Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint | |
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honey... u know that even if every last one of our asses ends up with Alzheimer's, none of us will e v e r forget that gosh-damn thread
We'll be at the Old Skin Nursing Home (or the True Funk Soldier Retirement Village for those who haven't lost their minds) and one day they'll bring tapioca pudding after lunch... and wonder why the hell we all threw it against the wall... Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
"Resistance is futile." "All shall love me and despair!" | |
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Fat chicks You're so glam, every time I see you I wanna slam! | |
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ohh.. I'm sorry.. I misunderstood; since you began it with the 3 LOLs, I thought you were laughing b/c you didn't believe the cancer info (or getting sick from water info) was real (I have encountered that reaction for both before..)
this might make johnart, genesia and a few others who know me very well faint but, I'm actually not against performing the act.. I just really don't like the swallowing part (when it comes to me; I'm not judging other ppl who do) -- due to my own varied not-so-great experiences. - I'm "picky" about who I share myself with, so, I'm still in the single digits when it comes to how many men I've been with.. Of the 3 I agreed to fellate, I only enjoyed it with 1 (and even that was limited b/c his pinga was huge and I was born with SGRS [sensitive gag-reflex syndrome]) -- I just made that up... but if it does exist, watch 'em come out with a pill for it in a couple of months
Basically, since so many of us said we wouldn't (which seemed to disappoint quite a few of the fellas.. ) -- but we didn't specify why -- I was just trying to provide some real (even if weird) reasons why ppl don't like to or can't ~ if you love and can trust the person, and they reciprocate all o' that... by all means, have at it.. especially if you enjoy it or don't mind it (... and don't have SGRS..)
Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
"Resistance is futile." "All shall love me and despair!" | |
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One day you're gonna get hit in the head and go the whole other direction and become a Madam or a dominatrix or some shit.
I hope not cause we're still counting on that if there is a heaven, our friendship to you will be the only thing to get us in. | |
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OH another thing I won't do. CBT (cock & ball torture), don't come to me with this bullshit. Someone once tried this on me and they almost got some FMT (face & mouth torture) from me. | |
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Loving the new acronyms; SGRS, CBT & FMT - you Americans are fukn funny! Prince M&M people are as mad as a bag of sparrows. Fact. | |
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I haven't done "most guys" but I haven't found swallowing to be a deal-breaker. However the surprise nut IS a deal-breaker and WILL put you on the pussy-free list.
My ex, who was probably the only one I would have swallowed, knew how much I detested the taste and refused to let me! Now that was love!!
I met some other dude who just kept going on and on about doing the money shot....it got old quickly. I guess I don't have any serious fetishes like that to truly understand fetish-like behavior. I just like good sex with an interesting individual.
I'm also pretty sure no one is trying to have sex with me | |
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kewlschool said:
I would hope that this would be only done with a long term boyfriend. Because a lot a guys who do this are abusive MFs and don't appreciate women. [Edited 1/16/11 10:46am] Well thats a load of bullshit. Its quite the opposite actually. | |
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Wanna fuck? I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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Im down for anything but watersports, scat, animals, incest, and sex with women. I dont like to be the dominant one either but I can do it. I noticed that I like most of the things that are on most people's "will not do" list. | |
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Adisa said:
Wanna fuck? Are you hot? | |
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I mean...
Hot for u, honey. I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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Same here. | |
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I said a lot of guys, I didn't say all guys. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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More cushin for the pushin "Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?" | |
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Thank you, JustErin... Actually a friend of mine (a girl) has a theory about it : Men need balance in their lives, they need to be both dominated and submitted regularly. She hangs a lot in those "underground" clubs where they are into sadomasochism, torture, and many other fetichisms. From her observations: - 'regular' guys (the non-violent, shy type) love to have the 'dominant' and "bossy" guys love to be submitted (most of the guyz playing the 'slaves' are CEOs, Army guys, etc... wouldn't be surprised if I were told Hitler was one)
An abusive MF, as you say, would never do it for the sake of pleasure, for the sake of sex itself.. They would do it "to-show-you-who-is-the-boss-here"... They'd do it out of pure machism, not "sexplay"... [Edited 1/23/11 7:35am] Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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It doesn't taste bad or good generally. Just like your pussy juice, it depends on what you have consumed that day (coffee, asparagus, red meat and shit like that make it taste bad; fruit, milk and most vegetables make it taste good).
Thankfully, I'm a non-asparagus-eating vegetarian - my cum tastes like honey. | |
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... at leats you admit you have tasted some cum... (either yours or someone elses ) Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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As a ten-year-old I was so surprised that curiosity took over. But I do not know the difference and I haven't tasted cum since and I don't think I will. I'm talking about what I read and what other people told me. | |
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Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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I don't believe anyone (male, female or unicorn) who says they've never tasted themselves. I get why they say it, I just don't believe them. | |
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Act like a dog. | |
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Same here. I tell people all the time that my ass is boarded up with a "Do Not Enter" sign on it. One guy told me that he would get a hammer and take those boards down. Then I told him that I would get some cement and concrete that motherfucker shut. Then he told me that he had a big ole stick of dynamite between his legs and he would blast that motherfucker open. Then I told him that the next sign I would put up would be "Enter At Your Own Risk". . . . [Edited 1/24/11 23:26pm] Andy is a four letter word. | |
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He came to see me. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Uh, well.. if I was a Madam, I'd really just be raking in the dough; not on my back or knees...
but that stuff's illegal, so, mighty slim chance I'd go that route, no matter my mental state, lol
I know somebody who did the dominatrix thing (and, I think, phone sex) for extra $$ during college -- I don't think she screwed them, just "punished" them and bossed them around and stuff 'til they got off.. Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
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