So, okay when the kids need to be repremanded in class, the procedure is that they get 5 or 10 minutes taken off of their 10 minute recess.

So Daisy loses on average 15 minutes of recess a week.

Well today she lost 5 minutes because........

and heres her story......

Well Mom, Eliza was telling Obama a tattle that was a lie.

Me: WHAT?

Were supposed to tell Obama the tattle and Mrs. Barner the hurts.

Me" WHAT??????

We have a poster of Obama by Mrs. Barners desk, and if we want to tattle we tell Obama, but if someone hits you or hurts you then we tell Mrs. Barner.

Well Eliza told Obama that I said her dress was ugly, and I yelled "ELIZA STOP LYING TO OBAMA, I DID NOT SAY YOUR DRESS WAS UGLY!!!!!" So I lost 5 minutes for screaming at Eliza and making her cry.

Okay. I don't even know what to do with this. I'm speechless.

Although, I DO believe my snob of a daughter told Eliza her dress was ugly and I did tell her that, that is not nice. Other than that, I don't know where to go with this.

[Edited 1/25/11 16:36pm]

More important question.

Was Eliza's dress ugly?

While I'm not gonna pretend to know wether Barak is doing a good job being president or not.

I don't think I like the fact that my daughters teacher is telling them to tell their annoying tattles to a poster of the President of the United States. Yanno?

Acrylic said:

More important question.

Was Eliza's dress ugly?

They have a stupid dress code, so yeah......all the dresses are ugly.

I just make sure Daisy always has cute tights and obnoxious headbands.

Yeah that's fucked up. They should be tattling to Honest Abe.

They talk to a poster?

johnart said:

They talk to a poster?

YES. Thank You! WTF????

TotalANXiousNESS said:

johnart said:

They talk to a poster?

YES. Thank You! WTF????

That is some SHIT.

Imagine me hearing this story. I was like WTF is GOING ON?????

Daisy wth are you TALKING about??????

TotalANXiousNESS said:

While I'm not gonna pretend to know wether Barak is doing a good job being president or not.

I don't think I like the fact that my daughters teacher is telling them to tell their annoying tattles to a poster of the President of the United States. Yanno?

omg

Dani, this is hilarious!!!

I have this image in my head of this Obama poster taped up inside a little booth, and the kids go in there like some kind of bizarre confessional thing.

Somebody needs to set up a video camera near that poster and record the kids tattling to Obama and put it up on YouTube.

I understand the tattle battle in school but...tell it to Obama...now that is strange!

That is just priceless!!

Save the drama for Obama!

wow. The teacher got tired of hearin that shit all day from the kids and put it off on the poster imagining the scenario is just !!!!

[Edited 1/27/11 5:11am]

TotalANXiousNESS said:

So, okay when the kids need to be repremanded in class, the procedure is that they get 5 or 10 minutes taken off of their 10 minute recess.

So Daisy loses on average 15 minutes of recess a week.

Well today she lost 5 minutes because........

and heres her story......

Well Mom, Eliza was telling Obama a tattle that was a lie.

Me: WHAT?

Were supposed to tell Obama the tattle and Mrs. Barner the hurts.

Me" WHAT??????

We have a poster of Obama by Mrs. Barners desk, and if we want to tattle we tell Obama, but if someone hits you or hurts you then we tell Mrs. Barner.

Well Eliza told Obama that I said her dress was ugly, and I yelled "ELIZA STOP LYING TO OBAMA, I DID NOT SAY YOUR DRESS WAS UGLY!!!!!" So I lost 5 minutes for screaming at Eliza and making her cry.

Okay. I don't even know what to do with this. I'm speechless.

Although, I DO believe my snob of a daughter told Eliza her dress was ugly and I did tell her that, that is not nice. Other than that, I don't know where to go with this.

[Edited 1/25/11 16:36pm]

I'd rejoice in the fact that girls still wear dresses at your child's school!

God, it's been ages since I've seen a girl at school in a dress.

JuliePurplehead said:

Save the drama for Obama!

johnart said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

YES. Thank You! WTF????

That is some SHIT.

Pennsylvania

RubyButterfly said:

I have this image in my head of this Obama poster taped up inside a little booth, and the kids go in there like some kind of bizarre confessional thing.

Somebody needs to set up a video camera near that poster and record the kids tattling to Obama and put it up on YouTube.

Genius!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

johnart said:

That is some SHIT.

Pennsylvania

PennsylTucky