^ only because it's probably true.

HotGritz said:

Would you date a stripper? Would you trust them or just presume they're fucking all of their clients?

Is it even possible for a stripper to be in a committed relationship or celibate?

Do strippers even have money? So many of them get dollar bills in their g-strings (girls and guys). I hardly see 20s.

Why do male strippers have so many damn kids? Drug dealers aren't supposed to sample their own product!

Why do women keep stripping past the age of 35? By this time you should have snagged a husband or a decent desk job with benefits. Cellulite does not belong on stage!

Converse.

i dunno. i think of strippers as people who work in a risky business.... i guess i feel sorry for them. dont know if i'd date a stripper. maybe, depends on what kind of person he is

I like them. They get naked. It's so nice of them.

RodeoSchro said:

Actually, I did strip one time. One of the times I was hypnotized, I stripped pretty good.

I believe my stripper name was Blaize, with an "i".

HotGritz said:

^ only because it's probably true.

They are usually the ones who end up with the most beautiful woman/men around. Alas, I'd take a stable relationship than a slew of bad ones with the "attractive" crowd any day. I knew this guy who was an exotic dancer. Always had GORGEOUS girls. Never worked out with any of them. They were beautiful on the outside, but had a head full of cotton and we're rotten inside.

When I was 20 I dated a stripper for about 2 months, but I had known her since we were like 9 years old. She was disappointed by the fact that I couldn't have cared less about her stripping. I wasn't giving her any reaction whatsoever and I would never come watch her perform no matter how much she begged. She didn't like it. So she started acting crazy as hell in a way that I'd never seen her do afer 11 years of knowing each other. She wasn't even my girlfriend. Our last date ever ended like a joke by Eddie Murphy in Delirious...

*screeeeech* Get the fuck out! *vrooooom*

HotGritz said:

CarrieMpls said:

If I met a man I was attracted to that met all of my expectations for a romantic partner and I found out that was his occupation, it wouldn’t be a deal breaker.

That said, I can’t imagine being attracted to a stripper. Physically that’s generally not my type and I don’t find stripping itself to be attractive for that matter. Or all that oil they always put on. Bleh.

glaze...like a donut.

though, if it's coconut scented…

ZombieKitten said:

HotGritz said:

glaze...like a donut.

though, if it's coconut scented…

or if its actual coconut oil.

Aw for fucks sake I just want to bang a couple of those black skripper dudes .

Silly me.

HotGritz said:

ZombieKitten said:

though, if it's coconut scented…

or if its actual coconut oil.

Aw for fucks sake I just want to bang a couple of those black skripper dudes .

Silly me.

this guy smelled of coconut

in his case it was real coconut oil

• What does getting paid to take your clothes off have to do with how you behave in your relationship?
• What are the stats on the male strippers with lots of kids, to those with just a few kids and then those with none?
• Do women stop looking good after the age of 35?
• Do women only strip to "snag" a husband or a desk job?
• Do you actually think about what you say or just make sweeping generalisations based upon your own moral judgements and sexual repression?

ScottRob said:

• What does getting paid to take your clothes off have to do with how you behave in your relationship? I don't know why do you enlighten me with your never ending wisdom.
•  What are the stats on the male strippers with lots of kids, to those with just a few kids and then those with none? Again, enlighten me. I can tell that the strippers who I've seen have a lot of kids. Why would YOU care one way or the other?
• Do women stop looking good after the age of 35? Women in general or just strippers? Stay on topic please.
• Do women only strip to "snag" a husband or a desk job? Who said they did?
• Do you actually think about what you say or just make sweeping generalisations based upon your own moral judgements and sexual repression? Project much? If you're feeling sexually repressed then by all means, engage the services of a stripper. If you're feeling morally or intellectually superior (more like indignant and boorish) ..take that ish to P&R where it belongs.

So you want to play huh??

[Edited 1/21/11 17:30pm]

HotGritz said:

So you want to play huh??

[Edited 1/21/11 17:30pm]

Contradiction is not debate. So no, not really.

ScottRob said:

HotGritz said:

So you want to play huh??

