bboy87 said:

johnart said:

u betta stop

There's people who are bad influences on this site.....

Don't make me name names

This is a nice good-folk kind of site. I have no ideeeeeurrrrrrrrzzzz what you talkin bout.

Militant said:

I kinda want a sex swing. It seems like it would be fun.

That does seem like it would be fun. :Hmm2: do those have to be professinally installed.

I would like one of those thingamagigs in the doctors office to suspend a

woman's feet in the air.

johnart said:

bboy87 said:

There's people who are bad influences on this site.....

Don't make me name names

This is a nice good-folk kind of site. I have no ideeeeeurrrrrrrrzzzz what you talkin bout.

Liar.

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

This is a nice good-folk kind of site. I have no ideeeeeurrrrrrrrzzzz what you talkin bout.

Liar.

Hizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Liar.

Hizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Ahhahahaa!1 I actually just spit a little coffee out when I read that.

StillGotIt said:

Militant said:

I kinda want a sex swing. It seems like it would be fun.

That does seem like it would be fun. :Hmm2: do those have to be professinally installed.

I hope not. I wouldn't want a stranger installing a sex swing for me.

Unless, you know, it was a really hot chick who would be interested in testing it out with me.

Just to make sure it works.

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Militant said:

StillGotIt said:

That does seem like it would be fun. :Hmm2: do those have to be professinally installed.

I hope not. I wouldn't want a stranger installing a sex swing for me.

Unless, you know, it was a really hot chick who would be interested in testing it out with me.

Just to make sure it works.

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Some of them are made to be used with their own frames. Some of them must be attached to a load bearing "rafter, truss or beam". There are many that are made to be used in a regular room in a regular house, though.

Cerebus said:

Some of them are made to be used with their own frames. Some of them must be attached to a load bearing "rafter, truss or beam". There are many that are made to be used in a regular room in a regular house, though.

You seem knowledgeable about the subject.

johnart said:

bboy87 said:

There's people who are bad influences on this site.....

Don't make me name names

This is a nice good-folk kind of site. I have no ideeeeeurrrrrrrrzzzz what you talkin bout.

[img:$uid]http://i53.tinypic.com/2n37g2.jpg[/img:$uid]

Got this model for bboy87:

(She's a bit used, but hey that's what you get when it's second hand)

kewlschool said:

Got this model for bboy87:

(She's a bit used, but hey that's what you get when it's second hand)

I rebuke you!!

I'm interested in purchasing one of those fleshlights for men. Jay you should have one. Can be modeled after your fave porn chick.

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

This is a nice good-folk kind of site. I have no ideeeeeurrrrrrrrzzzz what you talkin bout.

Liar.

a pulse

Militant said:

I kinda want a sex swing. It seems like it would be fun.

This would send me into a decorating tailspin.

prost e1 10mcg/papav 30/phent 1.0/ ml tri mix

FauxReal said:

Cerebus said:

I do love the one in the pic you posted, though. It almost looks like art... until you had to explain what it was. Unfortunately I didn't see that particular one on their website. All of the options there were fully upholstered.

It looks like you'd be fucking on half a cello.

(Not that that's a bad thing.)

....so should I just get a cello instead?

Oh and I kinda think I might want a Rude Boy

Militant said:

Cerebus said:

Some of them are made to be used with their own frames. Some of them must be attached to a load bearing "rafter, truss or beam". There are many that are made to be used in a regular room in a regular house, though.

You seem knowledgeable about the subject.

c'mon...quit holding out.....I wanna see a photo of your swing cerebus

johnart said:

Oh and I kinda think I might want a Rude Boy

I dont even have a prostrate and I think I want one.....

johnart said:

Oh and I kinda think I might want a Rude Boy

that metal thing on the end looks like you can plug it into the cig lighter in the car to charge it..

and when in da hell did Amazon.com start sellin' sex toys?!

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PositivityNYC said:

johnart said:

Oh and I kinda think I might want a Rude Boy

that metal thing on the end looks like you can plug it into the cig lighter in the car to charge it..

and when in da hell did Amazon.com start sellin' sex toys?!

@ the first part... because it does!

In regards to the second part... a looooong time ago.

PositivityNYC said:

johnart said:

Oh and I kinda think I might want a Rude Boy

that metal thing on the end looks like you can plug it into the cig lighter in the car to charge it..

and when in da hell did Amazon.com start sellin' sex toys?!

[Edited 1/14/11 10:51am]

I think we just never typed in the right thing when searching on Amazon......I can order plants, kids pajamas, board games and sex toys all at one site now......very weird

StillGotIt said:

johnart said:

Oh and I kinda think I might want a Rude Boy

I dont even have a prostrate and I think I want one.....

Mach said:

prost e1 10mcg/papav 30/phent 1.0/ ml tri mix

^^ The real dickologist wieghs in.

You got me buying Don quai again Still ya may wanna grab some vitamins to go with all that sex you're gonna be gettin'.

Cerebus said:

PositivityNYC said:

that metal thing on the end looks like you can plug it into the cig lighter in the car to charge it..

and when in da hell did Amazon.com start sellin' sex toys?!

@ the first part... because it does!

In regards to the second part... a looooong time ago.

had **no** idea...

oh, and I googled the "fleshlight" since 2 ppl mentioned it... wow. lol... what will they come up with next?

~ just hide 'em well.. you wouldn't want your mom/grandma/auntie to go lookin' for a flashlight one day, and....

PositivityNYC said:

Cerebus said:

@ the first part... because it does!

In regards to the second part... a looooong time ago.

had **no** idea...

oh, and I googled the "fleshlight" since 2 ppl mentioned it... wow. lol... what will they come up with next?

~ just hide 'em well.. you wouldn't want your mom/grandma/auntie to go lookin' for a flashlight one day, and....

if grandma/auntie/mom go lookin in your bedroom drawers for a flashlight they deserve whatever they find

if you keep your speshulll-time toys in the utility closet...well that makes just you a moron.

johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

had **no** idea...

oh, and I googled the "fleshlight" since 2 ppl mentioned it... wow. lol... what will they come up with next?

~ just hide 'em well.. you wouldn't want your mom/grandma/auntie to go lookin' for a flashlight one day, and....

if grandma/auntie/mom go lookin in your bedroom drawers for a flashlight they deserve whatever they find

if you keep your speshulll-time toys in the utility closet...well that makes just you a moron.

I agree on both counts.

And Pos (I used to call someone else that *snif* ), fleshlights have become way more popular than they should be. There's even porn with them being used, often with a woman doing the holding and pumping. Now wth kinda sense does that make? If there's a perfectly good vagina around, why would you need a fleshlight?

johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

had **no** idea...

oh, and I googled the "fleshlight" since 2 ppl mentioned it... wow. lol... what will they come up with next?

~ just hide 'em well.. you wouldn't want your mom/grandma/auntie to go lookin' for a flashlight one day, and....

if grandma/auntie/mom go lookin in your bedroom drawers for a flashlight they deserve whatever they find

if you keep your speshulll-time toys in the utility closet...well that makes just you a moron.

some ppl keep flashlights and stuff in various rooms.. like in the bedroom, in the nightstand or some other convenient place..

Some folks, if they don't find an object where they think it will/should be, might go huntin' elsewhere ~ and get a surprise