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"Jungle Org"... Once upon a time... deep, deep in the heart of the cyber jungle known as the org, there survived many, many characters. This jungle was dense and dangerous.
One survivor known as "Shausazooljaquak" was a well known guide to fresh drinking water and food. He only charges 2 coconuts and a banana leaf for his services. Which is very cheap compared to "SLavVishagogo" who charges substantialy more. But she will take your picture and pierce your nose at no additional charge. Shausazooljaquak has been known to throw his used banana leaf (or underwear) on the ground, so beware! Near the volcano there is a ritual site run by two... Now u guys finish the story  | |
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iz dis likes DA WIZARD OF OZ where they is all goin to see
King BAD and get permission to go home??? King BAD is the giver of ME LIFE
Me will Live for he, Me Die for He this account, i would make it FRY for He. | |
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...run by 2 really horny virgins, "misscutititititi" and "wammamommamuse". They are preparring the fire pit now... | |
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of course there would be the EECHYSCREECHYCHEECH
WITCH DOCTOR of the inhabitants of the JUNGLE, able to cure or cause all your ills. I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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i hang from tree
take good look at me ginger i see maryanne so sweet coconut pie give it a try fig leaf city sets me free | |
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shausler said: i hang from tree
take good look at me ginger i see maryanne so sweet coconut pie give it a try fig leaf city sets me free  So you are pook!  | |
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burp "Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion" -- Martha Graham | |
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Then riki-tiki-2the9s came and bit off Shausler's head!  | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: shausler said: i hang from tree
take good look at me ginger i see maryanne so sweet coconut pie give it a try fig leaf city sets me free So you are pook! i knew when typing that that it sounded like pook but thats how i do jungle talk always flattered at the belief that i am pook | |
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...as the virgins paint themselves... Pookalookyakyak is noticed trying to eat the hot coals from the tribal pit! | |
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berrys jungle
no radio i no longer need shoes just twine and heart so rough my exterior as rough as elements themselves but skin so thin and tree so broad unforgiving and unforgotten shame only for me as moisture collects and fear resurects i will see light of dawn though here i was not born and my will so badly torn help is a word beyond deflation sos without hesitation be | |
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...Then a big ol' chimp farted an' every1 died 'cept 4... | |
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me. | |
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...then mrdespues died & people from the nieghboring island came over 2 celebrate &... | |
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and when i realized
the freedom of abandonment the island bore me much fruit | |
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and then with one
sudden wave one flicker in realitys flame one tropical blink silence | |
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and then a loud
noise BANANA BANANA her friends were high on wind death "crack kills miss" | |
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I see you all stranded folks, I am not stranded!
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Should I carry you all back to civilization?
I think not! | |
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shausler said: Muse2noPharaoh said: shausler said: i hang from tree
take good look at me ginger i see maryanne so sweet coconut pie give it a try fig leaf city sets me free So you are pook! i knew when typing that that it sounded like pook but thats how i do jungle talk always flattered at the belief that i am pook teasing! | |
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i am proud 2 b
a member of this tribe | |
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even though
i cant embibe | |
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and stingrays
obstruct my every dive | |
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and nowhere do i find
chream cheese and chive _ [This message was edited Thu Feb 6 15:13:22 PST 2003 by shausler] | |
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and jusus christ i
miss my wife | |
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and i cant built this hut
without a fookin knife | |
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and birds call out
like drum and fife | |
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_ [This message was edited Thu Feb 6 17:51:21 PST 2003 by shausler] | |
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Berry said: Once upon a time... deep, deep in the heart of the cyber jungle known as the org, there survived many, many characters. This jungle was dense and dangerous.
One survivor known as "Shausazooljaquak" was a well known guide to fresh drinking water and food. He only charges 2 coconuts and a banana leaf for his services. Which is very cheap compared to "SLavVishagogo" who charges substantialy more. But she will take your picture and pierce your nose at no additional charge. Shausazooljaquak has been known to throw his used banana leaf (or underwear) on the ground, so beware! Near the volcano there is a ritual site run by two... Now u guys finish the story god you're fucking stupid | |
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_ [This message was edited Thu Feb 6 17:50:59 PST 2003 by shausler] | |
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