[Edited 1/21/11 17:30pm]

Contradiction is not debate. So no, not really.

That's what you call a contradiction; calling me sexually repressed and accusing me of making sweeping generalizations? Obviously you don't know what the word contradiction means. It's okay, I'm going to let you meditate on your own comments as it's laughable and obvious you have issues that go way beyond the topic of strippers.

Deuces and KY Jelly patnah!!!!

HotGritz said:

ScottRob said:

Contradiction is not debate. So no, not really.

That's what you call a contradiction; calling me sexually repressed and accusing me of making sweeping generalizations? Obviously you don't know what the word contradiction means. It's okay, I'm going to let you meditate on your own comments as it's laughable and obvious you have issues that go way beyond the topic of strippers.

Deuces and KY Jelly patnah!!!!

This is very silly - you're having trouble understanding me, so i'll spell it out and then i'll be on my way.

No, me implying those things about you was not what i call contradiction. I know what it means thank you. The contradiction comment was in reference to your responses to my earlier straight forward questions. You contradicted me rather than come up with proper answers (as children do - you didn't have to respond after all), and you also contradicted your own points that you originally made to start the thread.

Your petulant and defensive replies ironically highlight the answer to my last question which you obviously took offence to. I don't meditate and as far as i can see have shown no clear issues of my own in this thread, apart from perhaps aloofness and an empathy for the original subject matter (altho i'm sure i do have some as you quite rightly state). If i did however, i would be better of spending the time trying to work out your last comment about KY.

peace.

And yes, i would date a stripper - if she was nice.

HotGritz said:

Would you date a stripper? Would you trust them or just presume they're fucking all of their clients?

Is it even possible for a stripper to be in a committed relationship or celibate?

Do strippers even have money? So many of them get dollar bills in their g-strings (girls and guys). I hardly see 20s.

Why do male strippers have so many damn kids? Drug dealers aren't supposed to sample their own product!

Why do women keep stripping past the age of 35? By this time you should have snagged a husband or a decent desk job with benefits. Cellulite does not belong on stage!

Converse.

I have and it's not fun...Kept thinking, what she did to me, she did to her clients. We broke up after 6 months.

HotGritz said:

Would you date a stripper? Would you trust them or just presume they're fucking all of their clients?

Is it even possible for a stripper to be in a committed relationship or celibate?

Do strippers even have money? So many of them get dollar bills in their g-strings (girls and guys). I hardly see 20s.

Why do male strippers have so many damn kids? Drug dealers aren't supposed to sample their own product!

Why do women keep stripping past the age of 35? By this time you should have snagged a husband or a decent desk job with benefits. Cellulite does not belong on stage!

Converse.

If the strip club has a private V.I.P. room on the second floor (like the Gold's Club for example), you can best believe that those strippers are doing a few "extras" for tips.

shorttrini said:

HotGritz said:

Would you date a stripper? Would you trust them or just presume they're fucking all of their clients?

Is it even possible for a stripper to be in a committed relationship or celibate?

Do strippers even have money? So many of them get dollar bills in their g-strings (girls and guys). I hardly see 20s.

Why do male strippers have so many damn kids? Drug dealers aren't supposed to sample their own product!

Why do women keep stripping past the age of 35? By this time you should have snagged a husband or a decent desk job with benefits. Cellulite does not belong on stage!

Converse.

I have and it's not fun...Kept thinking, what she did to me, she did to her clients. We broke up after 6 months.

I've never dated them but i have done other things to them in the past.

Yeah partner it's probably not a good idea to date the stripper unless you're her

pimp and you get paid too.

phunkdaddy said:

shorttrini said:

I have and it's not fun...Kept thinking, what she did to me, she did to her clients. We broke up after 6 months.

I've never dated them but i have done other things to them in the past.

Yeah partner it's probably not a good idea to date the stripper unless you're her

pimp and you get paid too.

I have to admit, she was FIONE!!! That was the first time, I was THA MAN!!..lol!!

JerseyKRS said:

HotGritz said:

Would you date a stripper?

