As we grow nearer to Oscar time, the red carpet fashions in Hollywood get serious as we see our favorite celebs dusted off and spit shined for one of the most important photo-ops of the year- The Golden Globes. In years past, the dearly departed CalhounSquare could always be depended on to start the ball rolling on the org for the dish on who wore what to where this time of year, but in lieu of her absence...let's carry the tradition on! Here they are, the good, the bad, and the just plain ugly, red carpet snippets from The Golden Globes 2011! Discuss!

Natalie Portman (Viktor & Rolf)

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt (Atelier Versace & Versace)

Anne Hathaway (Armani Privé)

Michelle Williams (Valentino)

Emma Stone (Calvin Klein)

Kyra Sedgewick & Kevin Bacon (Emilio Pucci)

Julianne Moore (Lanvin)

Halle Berry (Nina Ricci)

Juliana Marguilies (Vintage YSL )

Helena Bonham Carter (Vivienne Westwood)

January Jones (Atelier Versace)

Best: Natalie Portman and Juliana Marguilies were my fave looks of the evening. Gorgeous, classy, beautiful.

Worst: Halle looked like she was trying to be 20 and was attending the VMAs and January Jones’s dress was just WRONG WRONG WRONG.

Everyone else was “eh”. I hate the weird pointy shoulder trend (looks bad on everyone) and what was up with everyone wearing emerald green? And LOTS of ladies were dressing for the wrong age, either too old or too young.

HATED Anne Hathaway’s look too. Bleh.

OH - and LOTS of bad hair. Scarlett Johannson especially.

And lastly - special mention to J-Lo. I thought she looked lovely too, though nothing over the top. She looked well put together and age appropriate. I'm not usually a fan of hers either.

I love Emma Stone. That is a great look for her, and that dress is fabulous.

I love Michelle Williams too, but that's not a great look for her.

Julianne Moore--what happened? Yikes. That's a terrible dress.

Julianna Margulies has the best dress, I think. She looks amazing. Obviously Helena Bonham Carter has the worst. Yuck. And January Jones is so pretty but that dress still manages to be really unflattering on her.

A new bevvy of beautiful dresses...along with a few beasts:

Scarlett Johansson (Elie Saab)

Tilda Swinton (Jil Sander)

Dame Helen Mirren (Badgley Mischka)

Christina Aguilera (Zuhair Murad)

Olivia Wilde (Marchesa)

Tina Fey (L'Wren Scott)

Sofia Vergara (Vera Wang)

Meghan Fox (Armani Prive)

Oh goodness. How could I forget Tilda Swinton!

I don’t even know where to begin with TIlda. From that monstrosity she’s wearing to her pronouncing “tv movie” as “televisual movie”. Twice.

And poor Tina Fey. She really is a very pretty woman but whoever dresses her can’t pick a gown to save their lives. Navy blue velvet with ruffly “sleeves”? Really? And why can’t anyone make her hair look nice when she’s all dressed up?

Ooooh...now it's getting interesting! Some of these could very well have been saved for the Oscars...some...not.

Eva Longoria (Zac Pozen)

Julie Bowen (Tadashi Shoji)

Christina Hendricks (Romona Keveza)

Jennifer Lopez (Zuhair Murad)

Heidi Klum & Seal (Marc Jacobs)

Kelly Osbourne (Zac Pozen)

some yes...some .

Jane Fonda ( in something from her closet looking like Nolan Miller's "Dynasty" era)

Mandy Moore (Monique Luhillier)

Sandra Bullock (Jenny Packham)

Claire Daines (Calvin Klein Collection)

Mila Kunis (Vera Wang)

Jennifer Lawrence (Louis Vuitton)

johnart said:

THE GOOD:

BEST DRESSED: Piper Perabo in Oscar De LaRenta perfection from head to toe.

Olivia Wilde (though I woud've preferred the hair up). And did you see her shoes???

Claire Danes

Emma Stone

Scarlet Johansen- I thought she looked lovely. A bit old (like if Helen Mirren or Meryl can wear it, it's probably too old for you), but she still looked pretty. I loved her hair most of all.

J Lo looked stunning as always.

Viva la Fonda!

THE COULDA-SHOULDA'S

Anne Hathaway's Armani Prive dress was but she needed sexier makeup and hair. Her makeup should've been more like Eva Langoria's. Her blah hair detracted from that amazing gown.

Tilda Swinton looked good from the neck up (maybe even the waist if you could figure out where it was), but that out fit was a train wreck. If she'd worn a top like that (I don't know if it was separates or one dress) with some sharp pants, and statement shoes she would've been AMAZING.

Angelina Jolie...loved the dress, hated the hair. HATED it.

The chick from Mad Men in the green Donna Karan. That dress should've been VAVAVOOM!, but not with that taking-the-kids-to-the-mall-after-work hair.

THE BAD:

Helena, Helena, Helena
Gorgeous woman, looked like a clown threw up on her ass on the way to the show.

