Pr1nceQuik said:

paintedlady said:

don't laugh guys...

no hitting/choking (I keep a hammer under my pillow just for these cases... if a muthafukka chokes me he's gonna bring out the thug in me that's been lying dormant) besides, he's gonna need his energy hold steady while I push up on him

nothing goes in my ass but your tongue or a vibrating bullet

I.do.not.share.dick.

no animals or shit... remember that hammer? yeah, don't mess around and lose a tooth.

no foot sucking/fucking at all, and no lougies on me.

too much spit is gross, the only time excessive spit is OK is when its dripping down my arms and all over my face from sucking your balls/dick. and yes, semen is always drunk, don't spill that on me either.

I got a hard on reading that part

[Edited 1/16/11 13:00pm]

Join the fucking club!

The paintedlady tends to do this from time to time.

StonedImmaculate said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

I got a hard on reading that part

[Edited 1/16/11 13:00pm]

Join the fucking club!

The paintedlady tends to do this from time to time.

lol aight, I got the full membership now

[Edited 1/16/11 13:10pm]

Now see, don't be putting blame on me when you should be blaming your highly developed sense of imagination. Visualizing thangs and such.....

Its not my fault you guys have sharp minds.

paintedlady said:

Now see, don't be putting blame on me when you should be blaming your highly developed sense of imagination. Visualizing thangs and such.....

Its not my fault you guys have sharp minds.

You just keep doin your thing, girl and all will be all right.

ScottRob said:

Women that won't swallow

I am pretty surprised that nearly every woman on this thread said she won't.

^^^Now I do swallow and in fact I prefer to swallow instead of spitting semen out....

But I will absolutely not do anal or fisting or assbeads. That specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it.

[Edited 1/16/11 15:39pm]

missfee said:

^^^Now I do swallow and in fact I prefer to swallow instead of spitting semen out....

But I will absolutely not do anal or fisting or assbeads. That specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it.

[Edited 1/16/11 15:39pm]

Looks as a woman I am in the minority on the org as I swallow and do anal .

I won't do animals or strangers or poop and puke or anything violent. I won't do it in public or whilst on the phone

missfee said:

^^^Now I do swallow and in fact I prefer to swallow instead of spitting semen out....

But I will absolutely not do anal or fisting or assbeads. That specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it.

[Edited 1/16/11 15:39pm]

Nope, that hole is not meant for only one purpose, because anal sex can be very pleasurable and beautiful actively and passively and, under the condition you've done the necessary preparations, you won't even have to think about associating anal sex with any other things you'd need that hole for.

By the way, there are animals that have anal sex too.

If Ice Cube were asking . . . . nothing.

It goes downhill from there.

it's not about what i wont do... its about what i will do that's important

BklynBabe said:

Shit my stuff is tighter than most asses, I do my kegels, and my head game is on point. Never had no complaints....I am not concerned at all that a man will be disappointed, trust. Plus I give good brain!

No kids (under 21)

no kids within earshot.

No animals

no dressing up like animals

No urine, feces or blood (or any other bodily excretions or secretions)

and I'm not very keen on slobbering kisses; I already have saliva in my mouth, I don't need to drown in all of yours, too

Definitly No if he already has a wife or girlfriend

Try to suck my toes, you might get kicked in the face

ask me to suck yours, you will get kicked in the face

Keep your tongue out of my ear

Am Not Swallowing (providing I even get to a point with a guy where I'd want/be willing to perform that act.., LOL).

No physical or verbal abuse (no choking/smacking/punching, no calling me a bitch or anything like that)

No B&D

No S&M

No anonymous encounters or one night stands with strangers

No siblings (yours or mine)

Not paying for it.