No.

Would you trust them or just presume they're fucking all of their clients?

Not the issue.

Is it even possible for a stripper to be in a committed relationship or celibate?

I would think so.

Do strippers even have money?

Being a long-time Howard Stern listener, the answer would be, "They would have a lot of it if they didn't have the money-sense of Toni Braxton."

Why do male strippers have so many damn kids?

Didn't know that they did.

Why do women keep stripping past the age of 35?

I think the more pertinent question here is, "Why do women strip?".

By this time you should have snagged a husband or a decent desk job with benefits.

Breathing fire doesn't look good on a résumé.

Cellulite does not belong on stage!

What if it's a stage devoted to cellulite-display performances?

ScottRob said:

HotGritz said:

That's what you call a contradiction; calling me sexually repressed and accusing me of making sweeping generalizations? Obviously you don't know what the word contradiction means. It's okay, I'm going to let you meditate on your own comments as it's laughable and obvious you have issues that go way beyond the topic of strippers.

Deuces and KY Jelly patnah!!!!

This is very silly - you're having trouble understanding me, so i'll spell it out and then i'll be on my way.

No, me implying those things about you was not what i call contradiction. I know what it means thank you. The contradiction comment was in reference to your responses to my earlier straight forward questions. You contradicted me rather than come up with proper answers (as children do - you didn't have to respond after all), and you also contradicted your own points that you originally made to start the thread.

Your petulant and defensive replies ironically highlight the answer to my last question which you obviously took offence to. I don't meditate and as far as i can see have shown no clear issues of my own in this thread, apart from perhaps aloofness and an empathy for the original subject matter (altho i'm sure i do have some as you quite rightly state). If i did however, i would be better of spending the time trying to work out your last comment about KY.

peace.

And yes, i would date a stripper - if she was nice.

OMG look at all this cheese!!! Skrait stank!!! Some people spend wayyy too much time on the net!

First off RobbieScott you don't know me and haven't interacted with me enough to judge my posts and call me petulant and defensive - you sound hurt and rejected in your post. If you want to get to know me...know this! I give as good or better as I get. Take that how you will.

Secondly...you should have clarified yourself the first time around and refrained from the petty and snide remarks else I wouldn't have had to shut you down. I didn't take offense to your questions, I took and take offense at your judgmental ass attitude! You ought to meditate and release what ever pent up stress and sexual frustration you've got going on. Empathy for the original subject matter? Now that's rich! Perhaps you have a tendency to forget the good nature and wry humor that is General Discussion.

Anyway I'm through with you. Babysitting wounded hearts just aint my deal!

Adios N Churros!!!!

TonyVanDam said:

HotGritz said:

Would you date a stripper? Would you trust them or just presume they're fucking all of their clients?

Is it even possible for a stripper to be in a committed relationship or celibate?

Do strippers even have money? So many of them get dollar bills in their g-strings (girls and guys). I hardly see 20s.

Why do male strippers have so many damn kids? Drug dealers aren't supposed to sample their own product!

Why do women keep stripping past the age of 35? By this time you should have snagged a husband or a decent desk job with benefits. Cellulite does not belong on stage!

Converse.

If the strip club has a private V.I.P. room on the second floor (like the Gold's Club for example), you can best believe that those strippers are doing a few "extras" for tips.

I've always heard this and I guess if the tip is big enough....

I'm a big tipper btw.

HotGritz said:

ScottRob said:

This is very silly - you're having trouble understanding me, so i'll spell it out and then i'll be on my way.

No, me implying those things about you was not what i call contradiction. I know what it means thank you. The contradiction comment was in reference to your responses to my earlier straight forward questions. You contradicted me rather than come up with proper answers (as children do - you didn't have to respond after all), and you also contradicted your own points that you originally made to start the thread.

Your petulant and defensive replies ironically highlight the answer to my last question which you obviously took offence to. I don't meditate and as far as i can see have shown no clear issues of my own in this thread, apart from perhaps aloofness and an empathy for the original subject matter (altho i'm sure i do have some as you quite rightly state). If i did however, i would be better of spending the time trying to work out your last comment about KY.

peace.

