Cerebus said:

johnart said:

if grandma/auntie/mom go lookin in your bedroom drawers for a flashlight they deserve whatever they find

if you keep your speshulll-time toys in the utility closet...well that makes just you a moron.

I agree on both counts.

And Pos (I used to call someone else that *snif* ), fleshlights have become way more popular than they should be. There's even porn with them being used, often with a woman doing the holding and pumping. Now wth kinda sense does that make? If there's a perfectly good vagina around, why would you need a fleshlight?

umm.. sorry. ?

there's videos on that website!! -- I was like

what the hell's the point??

johnart said:

is a nice dick an "accessory"?

I don't a damn thing else except water and 8 hours of sleep after.

PositivityNYC said:

Cerebus said:

I agree on both counts.

And Pos (I used to call someone else that *snif* ), fleshlights have become way more popular than they should be. There's even porn with them being used, often with a woman doing the holding and pumping. Now wth kinda sense does that make? If there's a perfectly good vagina around, why would you need a fleshlight?

umm.. sorry. ?

there's videos on that website!! -- I was like

what the hell's the point??

Right?! Makes no dang sense.

Sorry? No sorry. Just, ya know, sometimes it's difficult to sort out what I'm supposed to call people when I've known them under different names and their current names overlap others I used to know with the same name and yes this is a really long run on sentence because I felt it starting to go that route way back at "sometimes it's difficult" and... is this even what you said sorry for?

Edit... I edited my run on sentence...

[Edited 1/14/11 11:54am]

Cerebus said:

PositivityNYC said:

umm.. sorry. ?

there's videos on that website!! -- I was like

what the hell's the point??

Right?! Makes no dang sense.

Sorry? No sorry. Just, ya know, sometimes it's difficult to sort out what I'm supposed to call people when I've know them under different names and their current names overlap others I used to know with the same name and yes this is a really long run on sentence because I felt it starting to go that route way back and "sometimes it's difficult" and... is this even what you said sorry for?

yes

you can call me 'T' here if it's easier..

PositivityNYC said:

Cerebus said:

Right?! Makes no dang sense.

Sorry? No sorry. Just, ya know, sometimes it's difficult to sort out what I'm supposed to call people when I've know them under different names and their current names overlap others I used to know with the same name and yes this is a really long run on sentence because I felt it starting to go that route way back and "sometimes it's difficult" and... is this even what you said sorry for?

yes

you can call me 'T' here if it's easier..

Oh cool. That helps.

PositivityNYC said:

johnart said:

if grandma/auntie/mom go lookin in your bedroom drawers for a flashlight they deserve whatever they find

if you keep your speshulll-time toys in the utility closet...well that makes just you a moron.

some ppl keep flashlights and stuff in various rooms.. like in the bedroom, in the nightstand or some other convenient place..

Some folks, if they don't find an object where they think it will/should be, might go huntin' elsewhere ~ and get a surprise

OK Imma tell you here on open forum, just in case we ever have a blackout while you're visiting...

DO NOT GO LOOKIN FOR NO FLASHLIGHT IN MINE AND DADDY'S BEDROOM.

johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

some ppl keep flashlights and stuff in various rooms.. like in the bedroom, in the nightstand or some other convenient place..

Some folks, if they don't find an object where they think it will/should be, might go huntin' elsewhere ~ and get a surprise

OK Imma tell you here on open forum, just in case we ever have a blackout while you're visiting...

DO NOT GO LOOKIN FOR NO FLASHLIGHT IN MINE AND DADDY'S BEDROOM.

Honey.. if I was there while y'all were out, I would call..

Can't believe no one mentioned hand cuffs...

Yeah I read this thread....

Cerebus said:

FauxReal said:

It looks like you'd be fucking on half a cello.

(Not that that's a bad thing.)

So what you're saying is... you could make beautiful music on it.

Since I have one (a cello) sitting about four feet away from me I can say that you are 100% correct.

The thought occured to me, but this is one of the few times I opted out of a cheesy play on words. (Which is hard, because I love cheesy plays on words.)

StillGotIt said:

FauxReal said:

It looks like you'd be fucking on half a cello.

(Not that that's a bad thing.)

....so should I just get a cello instead?

