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Thread started 02/04/11 12:38am

funkpill

A Woman Goes To Italy

To attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you".

The husband laughs and says: An Italian girl.

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up at the airport and asks:

"So, honey, how was the trip?"


"Very good, thank you." She replied.

He asked, "And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.

The one I asked for - an Italian girl, he replied.

"Oh, that" she said

"Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!" confused

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Reply #1 posted 02/04/11 12:44am

Ottensen

HA!

falloff

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Reply #2 posted 02/04/11 12:56am

Serious

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spit Happy Friday orgers grouphug!

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #3 posted 02/04/11 3:11am

chocolate1

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neutral lol

Happy Friday!

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"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #4 posted 02/04/11 3:42am

XxAxX

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lol happy friday everyone

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Reply #5 posted 02/04/11 4:05am

myfavorite

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dont fake the funk bobba...smile

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

**....Someti
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Reply #6 posted 02/04/11 4:08am

wildgoldenhone
y

Halfway through the story I figured it out. lol

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Reply #7 posted 02/04/11 4:18am

alphastreet

Nice one, I just shared it with people smile

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Reply #8 posted 02/04/11 5:56am

Vendetta1
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Reply #9 posted 02/04/11 6:00am

heybaby

Very good! lol

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Reply #10 posted 02/04/11 6:13am

paintedlady

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lol

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Reply #11 posted 02/04/11 6:52am

RodeoSchro

falloff Hadn't heard that one before!

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Reply #12 posted 02/04/11 9:25am

Timmy84

lol

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Reply #13 posted 02/04/11 9:27am

johnart

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lol

www.gascot.com
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Reply #14 posted 02/04/11 9:45am

Nothinbutjoy

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lol

Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!

hug martini rose

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #15 posted 02/04/11 10:58am

nursev

lol

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Reply #16 posted 02/04/11 11:37am

SherryJackson

Bahahahahahaha! lol

I love this...

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Reply #17 posted 02/04/11 8:52pm

peb319

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giggle

sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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Reply #18 posted 02/05/11 12:33pm

BlackAdder7

XxAxX said:

lol happy friday everyone.....I don't get the joke though...

Dear...the woman went to italy...and was impregnated. now we can assume that it was by an italian man, but we can't be sure of that. does it make sense now?

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Reply #19 posted 02/05/11 1:53pm

XxAxX

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BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

lol happy friday everyone.....I don't get the joke though...

Dear...I went to italy and was impregnated. now we can assume that it was by an italian man, but we can't be sure of that. does it make sense now?

i will take care of you dear. rose

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