I have Mormons coming over to chat on Tuesday.

Todd is pissed.

They came around in suits this afternoon while the kids and I were playing in the snow. They had suit on and they had pamphlets. They said that they were sent here for 2 years to walk the area and bring the message to people. One was from Utah and one was from Canada. They both had the same first name. Elder. I forget the shorter ones last name but the other ones name was Elder Rowbottom.

Anyways Todds mad cuz I gave them 'too much information' and that I invited them over Tuesday.

Anyone ever had this? I've only ever had Jehovahs and people selling books and meat. Never mormons.

Are you and Todd married? Because if he isn't filing for divorce right now, that man is a saint.

I had mormons come to my door once.

I was completely honest in saying, "I am not looking to change my religion. I smoke, I drink, and I have sex. What are your views on that?"

The replied with, "That's okay! None of that is a problem!"

I say, "Gay love?"

They glance at eachother uncomfortably, make a face, and shake their heads.

That was when the door closed on them and I continued about my day.

Efan said:

Are you and Todd married? Because if he isn't filing for divorce right now, that man is a saint.

Were getting married next month.

why the hell would you invite them into your home?

You DO realize "Elder" is a title, not their first names, right?

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chocolate1 said:

You DO realize "Elder" is a title, not their first names, right?

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Efan said:

Are you and Todd married? Because if he isn't filing for divorce right now, that man is a saint.

Were getting married next month.

You must be a dynamo in bed.

A freaking dynamo.

Efan said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Were getting married next month.

You must be a dynamo in bed.

A freaking dynamo.

He's not even mad that I said they can come over.

He's mad cuz that in the course of our conversation I gave them the layout of the house and told them that he works thrid shift. But I;m a pretty good judge of character and they were really nice. They had on suits and they had phamphlets.

@ the Elder thing!!!!!

Todd was like Ohhhhhhhhhh what a coincidence their both named ELDER, cuz thats such a common fuckin name!!!!!!!

I'm like, well, maybe in Mormon, it is!!!!!

2 very young mormon missionaries from Canada once knocked on the master's door

He invited them in and asked them a bunch of questions, and then proclaimed he was very interested in fornication. (he meant their views on the topic!!!)

Those poor girls started looking nervous, locating their nearest exit and made their excuses about having other appointments.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

He's mad cuz that in the course of our conversation I gave them the layout of the house and told them that he works third shift. But I'm a pretty good judge of character and they were really nice. They had on suits and they had pamphlets.

Ohhh... so home invasions would be easier if they just wore suits and carried booklets?

Yeah, I'd be mad, too.

No, believe me I kow how it looks, and I know you have to be very careful who you trust now a days. Why the hell would you pose as a Mormon though, and why would you go door to door. They were not burglers.

So - can I ask what is your current religious situation?

I have heard some kind of crazy things about mormons in general, nothing against the 2 nice fellows you have met!

On vacation recently there were a couple of ex-mormons in my tour group. They were the sweetest couple and we talked alot about why they left their religion. They gave me the impression that there are some pretty intense rules to be mormon. This couple was gay, so one of their main concerns was the stance against gay relationships.

I also remember them talking about the money you have to pay the church. They said that you aren't even allowed in the church unless you are current with your dues that you owe; and that includes attending weddings and funerals. They keep track of how much money you've given!

TotalANXiousNESS said:

No, believe me I kow how it looks, and I know you have to be very careful who you trust now a days. Why the hell would you pose as a Mormon though, and why would you go door to door. They were not burglers.

why did they want to know the layout of your house?

CallMeCarrie said:

So - can I ask what is your current religious situation?

I have heard some kind of crazy things about mormons in general, nothing against the 2 nice fellows you have met!

On vacation recently there were a couple of ex-mormons in my tour group. They were the sweetest couple and we talked alot about why they left their religion. They gave me the impression that there are some pretty intense rules to be mormon. This couple was gay, so one of their main concerns was the stance against gay relationships.

I also remember them talking about the money you have to pay the church. They said that you aren't even allowed in the church unless you are current with your dues that you owe; and that includes attending weddings and funerals. They keep track of how much money you've given!

I'm not interested in changing my 'religion'. I hate that word. I'm just interested in hearing about theirs. I had a friend in Highschool who was Mormon and alls I know is they were in church like all day on Sunday and she had like 6 siblings, and she herself has 5 children now.....all of which she had at home. NOT INTERESTED lol

I'm a Christian.

ZombieKitten said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

No, believe me I kow how it looks, and I know you have to be very careful who you trust now a days. Why the hell would you pose as a Mormon though, and why would you go door to door. They were not burglers.

why did they want to know the layout of your house?

Our whole street is bi-levels and they said they don't have houses like this (Utah and Canada??) and I was just explaining to them how they're layed out.

I personally HATE they layout of a bilevel btw.

Just be ready for the hard sell.

They will be there to convert you.

btw, that's one of the best stories around....the origin of the book of mormon.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

ZombieKitten said:

why did they want to know the layout of your house?

Our whole street is bi-levels and they said they don't have houses like this (Utah and Canada??) and I was just explaining to them how they're layed out.

I personally HATE they layout of a bilevel btw.

I grew up in a split-level, and own one now. I like the set up.

JerseyKRS said:

btw, that's one of the best stories around....the origin of the book of mormon.

JerseyKRS said:

btw, that's one of the best stories around....the origin of the book of mormon.

chocolate1 said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Our whole street is bi-levels and they said they don't have houses like this (Utah and Canada??) and I was just explaining to them how they're layed out.

I personally HATE they layout of a bilevel btw.

I grew up in a split-level, and own one now. I like the set up.

I like a split level better than a bi level.

I think.

To me a bilevel is just a glorified ranch with a few less steps to get down to the basement.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

chocolate1 said:

I grew up in a split-level, and own one now. I like the set up.

I like a split level better than a bi level.

I think.

To me a bilevel is just a glorified ranch with a few less steps to get down to the basement.

Fair enough.

the book of mormon is an interesting read, though it's not my cup of tea. the way the religion started is quite a story.

Just tell them when they show up you only have 30 minutes ~ that the home security co is on the way to install !

And ... that you just finished your concealed weapons course

And your Mom Purchased a professionally trained Dutch Malinois for you to protect your children and home and you have to go pick him up tomorrow

I woulda opened up the door buck ass naked cock swingin with a frozen chicken playing stairway backwards

HOLY SHIT!!! I just (2 minutes ago, literally) sent missionaries away from our door (didn't even give them a chance to know if they were Mormons, we have a mormon church up the road).

I'd be pissed too.

And just so you know, if you don't already...they reeeeeeeally don't care for us gheys.

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johnart said:

And just so you know, if you don't already...they reeeeeeeally don't care for us gheys.

That's exactly what sealed the "Get off my property, kthxbye" deal for me.