The Bum Bum Song



My Bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at me my Bum is on the rail

My Bum is on the man
Bum is on the man
It's a lot of fun to put your Bum on a man

My Bum is on the step
Bum is on the step
Don't fall down the step you might hurt your Bum
(laughing)

Chorus

And that is not very fun if you fall down and hurt your Bum
I like to put my Bum on things
It's fun for everyone

My Bum is on the cheese
Bum is on the cheese
If I get lucky I'll get a disease

My Bum is on the Sweedish Sweedish Sweedish Sweedish

My Bum is on the gum
My Bum is on the gum
I could blow a bubble with my Bum Bum Bum

My Bum is on the ship
The battle ship
I hope they don't shoot the cannon into my Bum
And shoot poo all over the place (poo poo)

Chorus

Cause that isn't very fun
When they shoot a cannon in your Bum

I like to put my Bum on things
It's fun for everyone

My Bum is on the dog
My Bum is on the cat
My Bum is on the phone
My Bum is all alone

(Loon)

The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The Sweedish is all alone
My Bum is all alone

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2
3
4)

My Bum is all alone (Repeat 12x)

Get the poo of my Bum
(Get the poo off)
I need the poo of my Bum
I got to get the poo of my Bum
(Poo Poo)

I want to hear the cannon
(Loon)
Don't let me hear the cannon
(Loon)
No
No
No
No not the loon
(Bum is alone
Bum is alone
Bum is alone
Bum is alone)
I want to hear the cannon
(Loon)
I want to hear the cannon
(Loon)
I want to hear the cannon not the loon
(cannon)
Ya the cannon
Now get the poo off my Bum
I want the poo poo off my my Bum Bum

Can I hear the Loon again
(Loon)

Man, that poetry owns anything by Vanilla Ice! Hell yeah!

Daddy would you like some sausage?

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