So no gay Mormons?

Well there goes my theory on Elder Rowbottom!

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Acrylic said:

johnart said:

And just so you know, if you don't already...they reeeeeeeally don't care for us gheys.

That's exactly what sealed the "Get off my property, kthxbye" deal for me.

I was totally civil just now (I answered the door in an apron Hey I'm cookin ).

I was like "Oh nonono...wrong house. Sorry we're non-believers. Goodnight."

I think that was nice.

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TotalANXiousNESS said:

So no gay Mormons?

Well there goes my theory on Elder Rowbottom!

[Edited 1/15/11 16:52pm]

Honey, I never said they're not self-hating.
Of course there's gay mormons. Silly.

I've never been approached by any Mormons, but I lived right next door to a Jehovah Witness temple for a number of years. They were always real nice and gave me literature to put in the recycling bin, but I just more or less blew them off.

BTW, I had a thread in P&R about a Mormon woman who was in her mid-thirties, a virgin, but begging for some action between the sheets.

http://prince.org/msg/105/350609

IAintTheOne said:

I woulda opened up the door buck ass naked cock swingin with a frozen chicken playing stairway backwards

You truly are a gem!!! Just a GEM!!!

I have a friend that s Mormon. She converted when she married her huband. Dry reception!!! UFF!!! It was a very SHORT reception, no one hung around!

But anyway, she and her husband are the most coolest religious people I've ever met. A lot of people like to try to shove it down your throat, or judge you to your face or behind your back, but they have really got this religion thing down! Her husband I swear is the COOLEST guy. PErhaps because he's from Compton and Samoan, but I don't know. He did the mission thing and traveled every where to bring people in. It's a TOUGH thing to do. I give it up for them just doing that. But...I'm still a sinner, and they still love me.

IAintTheOne said:

I woulda opened up the door buck ass naked cock swingin with a frozen chicken playing stairway backwards

And say that your to busy to talk and that the devils work isn't going to get done by itself.

KatSkrizzle said:

IAintTheOne said:

I woulda opened up the door buck ass naked cock swingin with a frozen chicken playing stairway backwards

You truly are a gem!!! Just a GEM!!!

coming from you that means alot Kitty

Efan said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Were getting married next month.

You must be a dynamo in bed.

A freaking dynamo.

lol... smh

I never, ever, thought I'd say this, but, let's hope they're real Mormons....

- and not thieves/rapists/kidnappers scoping out the neighborhood ('cause everybody knows, if you look clean cut enough, eventually, someone will invite you in.... )

IAintTheOne said:

I woulda opened up the door buck ass naked cock swingin with a frozen chicken playing stairway backwards

Mormons! I don't care HOW "nice" they are on the outside...

The FACT alone that they were the driving financial force behind California's stupid-ass Proposition H8 is reason enough for them to get a great big heaping dose of

FUCK YOU!

If I were you TotalANXiousNESS I'd find a way to get in touch and say the meeting's OFF... then, seal the deal with your happy hubby-2-be one more time...

leave that mofo lookin' like

I'm not really a big fan of Mormons you need to think of a way to get rid of them.

RenHoek said:

Mormons! I don't care HOW "nice" they are on the outside...

The FACT alone that they were the driving financial force behind California's stupid-ass Proposition H8 is reason enough for them to get a great big heaping dose of

FUCK YOU!

If I were you TotalANXiousNESS I'd find a way to get in touch and say the meeting's OFF... then, seal the deal with your happy hubby-2-be one more time...

leave that mofo lookin' like

The religion itself is not my thing, but I have had numerous Mormon friends. Like every religion (and atheism) there are those that are cool about it, let their beliefes be known and don't stress other people over them beyond that...and those who will make it their life's mission to convince you that you are a heathen or a fool for believing otherwise. I was fortunate to have some that weren't forceful about it.

Some invited me to church. I went a few times. I eventually stopped. That didn't change our friendship and I respect that about those individuals. I think many in that situation would distance themselves. And when some friends of theirs tried to approach me about it I simply said I'm Baptist and happy with where I spiritually was at the time. They resepcted that and left it alone.