Not anyplace we'd get caught

No uncleansed... if more than 24 hrs has passed since your last shower (or you've been working on a car or something and smell bad/have motor oil or some kind of gunk/dirt on you), go bathe.

a little "manly" or musky scent (from perspiring due to physical exertion... or really good cologne ) is ok though (as long as body and hands are clean)

In general, no gross-lookin' mouths. Please brush and/or floss (and go to the dentist) on a regular basis. I have a serious thing for nice smiles with clean, straight, white teeth (Prince, MJ, George Michael, Ricky Martin)

Dave1992 said:

missfee said:

^^^Now I do swallow and in fact I prefer to swallow instead of spitting semen out....

But I will absolutely not do anal or fisting or assbeads. That specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it.

[Edited 1/16/11 15:39pm]

Nope, that hole is not meant for only one purpose, because anal sex can be very pleasurable and beautiful actively and passively and, under the condition you've done the necessary preparations, you won't even have to think about associating anal sex with any other things you'd need that hole for.

By the way, there are animals that have anal sex too.

In my eyes, that hole is only meant for one purpose as I have already stated. Thank you.

missfee said:

Dave1992 said:

Nope, that hole is not meant for only one purpose, because anal sex can be very pleasurable and beautiful actively and passively and, under the condition you've done the necessary preparations, you won't even have to think about associating anal sex with any other things you'd need that hole for.

By the way, there are animals that have anal sex too.

In my eyes, that hole is only meant for one purpose as I have already stated. Thank you.

in your eyes for you, or are you saying that nobody should have anal sex?

to me, the thread's intent was very clear -- "Just What Won't U Do Sexually"

-- however, when people phrase things in a too general way -- " That specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it." -- it makes it sound like their view must apply to everyone.. and that's simply (obviously) not the case.

I'm just saying we should be mindful of how we phrase things lest we [unintentionally] offend

PositivityNYC said:

missfee said:

In my eyes, that hole is only meant for one purpose as I have already stated. Thank you.

in your eyes for you, or are you saying that nobody should have anal sex?

to me, the thread's intent was very clear -- "Just What Won't U Do Sexually"

-- however, when people phrase things in a too general way -- " That specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it." -- it makes it sound like their view must apply to everyone.. and that's simply (obviously) not the case.

I'm just saying we should be mindful of how we phrase things lest we [unintentionally] offend

OMG it's really not this serious. I'm speaking for myself obviously. I could give a damn if people want to stick dicks, rats, hampsters, dildos, fists or tree stumps up their assholes. Yeesh.

Once I had a woman...

missfee said:

PositivityNYC said:

in your eyes for you, or are you saying that nobody should have anal sex?

to me, the thread's intent was very clear -- "Just What Won't U Do Sexually"

-- however, when people phrase things in a too general way -- " That specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it." -- it makes it sound like their view must apply to everyone.. and that's simply (obviously) not the case.

I'm just saying we should be mindful of how we phrase things lest we [unintentionally] offend

OMG it's really not this serious. I'm speaking for myself obviously. I could give a damn if people want to stick dicks, rats, hampsters, dildos, fists or tree stumps up their assholes. Yeesh.

To you it may not be serious, but it was enough for Dave to respond in regards to your comment...

~ Sex is a very touchy [no pun intended ] topic... A man or a woman who is into anal sex might be offended by what you wrote (on face value, just as text - one of the pitfalls of communicating in an online forum..) - especially if they're not familiar with you (very common online, too)

I'm just saying that had you written something like

"For me, that specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it."

'cause that reads a bit differently than the original

"That specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it."

I am not here all that much and only know a handful of users personally.. Sometimes I see posts by ppl I don't know and I'm not sure if they are serious or just joking around, what they really/fully meant.... etc.. I was only making a suggestion for all of us, myself included, to think about how stuff might read to others.. I honestly didn't mean to, like, bother you or anything (sorry if that wasn't clear in my last post)..

PositivityNYC said:

missfee said:

OMG it's really not this serious. I'm speaking for myself obviously. I could give a damn if people want to stick dicks, rats, hampsters, dildos, fists or tree stumps up their assholes. Yeesh.

To you it may not be serious, but it was enough for Dave to respond in regards to your comment...

