i would b a bird... just so i could fly and b free

what would u b?

yup...id be a bird, not sure what kind but one that was tough & could kick others birds ass

bald eagle perhaps?

OR.....id be a cat, a big over fed , spoiled cat. Id sleep all day/eat/lick my hoo-hoo & stalk my owners toes.

probably a monkey

sonic said:

yup...id be a bird, not sure what kind but one that was tough & could kick others birds ass

bald eagle perhaps?

OR.....id be a cat, a big over fed , spoiled cat. Id sleep all day/eat/lick my hoo-hoo & stalk my owners toes.

cats r cool... esp spoilt ones.... and they have 9 lives!!!!

i would consider being a spoilt cat 2

typo edit

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johnart said:

probably a monkey

i have seen what they do to them selves!!!! and remember that poor frog!!!!

trust u

or this

SherryJackson said:

physco185 said:

johnart said:

probably a monkey

i have seen what they do to them selves!!!! and remember that poor frog!!!!

trust u

I'd be jerkin off and throwin feces all damn day. What's a monkey to do???

johnart said:

physco185 said:

i have seen what they do to them selves!!!! and remember that poor frog!!!!

trust u

I'd be jerkin off and throwin feces all damn day. What's a monkey to do???

just as long as u don't hurt the lill frogs that accidently jump u

remember that thread!!!!!

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physco185 said:

johnart said:

I'd be jerkin off and throwin feces all damn day. What's a monkey to do???

just as long as u don't hurt the lill frogs that accidently jump u

remember that thread!!!!!

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Honey, if they get in the way, it aint' really my fault.

A shark.

Swim, eat, and fuck.

This...

Red Tail Hawk

Or this...

African Elephant

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SherryJackson said:

or this

or...

i got 12 raven/crow tattoos. always said i'd get 13 of em..i just found that second drawing. i REALLY dig that one..

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The Bonobo Monkeys are very possibly the culmination of anyone who believes in reincarnation's hopes and dreams. Sex for a Bonobo is not unlike a smile for a human. Or a handshake, a wink or clearing your throat. Sex is used as a greeting, as a method of conflict resolution and to celebrate when food has been found.

They are the only species that's been observed having sex face to face besides humans, as well as enjoying a little bit of French kissing and oral sex. If sex can't fix it, these monkeys don't want to hear about it.

Or maybe this :

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The male of the species known as Antechinus Stuartii is so into sex, he will fuck until he rolls over and dies. A master man whore, during mating season, this little Australian marsupial pretty much drops everything in his life to have sex with as many females as possible. There's no time to eat or apply some kind of soothing cream to any rubbed-raw body parts as he will spend up to 12 hours at a time banging one female.

So at least he's leaving them satisfied--maybe not conscious, but satisfied.

And when he's done, it's on to another female. By the time mating season has ended, the constant stress of being a rodent-sized Wilt Chamberlain leaves the little bugger with a suppressed immune system, severe ulcers and at the mercy of parasites. He, and every other male who goes through the mating season, will then die.

I would be a silverback Gorilla. They are the most awesome animal IMO. I love them and think they are beautiful creatures.

A wolf (because of their loyalty)

Wolves are fiercely loyal to their mates, and have a strong sense of family while maintaining individualism.

They are truly free spirits even though their packs are highly organized. They do not mate with their off spring. Incest is not tolorated and can lead to severe sexual conflicts, enough to split the pack.(Obee 49)

They seem to go out of their way to avoid a fight.The dominat animal's most effective weapon is not always physical, but often psychological.That penetrating stare can be enough to get the response needed. A shift in posture, a growl, or a glance cuts right to the point .

Traditionally,someone with"Wolf Medicine" has , a strong sense of self communicates well , through subtle changes in voice inflection and body movements .

They often find new solutions to problems while providing stability and support that one normally associates with a family structure.

noimageatall said:

SherryJackson said:

or this

or...

A Pegasus! Awesome!

A Praying Mantis

You fuck with me I chew yer head off!!!!

I would be an elephant...

They live a very long time, nobody messes with them, and they are very close to their family members...

Plus, i think they look cool and make cool noises!

BlackAdder7 said:

i'd be one of these because they are really cute and cuddly

good choice dear.

beautiful, strong creatures

with no natural enemies

generally passive

but don't piss 'em off

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johnart said:

probably a monkey

No! Be a fish that can live in vodka - like me!

Genesia said:

johnart said:

probably a monkey

No! Be a fish that can live in vodka - like me!

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johnart said:

Genesia said:

No! Be a fish that can live in vodka - like me!

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