IAintTheOne said:

KatSkrizzle said:

You truly are a gem!!! Just a GEM!!!

coming from you that means alot Kitty

Gems! and

FauxReal said:

The religion itself is not my thing, but I have had numerous Mormon friends. Like every religion (and atheism) there are those that are cool about it, let their beliefes be known and don't stress other people over them beyond that...and those who will make it their life's mission to convince you that you are a heathen or a fool for believing otherwise. I was fortunate to have some that weren't forceful about it.

Some invited me to church. I went a few times. I eventually stopped. That didn't change our friendship and I respect that about those individuals. I think many in that situation would distance themselves. And when some friends of theirs tried to approach me about it I simply said I'm Baptist and happy with where I spiritually was at the time. They resepcted that and left it alone.

Amen

Just curious. I wonder how many, if any, black members the Mormon church has. When I first moved into my house, I used to see two white-shirted, black tied caucasian fellows walking the community and knocking on doors. I figured they were Mormons, but I was really surprised they would try to convert us black folk since I have NEVER seen a black Mormon.

Shyra said:

Just curious. I wonder how many, if any, black members the Mormon church has. When I first moved into my house, I used to see two white-shirted, black tied caucasian fellows walking the community and knocking on doors. I figured they were Mormons, but I was really surprised they would try to convert us black folk since I have NEVER seen a black Mormon.

I got curious...

http://www.angelfire.com/...00H13.html

chocolate1 said:

Shyra said:

Just curious. I wonder how many, if any, black members the Mormon church has. When I first moved into my house, I used to see two white-shirted, black tied caucasian fellows walking the community and knocking on doors. I figured they were Mormons, but I was really surprised they would try to convert us black folk since I have NEVER seen a black Mormon.

I got curious...

http://www.angelfire.com/...00H13.html

Thanks, Chocolate1. See, you've got the research "element."

ZombieKitten said:

2 very young mormon missionaries from Canada once knocked on the master's door

He invited them in and asked them a bunch of questions, and then proclaimed he was very interested in fornication. (he meant their views on the topic!!!)

IAintTheOne said:

I woulda opened up the door buck ass naked cock swingin with a frozen chicken playing stairway backwards

just anotha day at Finess'

It's difficult to not answer the door when you see some fine lookin' menz in suits come knockin'.

I haven't seen any since 'bout 2002 though! I just told them, "thanks I already have a religion", and started closing the door.

Cinnie said:

IAintTheOne said:

I woulda opened up the door buck ass naked cock swingin with a frozen chicken playing stairway backwards

just anotha day at Finess'

you know me too well son

IAintTheOne said:

Cinnie said:

just anotha day at Finess'

you know me too well son

hahaha! Throw in some Beach Boys/Charles Manson trivia just to see 'em flinch.

Cinnie said:

IAintTheOne said:

you know me too well son

hahaha! Throw in some Beach Boys/Charles Manson trivia just to see 'em flinch.

lmao they'll shake the spot real quick, check this out true story, I was walking out of the QT heading back home with a beer, 2 missionaries ( ahem) saw me purchase the beer now they see me walk out and get on their bikes and start peddlin' saying " hey we'd like to talk to you" so fuck it I booked it, I mean I got low like I was being chased by the 5-0 dig me?, I Lost their happy asses in the parking lot of my complex. unscathed and beer intact. they didn't know they was fuckin with a professional

IAintTheOne said:

Cinnie said:

hahaha! Throw in some Beach Boys/Charles Manson trivia just to see 'em flinch.

lmao they'll shake the spot real quick, check this out true story, I was walking out of the QT heading back home with a beer, 2 missionaries ( ahem) saw me purchase the beer now they see me walk out and get on their bikes and start peddlin' saying " hey we'd like to talk to you" so fuck it I booked it, I mean I got low like I was being chased by the 5-0 dig me?, I Lost their happy asses in the parking lot of my complex. unscathed and beer intact. they didn't know they was fuckin with a professional

I knew this girl who was mormon. Constantly bitching about people smoking and drinking. She wouldn't smoke a cigarette, but she didn't have a problem smoking a pole.

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weused2luvhim said:

I knew this girl who was mormon. Constantly bitching about people smoking and drinking. She wouldn't smoke a cigarette, but she didn't have a problem smoking a pole.

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yeah I heard Mormon chicks are freaky deaky