No. Probably more expensive and the lessons aren't as fun.

paintedlady said:

Mach said:

prost e1 10mcg/papav 30/phent 1.0/ ml tri mix

^^ The real dickologist wieghs in.

You got me buying Don quai again Still ya may wanna grab some vitamins to go with all that sex you're gonna be gettin'.

johnart said:

Oh and I kinda think I might want a Rude Boy

[img:$uid]http://i56.tinypic.com/34zdp8h.jpg[/img:$uid]

^^^^

that's not nice... I thought this was supposed to be a safe place to share.....

[Edited 1/14/11 18:48pm]

bboy87 said:

johnart said:

Oh and I kinda think I might want a Rude Boy

[img:$uid]http://i56.tinypic.com/34zdp8h.jpg[/img:$uid]

oh lord janet... so fine...

bboy87 said:

johnart said:

Oh and I kinda think I might want a Rude Boy

[img:$uid]http://i56.tinypic.com/34zdp8h.jpg[/img:$uid]

Bitch please. You know you just ordered 2.

Don't tell nobody hear????

johnart said:

bboy87 said:

[img:$uid]http://i56.tinypic.com/34zdp8h.jpg[/img:$uid]

Bitch please. You know you just ordered 2.

Don't tell nobody hear????

I can't hear you...there's some kinda buzzing noise drowning you out..can you speak any louder????

BlackAdder7 said:

johnart said:

Bitch please. You know you just ordered 2.

Don't tell nobody hear????

I can't hear you...there's some kinda buzzing noise drowning you out..can you speak any louder????

Dark room/candles... has to be dark

NMuzakNSoul said:

I'm interested in purchasing one of those fleshlights for men. Jay you should have one. Can be modeled after your fave porn chick.

The only problem is you go for the flesh light and accidently screw the flashlight?

johnart said:

BlackAdder7 said:

I can't hear you...there's some kinda buzzing noise drowning you out..can you speak any louder????

do they use those watch type batteries? they don't last very long

must have...

mouth, cock, ass, lube:elbow grease, jlube spit, poppers, fist

extra bonus

restraints, clamps, dildos, vibrators, paddles, leather.

ehuffnsd said:

must have...

mouth, cock, ass, lube:elbow grease, jlube spit, poppers, fist

extra bonus

restraints, clamps, dildos, vibrators, paddles, leather.

Woah! you like to role play

johnart said:

bboy87 said:

[img:$uid]http://i56.tinypic.com/34zdp8h.jpg[/img:$uid]

Bitch please. You know you just ordered 2.

Don't tell nobody hear????

That thing looks like phone car charger

Ya hear me now?

[Edited 1/15/11 4:07am]

kewlschool said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

I'm interested in purchasing one of those fleshlights for men. Jay you should have one. Can be modeled after your fave porn chick.

The only problem is you go for the flesh light and accidently screw the flashlight?

If I do accidently then at least I will have seen the "light".

StillGotIt said:

[img:$uid]http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n418/mistynjim/tantra-chair.jpg[/img:$uid] I dont own this yet....but I will soon......

Our resident org dickologist (PaintedLady) suggested it.

www.tantrachair.com

So.... what is it and what do you do with it?

tinaz said:

StillGotIt said:

[img:$uid]http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n418/mistynjim/tantra-chair.jpg[/img:$uid] I dont own this yet....but I will soon......

Our resident org dickologist (PaintedLady) suggested it.

www.tantrachair.com

So.... what is it and what do you do with it?

Its an ergonomically designed piece of furniture to have coitus or the perfect seat for an unwelcomed visitor.

InternationalLover82 said:

ehuffnsd said:

must have...

mouth, cock, ass, lube:elbow grease, jlube spit, poppers, fist

extra bonus

restraints, clamps, dildos, vibrators, paddles, leather.

Woah! you like to role play

I am disturbed.....and a little turned on........

paintedlady said:

tinaz said:

So.... what is it and what do you do with it?

Its an ergonomically designed piece of furniture to have coitus or the perfect seat for an unwelcomed visitor.

and painted knows how important it is for things to be ergonomically designed given her recent and very serious injury.....

BklynBabe said:

Forget the accessory...I'm still trying to have sex!