me if I need help to bring large things to my car like the ladies at MYER than tried to help me fit in a christmas tree

Yeah...I can imagine.

This topic makes me want to go out this weekend.

Tremolina said:

ZombieKitten said:

He was 30 and told me I looked 19 so I could probably assume this was an offer of sex, right?

For sure

so, sorry love, you were number 2 then

Tremolina said:

Serious said:

Well for example being invited to hotel rooms by musicians at concerts....

People following you into your house asking you if they can invite you for a coffee....

Getting invited to watch just TV or to have coffee usually means something else

Dedicating a song to you that is just played on the radio that is called "Everytime you need a lover call on me" ... Asking you how much they would have to pay to fuck you . Thank God that only happened one time in my life .

I sure hope they brought their own coffee and the other was talking about a lot of money!

To be honest, it must suck to be a woman too many times, when you get all kinds of offers you would never dream of taking.

That one guy was kinda funny as he asked me what he had done wrong and if I cannot at least give him any advice what to do better the next time when he tries . He was very young .

It does, especially when you are in situations when it happens a lot like when you hang out with musicians a lot what I did for some years or when you spend time in a country like Trinidad where I get an offer usually after 5 minutes when my bf is not around .

ZombieKitten said:

Serious said:

Well for example being invited to hotel rooms by musicians at concerts....

People following you into your house asking you if they can invite you for a coffee....

Getting invited to watch just TV or to have coffee usually means something else

Dedicating a song to you that is just played on the radio that is called "Everytime you need a lover call on me" ...

Asking you how much they would have to pay to fuck you . Thank God that only happened one time in my life .

I guess that time the master asked me and my friend to go to a party with him and his friends could have been an offer of sex? I thought he liked my friend to be honest, and didn't pay him much attention.

Nobody ever offered me a coffee at their house

One man once bought me a drink at a pub once, but that was very awkward. He shouted to me (over the music) "DO YOU LIKE MILKY DRINKS???" I was like WTF and said "NO, NOT REALLY" and he went and bought me a baileys and milk, which I couldn't drink so I gave it to someone else.

Your female intuition should tell you that .

I HATE coffee .

I got invited to some drinks in clubs, but not often. I don't go to clubs a lot though and I usually turn these offers down.

Tremolina said:

ZombieKitten said:

people are always carrying stuff for me! remember I told you even in Amsterdam the guy helping foreigners buy tram tickets that carried my suitcase 2 flights of stairs??

I'm a nice person, I smile at people, people in shops are always nice to me and help me. Men and women, I always thought it's good customer service

and that part you were asking serious, not me

But what he else did the liquor guy SAY and DO

nothing really, it was a hot day, he tried not to look as if it was too heavy for him I opened the back of the car, he placed it in the boot (trunk) and he wiped his brow and I said "thank you so much!" and he said "no worries, have a nice day!"

ZombieKitten said:

Tremolina said:

For sure

so, sorry love, you were number 2 then

I am sure if we do more research we will find more and his ranking will get worse and worse .

Serious said:

ZombieKitten said:

I guess that time the master asked me and my friend to go to a party with him and his friends could have been an offer of sex? I thought he liked my friend to be honest, and didn't pay him much attention.

Nobody ever offered me a coffee at their house

One man once bought me a drink at a pub once, but that was very awkward. He shouted to me (over the music) "DO YOU LIKE MILKY DRINKS???" I was like WTF and said "NO, NOT REALLY" and he went and bought me a baileys and milk, which I couldn't drink so I gave it to someone else.

Your female intuition should tell you that .

I HATE coffee .

I got invited to some drinks in clubs, but not often. I don't go to clubs a lot though and I usually turn these offers down.

I didn't get that impression from him not until he actually asked me out properly a few days later did I even think he might be interested in me.

I go to clubs/pubs every now and then, but they are full of kids, so nobody pays me any mind. I'm always behind a camera anyway, too busy.

I hate coffee too, I mean the thought that counts behind it

Serious said:

Tremolina said:

I sure hope they brought their own coffee and the other was talking about a lot of money!

To be honest, it must suck to be a woman too many times, when you get all kinds of offers you would never dream of taking.

That one guy was kinda funny as he asked me what he had done wrong and if I cannot at least give him any advice what to do better the next time when he tries . He was very young .

It does, especially when you are in situations when it happens a lot like when you hang out with musicians a lot what I did for some years or when you spend time in a country like Trinidad where I get an offer usually after 5 minutes when my bf is not around .

Yeah, I bet sometimes that makes you wanna hide way up some Austrian Alp

On the other hand, not getting any offers at all, or THINKING nobody wants you. How much more would that suck?

ZombieKitten said:

Tremolina said:

For sure

so, sorry love, you were number 2 then

more like at least 200, you just never noticed them

ZombieKitten said:

Serious said:

Your female intuition should tell you that .

I HATE coffee .

I got invited to some drinks in clubs, but not often. I don't go to clubs a lot though and I usually turn these offers down.

I didn't get that impression from him not until he actually asked me out properly a few days later did I even think he might be interested in me.

I go to clubs/pubs every now and then, but they are full of kids, so nobody pays me any mind. I'm always behind a camera anyway, too busy.

I hate coffee too, I mean the thought that counts behind it

So he was interested then!!!

Serious said:

ZombieKitten said:

so, sorry love, you were number 2 then

I am sure if we do more research we will find more and his ranking will get worse and worse .

OK!!!! I just thought of one!!! An actual genuine simple no hidden messages straight out offer of sex.

Ring ring

me: hello?

him: Is Catherine there?

me: no, she moved out

him: what a fucking bitch!!!

me: OK

him: she said she'd run away with me!

me: LOL

him: hey are you that girl with the big tits?

me :WTF!

him: do you remember me? I'm the one with the bike that was talking to Catherine downstairs.

me: Oh yeah, I think so

him: do you want to run away with me?

AND the guy I sat next to on the plane that wanted to hold hands with me during take-off that said he would leave his fiancee if I would marry him

Tremolina said:

ZombieKitten said:

so, sorry love, you were number 2 then

more like at least 200, you just never noticed them

Serious said:

ZombieKitten said:

I didn't get that impression from him not until he actually asked me out properly a few days later did I even think he might be interested in me.

I go to clubs/pubs every now and then, but they are full of kids, so nobody pays me any mind. I'm always behind a camera anyway, too busy.

I hate coffee too, I mean the thought that counts behind it

So he was interested then!!!

I'm hoping so! He married me

ZombieKitten said:

Serious said:

I am sure if we do more research we will find more and his ranking will get worse and worse .

OK!!!! I just thought of one!!! An actual genuine simple no hidden messages straight out offer of sex.

Ring ring

me: hello?

him: Is Catherine there?

me: no, she moved out

him: what a fucking bitch!!!

me: OK

him: she said she'd run away with me!

me: LOL

him: hey are you that girl with the big tits?

me :WTF!

him: do you remember me? I'm the one with the bike that was talking to Catherine downstairs.

me: Oh yeah, I think so

him: do you want to run away with me?

AND the guy I sat next to on the plane that wanted to hold hands with me during take-off that said he would leave his fiancee if I would marry him

Heeeellllooooo????? And you tell me there was nobody!!!