Sandra Bullock. That wig was eating her head before our very eyes. And don't get me started on the granny dress.

Michelle Williams- The short hair was rockin (very Rosemary's Baby), but that dress. You're going to an awards ceremony, not a sunday afternoon hippy beach wedding.

Milla Jovovich

THE WTF???

Annette Benning, was that hair on purpose??

My Julianne Moore...

What the hell's going on with Sandra Bullock? Not a good 'do!

I totally heart Jennifer Lawrence. She's rocking that dress. I think she's going to be a huge star.

Efan said:

What the hell's going on with Sandra Bullock? Not a good 'do!

I totally heart Jennifer Lawrence. She's rocking that dress. I think she's going to be a huge star.

She really pulled that dress off. She exuded an attitude (not in a bad way) that made it work.

johnart said:

Efan said:

What the hell's going on with Sandra Bullock? Not a good 'do!

I totally heart Jennifer Lawrence. She's rocking that dress. I think she's going to be a huge star.

She really pulled that dress off. She exuded an attitude (not in a bad way) that made it work.

I love what the new/fairly new starlets brought to the show. Mila Kunis looks great too.

On another note, why does Christina Hendricks always do that one same pose? Is it supposed to be vixenish, or is she trying to hide her chin?

Ottensen said:

Natalie Portman (Viktor & Rolf) Horrible. Looks like someone shot her through the heart.

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt (Atelier Versace & Versace)

Meh. Nice to see her something other than black, though.

Anne Hathaway (Armani Privé)

Gorgeous, as always. But what's she smuggling in her sleeves?

Michelle Williams (Valentino)

Oooooh... love it when someone wears the tablecloth.

Emma Stone (Calvin Klein)

The dress is okay, I guess. But somebody feed her a sandwich already.

Kyra Sedgewick & Kevin Bacon (Emilio Pucci)

Horrible color - and it makes her look pregnant.

Julianne Moore (Lanvin)

Wow. Hideous. Just...no.

Halle Berry (Nina Ricci)

Tacky.

Juliana Marguilies (Vintage YSL )

Normally, I like a pink and black dress. And YSL (vintage YSL, especially).
But not this pink and black dress. Especially not with black shoes.

Helena Bonham Carter (Vivienne Westwood)

What can you say? HBC is always HBC.

January Jones (Atelier Versace)

No.

...and the last of the crop!

Mila Jovovich (Armani Privé)

Juliane Hough (Marchesa)

Gabby Sidibe (Marc Bouwer)

Julia Stiles (Romona Keveza)

Edie Falco (Valentino)

Tried to find full length pics of Vanessa williams and Alicia Keys, but it looks like I'll be able to find a pork chop sandwich in the Middle East before a pic of those two surface on the net.

Ottensen said:

...and the last of the crop!

Mila Jovovich (Armani Privé)

Juliane Hough (Marchesa)

Gabby Sidibe (Marc Bouwer)

Mila looked a hot mess when she hit the stage. And for some reason I thought she looked tremendous (for her) during the telecast. Not as in fat, just as in...I don't know, huge.

Then she had some cheesy pose goin on.

Gabi- I hate to compare big gurrl with big gurrl...but I will

I was much more about Glee's Amber Riley's look than Gabi's.

Once again, if the dress looks like Helen Miren (who was, surprisingly, a mess last night) could wear it...it's too old for you

Ottensen said:

Tried to find full length pics of Vanessa williams and Alicia Keys, but it looks like I'll be able to find a pork chop sandwich in the Middle East before a pic of those two surface on the net.

Not full length, but...

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johnart said:

johnart said:

THE COULDA-SHOULDA'S

The chick from Mad Men in the green Donna Karan. That dress should've been VAVAVOOM!, but not with that taking-the-kids-to-the-mall-after-work hair.

THE WTF???

Annette Benning, was that hair on purpose??

Elizabeth Moss in Donna Karan

as for Annette...you know she's no stranger to the mousse and gel isle at Walgreens, and combs have rarely been her friend whenever she's gone short . She's still one of my favorite gals, though

...and I'm so distraught over Julianne Moore....I can't even type about it

johnart said:

Ottensen said:

...and the last of the crop!

Mila Jovovich (Armani Privé)

Juliane Hough (Marchesa)

Gabby Sidibe (Marc Bouwer)

Mila looked a hot mess when she hit the stage. And for some reason I thought she looked tremendous (for her) during the telecast. Not as in fat, just as in...I don't know, huge.

Then she had some cheesy pose goin on.

Gabi- I hate to compare big gurrl with big gurrl...but I will

I was much more about Glee's Amber Riley's look than Gabi's.

Once again, if the dress looks like Helen Miren (who was, surprisingly, a mess last night) could wear it...it's too old for you

Amber did give us curvalicious Hollywood glam-oooor. Here she is with her Glee folks:

Aha...Vanessa surfaces...but this gown is actually a more salmon/pinkish color than what's showing up here:

...is anyone else growing weary of the one shoulder look yet? The dress is pretty, but this silhouette is beginning to fatigue me.

