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Thread started 01/18/11 1:41pm

RodeoSchro

I need the perfect female comedian to play in a skit

I am playing two parts and have decided to make them both famous comedians. This will be performed in front of an audience of middle-aged people. I want one to be male and one to be female.

The male will be Rodney Daingerfield or possibly Larry the Cable Guy.

The female has to be recognizable, at least in voice and mannerism. Costume doesn't matter, because I'm going to be the biggest floozy you ever saw no matter what.

Female comedians that DON'T work are Sarah Silverman and Kathy Griffin, so don't suggest them. No one in this audience will know who Sarah Silverman is, and this won't be a show with cursing in it. And there's no way I would ever play Kathy Griffin.

Lucille Ball or Roseanne come to mind. Maybe Lily Tomlin, although I don't think I can carry her. She was too good and too unique.

So hit me with your best ideas. And remember the key word - FAMOUS.

Thanks!

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Reply #1 posted 01/18/11 1:45pm

whistle

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Ellen DeGeneres?

everyone's a fruit & nut case
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Reply #2 posted 01/18/11 1:46pm

Genesia

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Roseanne was the first one that popped into my head. shrug

Oh! What about Charo? That could be hilarious! lol

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Reply #3 posted 01/18/11 2:16pm

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I actually remember seeing this on tv! lol lol

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Reply #4 posted 01/18/11 2:19pm

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hmph! lol

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Reply #5 posted 01/18/11 2:20pm

BlackAdder7

rodney will not be performing at this perfomance. he is unfortunately dead.

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Reply #6 posted 01/18/11 2:21pm

Genesia

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PositivityNYC said:

biggrin

I actually remember seeing this on tv! lol lol

Actually, the person who should really do Charo is johnart. lurking

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Reply #7 posted 01/18/11 2:24pm

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Genesia said:

PositivityNYC said:

biggrin

I actually remember seeing this on tv! lol lol

Actually, the person who should really do Charo is johnart. lurking

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Cuchi-Cuchi!

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Reply #8 posted 01/18/11 2:32pm

RodeoSchro

Oooooh, I like Charo!

Joan Rivers came to mind too.

Great suggestions, keep 'em coming!

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Reply #9 posted 01/18/11 2:51pm

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RodeoSchro said:

Oooooh, I like Charo!

Joan Rivers came to mind too.

Great suggestions, keep 'em coming!

I just saw "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" @ johnart's...

very good...

http://www.joanriversapieceofwork.com

it's on Showtime now.. http://www.sho.com/site/m...eid=136861

cool

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Reply #10 posted 01/18/11 2:55pm

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RodeoSchro said:

Oooooh, I like Charo!

Joan Rivers came to mind too.

Great suggestions, keep 'em coming!

Try Carol Channing or Phyllis Diller.

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Reply #11 posted 01/18/11 3:02pm

BlackAdder7

Lisa Lampanelli.

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Reply #12 posted 01/18/11 4:24pm

ZombieKitten

Wanda Sykes! But she'd be hard to do, her voice is very distinctive. Even when she plays is straight in a movie, her voice cracks me up lol

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Reply #13 posted 01/18/11 5:46pm

RenHoek

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Kathleen Madigan and she is famous!

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