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A Millionaire Throws A Massive Party For His 50th Birthday During the party, he's a bit bored and decides to stir things up a bit. He grabs the mic and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. He offers anything he owns to anyone who will swim across that pool.
The party continues for some time with no one accepting his offer, until suddenly there's a loud splash. All the party guests run to the pool to see what has happened, and in the pool a man is frantically swimming as hard as he can. Fins come out of the water and jaws are snapping and the guy just keeps on going. The sharks are gaining, but the guy manages to reach the end and he leaps out of the pool, soaked.
The millionaire grabs the mic and says, "I am a man of his word, anything of mine I will give—-for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So, what will it be?" the millionaire asks.
The guy grabs the mic and says, "Why don't we start with the name of the person that pushed me in!" | |
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'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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That's what I'd ask for too.
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I like that one! HAPPY FRIDAY! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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That's nothing. I once fell into an aquarium, lost my swim trunks, and had to hide behind a blowfish all night long.
Best party ever. | |
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Steadwood - how are you? Long time no see - wonderful to see you on these threads again "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be... | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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but you know I would got for it. sharks are NOT all that interested in eating people. and I also happen to know that great whites is captivity do not do very well so they may not even care... "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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ohh ho. i see | |
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eeewwwwww you meant to make my mind go there, ON PURPOSE!!!
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actually, I read an interesting article about them and how they choose their victims from afar and watch them and wait for the right moment. They AREN'T interested in people - other than the one they intend to eat They don't necessarily choose a person over another species, but sometimes for some reason they do it because they WANT to, not just because a person happened to be there in front of them.
http://dsc.discovery.com/...tacks.html
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well, regardless of the punchline, what could be funnier than two elephants in a tub?? | |
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nice links. I have read a bit on sharks years ago. And they may select a person but they are often dissipated in the results. We are too bony, they like big chunks of flesh and fat. Not a bag of bones. "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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Cute | |
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Poor sharks don't even know that until it's too late!
I wonder if once a shark tries a human (and isn't impressed with the flavour) it would try and catch one again, or would it simply not remember? I heard they had poor memories. | |
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i have also heard they have poor memories. "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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poor things | |
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