COULD:

CarrieLee:

People, this woman has survived blood achohol levels that could kill a bear, and

she's been inebriated in more countries than Shane MacGowan, but still maintains

healthy radiant skin? Actually, that may be an unfair comparison as Mr. McGowan probably hasn't been abroad as much because he passes out before getting to the airport. But this girl is tough! Shoot, some trees and jungle vines are NOT going to get the best of her.

Johnart:

If you can walk around public dressed in that festive frock in the most repressive

western country in the world (The USA), and not even bat an eyelash at the

inherent redneck dangers that abound.....You can take on a bunch of squirrels

and tree branches for sure.

Mach:

If I have to explain this one, yall need to reexamine your lives. This woman

talks to birds and wolves and stuff....It's impossible for her to get lost in

the woods.

PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T LAST IN THE JUNGLE/FORREST

Lammastide (or as 2the9s calls him, lame ass tide)

Oh please. Who are we kidding? Honey, you can't navigate your

way through a dense thicketed jungle or forest if you're going to

stop every 2 minutes to reflect upon the existential nature of the

panther or Grizzly that that's been stalking your sexy ass, shoot.

TotalANXiousness:

If you can't navigate your way around a blue exercise ball in your own

house, you're absolutely fucked out there in mother nature. There is no

real world situation in which this woman is going to fare well without

a GPS device, bug repellent, and massage oil set....you simple can't carry that

stuff around in survival situations without attracting attention from

ferocious beasts.

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you must know the orgers you've mentioned very well to post things about them.

BlackAdder7 said:

you must know the orgers you've mentioned very well to post things about them.

and the award for the most obvious post since the big bang goes to.....

Alright, what's your regular screenname?

Cuz anyone who knows about Dani and the blue ball fiasco has been here for a while. That was funny!

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Mincemeat.

WTF I love this place.

I'm a survivor I'm gonna make it

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This smells kinda Donkish?

IAintTheOne said:

This smells kinda Donkish?

that was my first thought. a member since 2009, but only 34 posts.

BlackAdder7 said:

IAintTheOne said:

This smells kinda Donkish?

that was my first thought. a member since 2009, but only 34 posts.

I just really want to know if that's him in his avatar.

connorhawke said:

I just really want to know if that's him in his avatar.

I've missed you.

johnart said:

connorhawke said:

I just really want to know if that's him in his avatar.

I've missed you.

I missed you too King Snuggie!

ZombieKitten would survive, I'd hand her two bricks and put her on hunting duty. She'd come back with all kinds of meat.

Then to cook that meat I'd put Efan on grill duty and dressing the kill... he'd do it naked too.

and Ottie to fashion lovely coats, blankets and such from the skins... mm hmmm, she ain't scurred of no jungle meat.

and yes.... who can forget Serious!

She is a true jungle survivor! Pssh, waking up to bat guano falling in her eyeballs, no electricity, threats of getting bitten by mosquitoes full of malaria tainted blood, random stray animals wandering in from the jungle to crap in her bedroom and yes, willingly foregoing all the comforts of a developed country in the name of love.... yes, that's one badass crazy bitch. God bless her!

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paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten would survive, I'd hand her two bricks and put her on hunting duty. She'd come back with all kinds of meat.

Then to cook that meat I'd put Efan on grill duty and dressing the kill... he'd do it naked too.

and Ottie to fashion lovely coats, blankets and such from the skins... mm hmmm, she ain't scurred of no jungle meat.

and yes.... who can forget Serious!

She is a true jungle survivor! Pssh, waking up to bat guano falling in her eyeballs, no electricity, threats of getting bitten by mosquitoes full of malaria tainted blood, random stray animals wandering in from the jungle to crap in her bedroom and yes, willingly foregoing all the comforts of a developed country in the name of love.... yes, that's one badass crazy bitch. God bless her!

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lugging 2 bricks around in the jungle might get tiring

I also vote Serious as most survivey orger

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten would survive, I'd hand her two bricks and put her on hunting duty. She'd come back with all kinds of meat.

Then to cook that meat I'd put Efan on grill duty and dressing the kill... he'd do it naked too.

and Ottie to fashion lovely coats, blankets and such from the skins... mm hmmm, she ain't scurred of no jungle meat.

and yes.... who can forget Serious!

She is a true jungle survivor! Pssh, waking up to bat guano falling in her eyeballs, no electricity, threats of getting bitten by mosquitoes full of malaria tainted blood, random stray animals wandering in from the jungle to crap in her bedroom and yes, willingly foregoing all the comforts of a developed country in the name of love.... yes, that's one badass crazy bitch. God bless her!

