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Why is it that 99% of all threads are stupid threads about sex now? "How do you fuck?" "Are you a loud fuck?" etc. Goddamn, all these stupid sex topics are starting to get really fucking old... answer these questions and let it go:
"If you threw your pussy into the air would it turn into sunshine or a black hole?" "Do you like to fuck in front of your pets?" "Do you fuck in front of a mirror?" "Have you videotaped yourself fucking?" "Have you ever fucked the mailman?" "Do you want to fuck your boss?" "Have you been fucked in a public restroom?" "Have you ever sucked dick in a moving car?" "Have you ever had your dick sucked while driving?" "Is your cock a fuck drill?" "Is your pussy a honey pot?" "Describe yourself fucking..." "Are you a screaming fuck?" "Have you ever fucked 72 people at once?" "Do you like to fuck on trains?" "Do you fuck like an animal?" "Fucking... yes or no?" "How often do you like to fuck?" "Have you fucked today?" "What is one word that would describe you when fucking?" "Have you been fucked in the ass?" "Do you like to fuck with the light on or off?" "Have you fucked your girlfriend/boyfriends brother/sister?" "Dirty Sex: Do you was before fucking?" "Animal Sex: Have you fucked an animal?" "Gay Sex: Have you ever been tempted to fuck someone of the same sex?" "Super titty fucking: Do you like to fuck women between the tits?" "Big butt fucking expedition! How many women have you fucked in the ass?" "Ladies: are you a champion dick sucker or an amateur?" SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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You're still missing quite a few.  | |
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LaVisHh said: You're still missing quite a few.
I know... I just made up as many as I could tolerate... I figured that people could just answer all the questions that I asked and we might not see 150 more threads about fucking today... We get it... people like to fuck... some people even like to fuck pineapples and watermelons... I got it. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I think the answer is 416.33 but I could be wrong cos' I'm really quite drunk.  Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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Here's more, to help ya out. 
How can I get more comfortable initiating sex? I keep gaining weight! Can I still be confident in bed? How can I boost my body image for better sex? Will my boyfriend be able to tell that I'm a virgin? What are some steamy alternatives to the missionary position? How can I increase pleasure for both of us with me on top? Where is my G-spot? Which techniques are the best bet for great sex? How can I get more aroused during sex? Will anal sex ever turn me on? How can I improve my attitude about sex? Will antidepressants permanently affect my sex drive? How can I restart my libido? What's the best way to boost his sex drive? Help! He wants sex all the time. What can I do to keep up? Could I have had an orgasm without knowing it? Why can't I have an orgasm? Is there a way to speed up sex and orgasm sooner? Why do I cry after orgasm? Why can I only reach the big "O" when I'm drunk? Where is his G-spot? What can I do when he has a performance problem? What can be done about early ejaculation? My lover is too quick. Will I ever be satisfied? What can I do to get comfortable with my guy's super size? Why do men fall asleep after sex? Is it normal to be nervous about oral sex? What is the simplest techique for giving oral sex? Is there any easy way to know that my moves are going to please him? Can receiving oral sex be dangerous for me? Are sexual fantasies normal? Is it wrong for my boyfriend to look at porn? Does cybersex count as cheating? How should I start masturbating if I never have before? Is there really an exercise that will improve my sex life? Can intercourse really cause urinary tract infections? Is it normal to bleed during sex? How can I combat vaginal dryness? Why is my diaphragm causing pain, and how do I stop it? Do women ejaculate? Is there such a thing as too much sex? Sex hurts me! Is there painless position I can try? Which positions work the best to conceive? Is it okay to have sex during pregnancy? How do I boost my sex drive after baby? | |
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IceNine said:
good. | |
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Here is the important question:
"Shouldn't I just stay in chat if I want to talk about sex all the time?" :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Here is the important question:
"Shouldn't I just stay in chat if I want to talk about sex all the time?" :LOL: Then how do you get your word out to a wider audience? 
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No wonder my Frank Lloyd Wright thread didn't go over well. I didn't mention what he liked in the bedroom. Damnit! | |
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Here is the important question:
"Shouldn't I just stay in chat if I want to talk about sex all the time?" :LOL: Then how do you get your word out to a wider audience?
. [This message was edited Sun Feb 2 8:53:00 PST 2003 by LaVisHh] My message might not need to be heard by so many chatty fuckers... :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AzureStar said: No wonder my Frank Lloyd Wright thread didn't go over well. I didn't mention what he liked in the bedroom. Damnit!
There's a thread about Frank Lloyd Wright? I couldn't find it underneath all of the cum-splattered sex paraphenilia... Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: AzureStar said: No wonder my Frank Lloyd Wright thread didn't go over well. I didn't mention what he liked in the bedroom. Damnit!
There's a thread about Frank Lloyd Wright? I couldn't find it underneath all of the cum-splattered sex paraphenilia... I think someone put a fucking rubber on it and destroyed all the sensitivity and feeling of the thread. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AzureStar said: No wonder my Frank Lloyd Wright thread didn't go over well. I didn't mention what he liked in the bedroom. Damnit!