Ottensen said:

A new bevvy of beautiful dresses...along with a few beasts:

Scarlett Johansson (Elie Saab)

The Fug Girls' description is priceless:

Okay, we're pretty sure she didn't ride to the Globes in a Mustang, but it appears entirely possible that Scarlett spent the entire commute to the Beverly Hilton hanging out the limo window, and then finished her coiffure by squatting under a hand-dryer in the ladies' room. Her hair is so bad, it renders the dress beside the point.

Ottensen said:

johnart said:

johnart said:

THE COULDA-SHOULDA'S

The chick from Mad Men in the green Donna Karan. That dress should've been VAVAVOOM!, but not with that taking-the-kids-to-the-mall-after-work hair.

THE WTF???

Annette Benning, was that hair on purpose??

Elizabeth Moss in Donna Karan

as for Annette...you know she's no stranger to the mousse and gel isle at Walgreens, and combs have rarely been her friend whenever she's gone short . She's still one of my favorite gals, though

...and I'm so distraught over Julianne Moore....I can't even type about it

Oh I know she was doing "Annette" hair, but there's a very obvious decline from her normal mousse-fest. That hair is beyond tragic.

And re: Julianne...STOP I was just about done crying. Here I go again

Ottensen said:

johnart said:

Mila looked a hot mess when she hit the stage. And for some reason I thought she looked tremendous (for her) during the telecast. Not as in fat, just as in...I don't know, huge.

Then she had some cheesy pose goin on.

Gabi- I hate to compare big gurrl with big gurrl...but I will

I was much more about Glee's Amber Riley's look than Gabi's.

Once again, if the dress looks like Helen Miren (who was, surprisingly, a mess last night) could wear it...it's too old for you

Amber did give us curvalicious Hollywood glam-oooor. Here she is with her Glee folks:

IMO she looked best of the Glee gals.

I didn't care for Lea's look (it screamed prom), and God knows I love me some Oscar.

The councelor looked cute and so did Brit.

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Genesia said:

Ottensen said:

A new bevvy of beautiful dresses...along with a few beasts:

Scarlett Johansson (Elie Saab)

The Fug Girls' description is priceless:

Okay, we're pretty sure she didn't ride to the Globes in a Mustang, but it appears entirely possible that Scarlett spent the entire commute to the Beverly Hilton hanging out the limo window, and then finished her coiffure by squatting under a hand-dryer in the ladies' room. Her hair is so bad, it renders the dress beside the point.

I kinda liked her hair.

Ottensen said:

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ARE THERE NO PICS OUT THERE OF POOR DENMARK DIRECTOR SHOWIN THE WORLD HER SPANX????

Somehow, I think it gets worse each year.

I really like this one though:

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Genesia said:

Ottensen said:

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I just spit out my cham-pag-nee

Aelis said:

Somehow, I think it gets worse each year.

I really like this one though:

[Edited 1/17/11 11:04am]

Jennifer is growing into her forties so nicely. I thought those babies would have put a whoopin' on that face and body but she's looking better and better than I ever would have expected for a bootylicious woman bearing twins at 35+!

Here's the dress from a bit closer, that bangle :

but that's don't think she stopped there: Miss thing had an ensemble change for the after parties. Not everyone can rock ostrich feathers, but I think she can, and it brings me fond memories of the Auntie Mames and Holly Golightlys in the world

..."that's right, I'm 41, Bitches!

Ottensen said:

Aelis said:

Somehow, I think it gets worse each year.

I really like this one though:

[Edited 1/17/11 11:04am]

Jennifer is growing into her forties so nicely. I thought those babies would have put a whoopin' on that face and body but she's looking better and better than I ever would have expected for a bootylicious woman bearing twins at 35+!

Here's the dress from a bit closer, that bangle :

but that's don't think she stopped there: Miss thing had an ensemble change for the after parties. Not everyone can rock ostrich feathers, but I think she can, and it brings me fond memories of the Auntie Mames and Holly Golightlys in the world

..."that's right, I'm 41, Bitches!

Now THAT's the hair Angelina needed.

I give this 5 Ka-KAWS out of 5!

People can say whatever the fuck they want about her. She is an exceptional beauty with amazing style.

johnart said:

Ottensen said:

Jennifer is growing into her forties so nicely. I thought those babies would have put a whoopin' on that face and body but she's looking better and better than I ever would have expected for a bootylicious woman bearing twins at 35+!

Here's the dress from a bit closer, that bangle :

but that's don't think she stopped there: Miss thing had an ensemble change for the after parties. Not everyone can rock ostrich feathers, but I think she can, and it brings me fond memories of the Auntie Mames and Holly Golightlys in the world

..."that's right, I'm 41, Bitches!

Now THAT's the hair Angelina needed.

I give this 5 Ka-KAWS out of 5!

People can say whatever the fuck they want about her. She is an exceptional beauty with amazing style.

We're the only ones who'll get that.