I guess I'm one of the lucky few. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Yeah I guess | |
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I had a stripper perform at a passion party i hosted and after he tossed and humped my guests, unbeknownst to me, he took one of the chicks in a bathroom and | |
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OK, that's very slutty behaviour | |
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But quite common. | |
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I'm tellin' ya gurl they always do that shit; the skr8 ones, I don't fuck around wit (pay money to see) no g8y skrippers and you can always tell cuz they act like they dancin' at a talent show wit they momma sittin' in the front row.
Anway, skr8 male skrippers love to eat pussy and love for a chick to slob that knob. Hey I aint mad at em....make them last 10 minutes fo your shift is ova COUNT!
I love the word unbeknownst. Also love the phrase "bestowed upon me".
Sry...digress. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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also very unprofessional!! | |
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Not bad for some illiterate, ungrammatica hussies.
To be honest tho, I prefer gay strippers in some ways. At least at this club I go to all the time called Zippers. These guys don't really perform at all. They pretty much just stand on a box and shake their monkies and their booties. I don't need a big production, can I just see your willy? | |
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Ahh see I need the big production; I want to know dude put effort into it and is reveling in all the female attention. I can see the willy at the gym. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Now, if you're talking about black revues, yeah that's a whole other thing.
But them Chippendale type shits are wack. | |
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Those guys and the Thunder from Down Under. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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And throngs of women screaming like they ain't never seen a HALF nekkid man. | |
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Ya know? There are some deprived women out there fo sho! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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I liked one guy from ManPower back in the 90s (third from left)
he's a big celeb now, Oprah loves him!!!
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Maybe the women who suck them off onstage don't want baby oil, sweat, nut, AND pubes in their mouths "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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Exactly at what point in time did male strip shows turn into live sex shows? | |
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On a photo shoot once (for pick-a-Sunday-circular) a male model was talking with the other guys about a strip club he went to in North Miami where it's supposed to be pretty strict, but the girl who did his lap dance offered him a bj for an extra $10...needless to say he took it and was giddy like a teenage schoolboy for the whole day afterwards. I was just the wardrobe assistant who had to get him dressed between shots and had worked with him countless times before, so I said to him "do you really want me to hear this while I'm helping you adjust your business shirt into your underwear around your dingleberries, and btw, do I need to wear gloves now??? . the boys stopped talking around me because I was like everyone's little sister -so they wanted to spare my wanna-be virgin-ears . I did think it was hilarious though that someone so gorgeous and "unattainable" would be so geeked about getting some Silicone Sally to suck him off in a parking lot, I totally didn't get it | |
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^ A BJ for $10??? I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Spring of '92
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Calling All Strippers: Dallas Running Low for Super Bowl WeekUp until now, everything having to do with Super Bowl XLV has been fun and games. We're about to learn just how well we all deal with a crisis, however. The strip clubs in Dallas, Arlington and elsewhere in the area are suffering from a serious shortage in dancers to fill the demand they expect to have when football fans flood the area for the big game. John Walsh, proprietor of Showtime Cabaret, told TMZ that he normally has 50 girls working in his club. He wants to hire an additional 120-150 for next week, though, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. Walsh believes that the 60 clubs around the area will need to hire 10,000 additional strippers to satisfy the urges trucked into town from all corners of our country. Maybe we can work out some kind of trade agreement with Charlie Sheen now that he's out of action for a little while? Arlington expects to have in the neighborhood of 300,000 visitors descending on the area for Super Bowl week. If this strip club Sputnik moment is a success and 10,000 dancers do start plying their trade in the vicinity, we will be witness to a truly magnificent demographic moment. Assuming that not all of those 300,000 people are going to partake in the entertainment provided by Walsh and his brethren, as well as the existing number of strippers in town, we are going to be somewhere in the neighborhood of a 23:1 customer-to-stripper ratio. That's astounding. It really says something about America that we can get that kind of ratio for our strip clubs but that we struggle to have elementary school classrooms that can approach that kind of student-teacher ratio. Perhaps that's the wrong take on things. Maybe all of the dollars trickling down from g-strings will be the thing to jolt our economy back to life, to say nothing of the boom times that will come to the spray tan industry and those who water down drinks sold at the clubs in question. The nation's unemployment number will freefall and, thanks to the brave strippers, it will be morning in America once again. | |
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That's what I'm sayin'! And he was happy as hell about it. The way them boys went on about it you woulda thought hey were in junior high school, giggling because they just saw brusteses for the first time. I was like "I don't see what'chu excited about, you need to take your ass to the doctor and get a precautionary shot" At $10 a pop how many bj's was she givin just to get by' ? Do you know how expensive it is to keep an electricity bill paid in Miami??? | |
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I'm married, so no I wouldn't date one. I've lived in Bangkok for nearly 10 years though, so I know strippers, prostitutes and bargirls of course. I don't judge. If I were single I don't think it'd be a dealbreaker if I really liked them, but I can see there could be issues. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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The Bangkok sex scene is supposed to be one of the most infamous in the world. You must be pretty dulled, deadened, and immune to be shocked by anything you encounter there, I suspect! | |
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Oh, I don't know. I can't imagine being shocked by anything, but would you believe I've never actually been to a go-go bar, ping pong show, gay bar, ladyboy show or any of those types of clubs in Patpong? I've been around Bangkok though, and to places out in the sticks that were certainly interesting 'situations', and in the early hours of the morning you can see some things, of course, when you're in places you probably shouldn't be. In the end naked bodies are naked bodies, all the sex one can think of is already on the internet, and there's not that much that can really shock, is there? I think Dan has a good story or two. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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In one small area in SF you can find the high end money makers (where the porn stars strip when they come to town), the working through college girls (trust me - they look different) and the should have found something else to do years ago, or just never started this line of work, over 35 cellulite types. It's fascinating, I tell ya.
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Would I date a stripper? Honestly, not seriously. I've known a couple, including a (formerly) really close friend who stripped to pay for her heroin habit (which eventually prevented her from being friends with most of the people she used to know). Once you see even a little bit behind that curtain it becomes clear that it's really not a very glamorous or appealing life (unless you're like, Dita Von Teese ). | |
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