You probably should have referenced those stairs that descended into the water, sexually...
Using words like: down, flow, wetness, etc. | |
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LaVisHh said: AzureStar said: No wonder my Frank Lloyd Wright thread didn't go over well. I didn't mention what he liked in the bedroom. Damnit!
You probably should have referenced those stairs that descended into the water, sexually...
Using words like: down, flow, wetness, etc. | |
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Ok...I just posted in the FLW thread and now my keyboard is all sticky!  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: Ok...I just posted in the FLW thread and now my keyboard is all sticky!
Does it smell like funky ass and lube? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Anyhow, AzureStar...I watched a documentary on Frank Lloyd Wright. It might have been on "This Old House"...not too sure.
Anyways, what I really loved was the room where his desk was, and the corner window that opened up into nature. That house was truly built to take full advantage of the beauty it was built upon. | |
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LaVisHh said: Anyhow, AzureStar...I watched a documentary on Frank Lloyd Wright. It might have been on "This Old House"...not too sure.
Anyways, what I really loved was the room where his desk was, and the corner window that opened up into nature. That house was truly built to take full advantage of the beauty it was built upon. Did anyone fuck or get fucked on that show? If not, I don't wanna hear about it! :EVIL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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LaVisHh said: Anyhow, AzureStar...I watched a documentary on Frank Lloyd Wright. It might have been on "This Old House"...not too sure.
Anyways, what I really loved was the room where his desk was, and the corner window that opened up into nature. That house was truly built to take full advantage of the beauty it was built upon. Are you jacking Tony's thread? 
Yes, he took full advantage of nature... I would love to live in one of his homes... | |
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 Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: Anyhow, AzureStar...I watched a documentary on Frank Lloyd Wright. It might have been on "This Old House"...not too sure.
Anyways, what I really loved was the room where his desk was, and the corner window that opened up into nature. That house was truly built to take full advantage of the beauty it was built upon. Are you jacking Tony's thread?
Yes, he took full advantage of nature... I would love to live in one of his homes... He better have been into hard, loud fucking and chat!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: Anyhow, AzureStar...I watched a documentary on Frank Lloyd Wright. It might have been on "This Old House"...not too sure.
Anyways, what I really loved was the room where his desk was, and the corner window that opened up into nature. That house was truly built to take full advantage of the beauty it was built upon. Are you jacking Tony's thread?
Yes, he took full advantage of nature... I would love to live in one of his homes... No...
I continued my discussion on your thread. | |
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LaVisHh said: AzureStar said: LaVisHh said: Anyhow, AzureStar...I watched a documentary on Frank Lloyd Wright. It might have been on "This Old House"...not too sure.
Anyways, what I really loved was the room where his desk was, and the corner window that opened up into nature. That house was truly built to take full advantage of the beauty it was built upon. Are you jacking Tony's thread?
Yes, he took full advantage of nature... I would love to live in one of his homes... No...
I continued my discussion on your thread. Excellent! Now, let's get back to fucking. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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No comment...I can't make a comment, I mustn't make a comment... -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: No comment...I can't make a comment, I mustn't make a comment...
Comment... make a comment!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: No comment...I can't make a comment, I mustn't make a comment...
Comment... make a comment!!! I can't, Satan. But boy, I'm thinkin' of some. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: No comment...I can't make a comment, I mustn't make a comment...
Comment... make a comment!!! I can't, Satan. But boy, I'm thinkin' of some. Come on, please... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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It's amazing, don't you think, how some people devote all of their posts to sex, no? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: It's amazing, don't you think, how some people devote all of their posts to sex, no?
I don't know if I should laugh or cry. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Goddamn, all these stupid sex topics are starting to get really fucking old... answer these questions and let it go:
"If you threw your pussy into the air would it turn into sunshine or a black hole?" "Do you like to fuck in front of your pets?" "Do you fuck in front of a mirror?" "Have you videotaped yourself fucking?" "Have you ever fucked the mailman?" "Do you want to fuck your boss?" "Have you been fucked in a public restroom?" "Have you ever sucked dick in a moving car?" "Have you ever had your dick sucked while driving?" "Is your cock a fuck drill?" "Is your pussy a honey pot?" "Describe yourself fucking..." "Are you a screaming fuck?" "Have you ever fucked 72 people at once?" "Do you like to fuck on trains?" "Do you fuck like an animal?" "Fucking... yes or no?" "How often do you like to fuck?" "Have you fucked today?" "What is one word that would describe you when fucking?" "Have you been fucked in the ass?" "Do you like to fuck with the light on or off?" "Have you fucked your girlfriend/boyfriends brother/sister?" "Dirty Sex: Do you was before fucking?" "Animal Sex: Have you fucked an animal?" "Gay Sex: Have you ever been tempted to fuck someone of the same sex?" "Super titty fucking: Do you like to fuck women between the tits?" "Big butt fucking expedition! How many women have you fucked in the ass?" "Ladies: are you a champion dick sucker or an amateur?" YES!  WHO ME? | |
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