~ Sex is a very touchy [no pun intended ] topic... A man or a woman who is into anal sex might be offended by what you wrote (on face value, just as text - one of the pitfalls of communicating in an online forum..) - especially if they're not familiar with you (very common online, too)

I'm just saying that had you written something like

"For me, that specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it."

'cause that reads a bit differently than the original

"That specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it."

I am not here all that much and only know a handful of users personally.. Sometimes I see posts by ppl I don't know and I'm not sure if they are serious or just joking around, what they really/fully meant.... etc.. I was only making a suggestion for all of us, myself included, to think about how stuff might read to others.. I honestly didn't mean to, like, bother you or anything (sorry if that wasn't clear in my last post)..

or they just think she's a prude and don't bother with her

PositivityNYC said:

missfee said:

OMG it's really not this serious. I'm speaking for myself obviously. I could give a damn if people want to stick dicks, rats, hampsters, dildos, fists or tree stumps up their assholes. Yeesh.

To you it may not be serious, but it was enough for Dave to respond in regards to your comment...

~ Sex is a very touchy [no pun intended ] topic... A man or a woman who is into anal sex might be offended by what you wrote (on face value, just as text - one of the pitfalls of communicating in an online forum..) - especially if they're not familiar with you (very common online, too)

I'm just saying that had you written something like

"For me, that specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it."

'cause that reads a bit differently than the original

"That specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it."

I am not here all that much and only know a handful of users personally.. Sometimes I see posts by ppl I don't know and I'm not sure if they are serious or just joking around, what they really/fully meant.... etc.. I was only making a suggestion for all of us, myself included, to think about how stuff might read to others.. I honestly didn't mean to, like, bother you or anything (sorry if that wasn't clear in my last post)..

I didn't feel offended in any way, nor did I want to offend anyone. I just wanted to share some information as this thread seems to be the right place to do so.

If missfee isn't into anal sex - no problem, she will be after she met me!

Dave1992 said:

PositivityNYC said:

To you it may not be serious, but it was enough for Dave to respond in regards to your comment...

~ Sex is a very touchy [no pun intended ] topic... A man or a woman who is into anal sex might be offended by what you wrote (on face value, just as text - one of the pitfalls of communicating in an online forum..) - especially if they're not familiar with you (very common online, too)

I'm just saying that had you written something like

"For me, that specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it."

'cause that reads a bit differently than the original

"That specific hole is meant for one purpose only and unless it's a suppository to cure a hemmroid or constipation, then nothing should be going up in it."

I am not here all that much and only know a handful of users personally.. Sometimes I see posts by ppl I don't know and I'm not sure if they are serious or just joking around, what they really/fully meant.... etc.. I was only making a suggestion for all of us, myself included, to think about how stuff might read to others.. I honestly didn't mean to, like, bother you or anything (sorry if that wasn't clear in my last post)..

I didn't feel offended in any way, nor did I want to offend anyone. I just wanted to share some information as this thread seems to be the right place to do so.

If missfee isn't into anal sex - no problem, she will be after she met me!

You're funny .

no photographs, no video

whistle said:

no photographs, no video

Because you don't want any distraction on the few occasions you get any sex ?

Serious said:

whistle said:

Serious said:

Because you don't want any distraction on the few occasions you get any sex ?

Nah, photos and/or video always ends up in the wrong hands.

Not if you are the only one who has them.

Serious said:

ScottRob said:

Women that won't swallow

I am pretty surprised that nearly every woman on this thread said she won't.

Me too. Surprised and saddened...

ScottRob said:

Serious said:

I am pretty surprised that nearly every woman on this thread said she won't.

Me too. Surprised and saddened...

StonedImmaculate said:

Oh...and she's not allowed to go anywhere near my asshole.

I hear that!

I won't spit it out (spitters are quitters!!!!)

I won't have a 3some (but me and my bff have tag teamed giving head 4 different times)

I won't do anal unless you lick it b4 you stick it, it's only fair..

I won't be peed on, but I have been forced to pee on someone (wasn't that bad)