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lugging 2 bricks around in the jungle might get tiring

I also vote Serious as most survivey orger

But you would have such toned arms.... then you could market the two bricks work-out technique! You'd be an exercise guru! $$$$

paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten said:

lugging 2 bricks around in the jungle might get tiring

I also vote Serious as most survivey orger

But you would have such toned arms.... then you could market the two bricks work-out technique! You'd be an exercise guru! $$$$

market that to my tribe in the jungle?

I'm already always designated pack-horse I just KNOW I'll end up carrying everyone elses stuff all the time

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

But you would have such toned arms.... then you could market the two bricks work-out technique! You'd be an exercise guru! $$$$

market that to my tribe in the jungle?

I'm already always designated pack-horse I just KNOW I'll end up carrying everyone elses stuff all the time

That tends to be a "Mom" job.

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

But you would have such toned arms.... then you could market the two bricks work-out technique! You'd be an exercise guru! $$$$

market that to my tribe in the jungle?

I'm already always designated pack-horse I just KNOW I'll end up carrying everyone elses stuff all the time

the two-brick technique can easily be marketed to all rioting countries around the world... I think it would start a real craze in the NYC subways too.

kewlschool said:

ZombieKitten said:

market that to my tribe in the jungle?

I'm already always designated pack-horse I just KNOW I'll end up carrying everyone elses stuff all the time

That tends to be a "Mom" job.

well, in the instances over the last 2 days, it seemed mainly band equipment and luggage

My kids are good, they have to carry as much as they can wherever they go their own bags, groceries (it's their job to put the stuff away too) and at Aldi they even pack the bags in the store for me

paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten said:

market that to my tribe in the jungle?

I'm already always designated pack-horse I just KNOW I'll end up carrying everyone elses stuff all the time

the two-brick technique can easily be marketed to all rioting countries around the world... I think it would start a real craze in the NYC subways too.

for rats it's ideal, all hobos should have them anyway - many uses! hold down the newspapers on windy days, hitting crackheads, heating up to cook on (Stonegrill®), together with a plank of wood, table or bookcase, pillow (japanese style for if they have fancy hair) etc

ZombieKitten said:

kewlschool said:

That tends to be a "Mom" job.

well, in the instances over the last 2 days, it seemed mainly band equipment and luggage

My kids are good, they have to carry as much as they can wherever they go their own bags, groceries (it's their job to put the stuff away too) and at Aldi they even pack the bags in the store for me

That's good news. So, why are you the bands bitch (the go to person to do undesirable tasks)?

kewlschool said:

ZombieKitten said:

well, in the instances over the last 2 days, it seemed mainly band equipment and luggage

My kids are good, they have to carry as much as they can wherever they go their own bags, groceries (it's their job to put the stuff away too) and at Aldi they even pack the bags in the store for me

That's good news. So, why are you the bands bitch (the go to person to do undesirable tasks)?

well I have to do SOMETHING to take advantage of the free flights, accommodation and meals

ZombieKitten said:

kewlschool said:

That's good news. So, why are you the bands bitch (the go to person to do undesirable tasks)?

well I have to do SOMETHING to take advantage of the free flights, accommodation and meals

I heard lap dances are appreciated.

kewlschool said:

ZombieKitten said:

well I have to do SOMETHING to take advantage of the free flights, accommodation and meals

I heard lap dances are appreciated.

yeah but only by the drummer in this band and that's only by default because I'm his wife

you do realise there are 4 hot 21 year old girls in this band and a middle aged fatty like me is NOT something people wish to view NAKED, especially not said girls. They rather I order their meals and organise the travel of their costumes and fragile items.

ZombieKitten said:

kewlschool said:

I heard lap dances are appreciated.

yeah but only by the drummer in this band and that's only by default because I'm his wife

you do realise there are 4 hot 21 year old girls in this band and a middle aged fatty like me is NOT something people wish to view NAKED, especially not said girls. They rather I order their meals and organise the travel of their costumes and fragile items.

You don't know

kewlschool said:

ZombieKitten said:

yeah but only by the drummer in this band and that's only by default because I'm his wife

you do realise there are 4 hot 21 year old girls in this band and a middle aged fatty like me is NOT something people wish to view NAKED, especially not said girls. They rather I order their meals and organise the travel of their costumes and fragile items.

You don't know

ZombieKitten said:

kewlschool said:

You don't know