FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

whatever

and I'll have you know my income is so low I don't even have to pay income tax

It's okay, in America we have a payment option aptly called Lay-Away...

we have that too!

wow did this thread take off?!

orgies? haha eyes wide shut!!!

wishes for a hot cable guy or ups guy. i used to work with a hot guy who also worked at ups. ohhh if only he'd drop off a package to my house...

My lady surprised me on my birthday. She had her girlfriend come over for a threesome.

At first I thought they was joking. Then I thought this is a test. Their trying to set me up.

Until both women got butt-naked.

I kept my mouth shut, played it cool, and went with the flow.

But on the inside I felt like a kid on christmas day!

As things was getting started, my woman had a change of mind. NOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!

She only allowed her friend to give me which was all good.

But DAWN!!!

I wanted to break my dick off in her girlfriend.

But 2 women sucking my dick at the same time, ain't bad.

snowballing and felching

silkylee said:

She only allowed her friend to give me which was all good.

She let her give you a rimjob?