And yes, i would date a stripper - if she was nice.

OMG look at all this cheese!!! Skrait stank!!! Some people spend wayyy too much time on the net!

First off RobbieScott you don't know me and haven't interacted with me enough to judge my posts and call me petulant and defensive - you sound hurt and rejected in your post. If you want to get to know me...know this! I give as good or better as I get. Take that how you will.

Secondly...you should have clarified yourself the first time around and refrained from the petty and snide remarks else I wouldn't have had to shut you down. I didn't take offense to your questions, I took and take offense at your judgmental ass attitude! You ought to meditate and release what ever pent up stress and sexual frustration you've got going on. Empathy for the original subject matter? Now that's rich! Perhaps you have a tendency to forget the good nature and wry humor that is General Discussion.

Anyway I'm through with you. Babysitting wounded hearts just aint my deal!

Adios N Churros!!!!

Dang, guhl, why you Al Greenin' folks an shit???

^ @ al greenin

This thread was supposed to be light hearted. When GD starts looking like P&R, you know the end of the world is nigh!!!!

Now just watch...it's going to start raining frogs and there will probably be about 3 days worth of locusts. Predictable is just too good a word right now.

It's better/easier/funnier to be a female stripper than a regular hooker, even than a high-class prostitute.

Hookers are forced to f*ck to earn a living. Strippers do their thing, they have a hot body/good health thanks to the gym (and not all strippers are into drugs, respect), they choose who they want/need to f*ck ($) and if they're smart, they will save their earnings, cuz they'll probably retire once they're 40.

And we should remember that a reasonably PRETTY + HOT stripper could clearly have a career in the porn business if she wanted to. Many of my fav 90's pornstars were strippers in Vegas/LA/Miami in their beginnings and now they're healthy/reasonably rich +45-50 yearls old retired women, many of them happily married.

Conclusion: I guess that the hot/pretty/smart strippers are the ones who get rich in the process...

JoeTyler said:

It's better/easier/funnier to be a female stripper than a regular hooker, even than a high-class prostitute.

Hookers are forced to f*ck to earn a living. Strippers do their thing, they have a hot body/good health thanks to the gym (and not all strippers are into drugs, respect), they choose who they want/need to f*ck ($) and if they're smart, they will save their earnings, cuz they'll probably retire once they're 40.

And we should remember that a reasonably PRETTY + HOT stripper could clearly have a career in the porn business if she wanted to. Many of my fav 90's pornstars were strippers in Vegas/LA/Miami in their beginnings and now they're healthy/reasonably rich +45-50 yearls old retired women, many of them happily married.

Conclusion: I guess that the hot/pretty/smart strippers are the ones who get rich in the process...

^ TRUTH!!!

You left out the other post-stripping employment option; RAPPING! Shot out to Eve & Trina! Waitin' on Amber Rose to drop a hot track...providing her ass could stop riding dick for like 5 minutes!

How many porn dudes used to be strippers? I imagine that would be an easy and welcomed transition.

I never thought I'd ever feel this way...but...HELL YEAH I would date (a.k.a. sleep with) a stripper! (Slap like 2 or 3 condoms on first though! And my tongue wouldn't be going down there EVER!)

Enter into a relationship with one? nope

Marry one? NEVER!!!

HotGritz said:

ScottRob said:

This is very silly - you're having trouble understanding me, so i'll spell it out and then i'll be on my way.

No, me implying those things about you was not what i call contradiction. I know what it means thank you. The contradiction comment was in reference to your responses to my earlier straight forward questions. You contradicted me rather than come up with proper answers (as children do - you didn't have to respond after all), and you also contradicted your own points that you originally made to start the thread.

Your petulant and defensive replies ironically highlight the answer to my last question which you obviously took offence to. I don't meditate and as far as i can see have shown no clear issues of my own in this thread, apart from perhaps aloofness and an empathy for the original subject matter (altho i'm sure i do have some as you quite rightly state). If i did however, i would be better of spending the time trying to work out your last comment about KY.

peace.

