And says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.

I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."

The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe.

She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.

"Well, what is it?" he asks.

"It's a bit embarrassing," she replies.

"These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs."

The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is.

Then he suddenly asks, "Is your boyfriend a Harley rider?"

The woman blushes and says, "Well, actually he is."

"That's the problem," the doctor says. "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

is that true????

what about mysterious raised triangles on shoulder blades

4 friends went on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and drowned everyone.
At the pearly gates, first came a str8 guy. St.Peter said, "Can't let you in. You loved money so much you married a woman named Penny"
Then came the second str8 guy."Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food so much you married a woman named Candy"
The gay guy ...turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

Happy Friday!

funkpill said:

And says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.

I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."

The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe.

She does so, and the doctor goes round to see her when she is ready.

"Well, what is it?" he asks.

"It's a bit embarrassing," she replies.

"These two green circles have appeared on the inside of my thighs."

The doctor examines her and finally admits he has no idea what the cause is.

Then he suddenly asks, "Is your boyfriend a Harley rider?"

The woman blushes and says, "Well, actually he is."

"That's the problem," the doctor says. "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

Thanks for posting these jokes, week in and week out. They are appreciated!

Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!