chocolate1 said:

paintedlady said:

I have a bad way about me that I can imitate accents perfectly if I hear someone speaking enough.

All sorts of accents, most people don't even realize I switch to sound like them and they think I speak their native language. This makes it hard for people who know me not to piss their pants with laughter.

I am so bad... pray for me.

I do that, too!

Me three!

I might not get the accent right away or maybe I will but whenever I do master it there's no stopping me.

I love southern accents and my grandfather was from Savannah, so I guess I just picked that up. The other day a guy that was trying to get his mack on with me asked if I was from the south because of he way I speak.

MoniGram said:

I am afraid of dolls...

then I can only hope you skipped out on this season of Desperate Housewives... it's a stinker

Lisa10 said:

Poiple said:

Ummm, that can be interpreted two ways. Explain a bit more please. Your eyeball or tear duct you mean?

My tear duct - in my left eye to be precise. It also makes a whistle/squeaky noise.

OMG i can spit like a snake spitting venom! We have GOT to get together someday!

Poiple said:

Lisa10 said:

Just thought of one... I can squirt juice from my eye.

Ummm, that can be interpreted two ways. Explain a bit more please. Your eyeball or tear duct you mean?

Note to self--maybe it's good no one brought up the second explanation...........

I can sneeze with my eyes open. Very useful when driving.

Can one orgasm with their eyes open...

tinaz said:

Lisa10 said:

My tear duct - in my left eye to be precise. It also makes a whistle/squeaky noise.

OMG i can spit like a snake spitting venom! We have GOT to get together someday!

We could be like a new breed of superhero!

Poiple said:

Poiple said:

Ummm, that can be interpreted two ways. Explain a bit more please. Your eyeball or tear duct you mean?

Note to self--maybe it's good no one brought up the second explanation...........

I don't get it.

tinaz said:

Can one orgasm with their eyes open...

I'll try it and report back.

Lisa10 said:

tinaz said:

Can one orgasm with their eyes open...

I'll try it and report back.

Reporting back - Yes. But I don't think it's possible to move your eyeballs.

npgmaverick said:

I can sneeze with my eyes open. Very useful when driving.

i don't believe you

Lisa10 said:

Lisa10 said:

I'll try it and report back.

Reporting back - Yes. But I don't think it's possible to move your eyeballs.

LMFAO!!!

I can crack my back by squeezing my butt cheeks together.

True story.

tinaz said:

Lisa10 said:

Reporting back - Yes. But I don't think it's possible to move your eyeballs.

LMFAO!!!

Lisa10 said:

tinaz said:

LMFAO!!!

video would have been more accurate, scientifically of course.

BlackAdder7 said:

Lisa10 said:

video would have been more accurate, scientifically of course.

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Here's something. Some people hate glitter, are even afraid of it. I'm a bit like that when it comes to washing the chopping blocks I always ask the master to do them.

I pee standing up.

I KNOW! This comes to a surprise to a LOT of people.

johnart said:

I pee standing up.

I KNOW! This comes to a surprise to a LOT of people.

but do you lift the seat up....

BlackAdder7 said:

johnart said:

I pee standing up.

I KNOW! This comes to a surprise to a LOT of people.

but do you lift the seat up....

Set the scene. Am I at your house or mine?

[Edited 1/18/11 14:26pm]

BlackAdder7 said:

johnart said:

I pee standing up.

I KNOW! This comes to a surprise to a LOT of people.

but do you lift the seat up....

AND he cleans his toilets, most likely every day too. He's good like that

paintedlady said:

I have a bad way about me that I can imitate accents perfectly if I hear someone speaking enough.

All sorts of accents, most people don't even realize I switch to sound like them and they think I speak their native language. This makes it hard for people who know me not to piss their pants with laughter.

I am so bad... pray for me.

I'll pray for you, paintedlady.

I do this too.

A Super Cuts haircutter just complimented me for my New Jersey accent.

I believe that synchronicities are messages from the Universe.

ZombieKitten said:

ladymelrose said:

ZombieKitten said:

Here's something. Some people hate glitter, are even afraid of it. I'm a bit like that when it comes to washing the chopping blocks I always ask the master to do them.

My husband won't touch wooden spoons or use paper napkins!

omg!

I don't mind wooden spoons, I won't put them to my lips though, in case of splinters

mjwifey4l said:

Ok this is serious: I'm absolutely TERRIFIED of ..... BUTTERFLIES , i have no idea why people think that their so beautiful, to me their demon creatures who prey on my fear. like I was walking home from school in 09' and there was literally over 200 of them, I started having a panic attack, was literally crying and almost threw up..... i ran all the way home ducking a dodging them.... no joke

I feel the same way about Moths, I know its irrational, but I hate them. Butterflies not as much, I can deal with them better, but moths creep me out. If one gets in my house, it becomes my mission in life to kill it, or I can't relax, it must die. People laugh at me for this, but its true.

Audexia said:

npgmaverick said:

I can sneeze with my eyes open. Very useful when driving.

i don't believe you

I get that alot, lol. True story!

lactose free milk makes my heart race

johnart said:

BlackAdder7 said:

but do you lift the seat up....

Set the scene. Am I at your house or mine?

[Edited 1/18/11 14:26pm]

Who knew Johnart was into golden showers.

Kidding folks!

ZombieKitten said:

lactose free milk makes my heart race