And yes, i would date a stripper - if she was nice.

OMG look at all this cheese!!! Skrait stank!!! Some people spend wayyy too much time on the net!

First off RobbieScott you don't know me and haven't interacted with me enough to judge my posts and call me petulant and defensive - you sound hurt and rejected in your post. If you want to get to know me...know this! I give as good or better as I get. Take that how you will.

Secondly...you should have clarified yourself the first time around and refrained from the petty and snide remarks else I wouldn't have had to shut you down. I didn't take offense to your questions, I took and take offense at your judgmental ass attitude! You ought to meditate and release what ever pent up stress and sexual frustration you've got going on. Empathy for the original subject matter? Now that's rich! Perhaps you have a tendency to forget the good nature and wry humor that is General Discussion.

Anyway I'm through with you. Babysitting wounded hearts just aint my deal!

Adios N Churros!!!!

Ok well i was gonna move on, but honestly, this is just wayyyy too much fun and she's obviously provoking to get a response - i think she has a crush on me! so here goes...

Cheese? Err... no comprendes. I like cheese tho, with red wine and a good movie please. We could snuggle up together and massage each other's feet! That next bit about stinking i didn't understand either - did you mean your cheesy feet? Yes, you're probably right about the internet, work's been a bit slow in January, but hey, i'm glad you're here to amuse me - i've no need to use so much porn anymore! Not sure what my amount of internet usage has to do with what i said, but i'm definitely using it up awaiting your next funny response!

No HotTitz, i don't know you (we can rectify this sexy!), but i can obviously still make a judgement on what you write when you're talking (spitting is possibly a better description) at me. Otherwise how would i be able to respond at all? To be honest i think i have a good enough handle on you by now anyway and you'll be pleased to hear i've already requested you as my Secret Santa for this coming christmas! i don't want to ruin the surprise, but i may well be sending you the Collins book for Self-Deprecation! You'll love it - it'll be a complete mystery to ya!

Please describe where i sounded hurt and rejected in what i wrote? It certainly wasn't my intention. Is it the bit where i explained to you how you contradicted yourself? Or maybe you meant frustrated and tickled. i was definitely that - but now, i'm just tickled as the frustration has dissipated (don't wanna embarass you by telling you how tho)! I like being tickled HotTitz, do you? But seriously, if it'll make you happy i'll sound however you want me to!

Giving as good as you get would imply that you're debating on an equal par, but it seems a lot of my remarks have fallen on selective hearing baby. i think my intention was always pretty clear - perhaps you need to read more and do less judging yourself? i don't think my remarks were petty and snide (although they were meant tongue in cheek, if a little scolding too) - they were questions, ones that you seem to have found a little too taxing to answer. Don't worry, we can just relax and chill on our first date - we don't need to talk at all...

If you want people to stop judging you, then you're gonna be unhappy because it's human nature baby. Besides, you're intention of this thread seemed pretty judgmental in the first place - hence my sarcastic response. Let's put "Hypocracy" down as your word of the day? Don't worry, just let me know if you don't understand the meaning, i'll explain it in my next reposte.

I also explained before that i don't meditate (please keep up), but i will gladly have a wank about it if you think it might help you stop talking nonsense. Although the frustration has definitely turned more to stimulated. And Empathy, oh yes - we can add that to your list of words if you want?

I'm actually a very good natured fellow, hence my original questions and I believe each of my comments on hear have included wry humour at your expense (and my own to be fair) - please explain where you've set the example for this tho?

Again the rest of your words are just mumbo jumbo and make no discernable meaning to respond to. But you can speak as much BS to me sexy baby HotTitz!

Looking forward to the next installment... love you!

P.S - Please keep as mad as possible, it turns me on more! xx

HotGritz said:

^ @ al greenin

This thread was supposed to be light hearted. When GD starts looking like P&R, you know the end of the world is nigh!!!!

Now just watch...it's going to start raining frogs and there will probably be about 3 days worth of locusts. Predictable is just too good a word right now.

Chile, now just how many times have you seen Magnolia?!