PositivityNYC said:

Timmy84 said:

Relax I know he doesn't. A fake Rowlf is in another video with fake Kermit.

sweet, innocent, beloved Kermit dolls should not be made to diddle their noodles for YouTube..

PositivityNYC said:

Timmy84 said:

Relax I know he doesn't. A fake Rowlf is in another video with fake Kermit.

sweet, innocent, beloved Kermit dolls should not be made to diddle their noodles for YouTube..

cue :lotion:

RenHoek said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I mean that whole adult diapers scene.....

Get invited up to a house in the Hollywood Hills by a really hot older man. Always loved daddy's so it's all good.

He lives in a literal castle. I meant this thing had the tops of the castle in a few places, these ornate concrete staircases and it was amazing. Enter the bedroom.....

So we walk in and the bed is covered in unfolded adult diapers. There is a gigantic butt plug, that in order to ever fit up my ass I'd have to have it desimated in a plane crash, and there are bottles of lube and a 3 foot tall fist dildo that is standing upright on the floor.

Me walking in and seeing that =

Him= Nevermind all that stuff. I just had a session before you got here

So we exit the room and he pulls this picture off the wall to show me. It is of him on all 4s and he is facing away from the camera. His asshole looked like he could claim the new title of Octomom

So yeah, who knew I could look back on the crazy stories of my life and come out looking like Mother Teresa!

I hear ya! Now, granted, I've never been confronted with THAT kinda stuff face-to-face but the things I've seen on the interwebs often leave me asking how & why??? :confused:

Well I've been living the interwebs for the last 22 years

PositivityNYC said:

ok.... I found the "one guy, one jar/glass"

what a sick, crazy dumbass!!

yes, the sound effects were hard to hear.... (and was that a scream at the end?)

-- "2 girls, 1 cup" is still more gross/nasty (to me); I dunno.. I'm highly annoyed at his stupidity --I guess you get what you deserve for trying to do such dumb shit..

I can't imagine there wasn't one "OH MY %*&@#! GOD" during that experience. I've said "NO NO NO!" over way less

And how did he ever drive to the hospital and how did they go about cleaning him out??? Dear Jesus!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

PositivityNYC said:

ok.... I found the "one guy, one jar/glass"

what a sick, crazy dumbass!!

yes, the sound effects were hard to hear.... (and was that a scream at the end?)

-- "2 girls, 1 cup" is still more gross/nasty (to me); I dunno.. I'm highly annoyed at his stupidity --I guess you get what you deserve for trying to do such dumb shit..

I can't imagine there wasn't one "OH MY %*&@#! GOD" during that experience. I've said "NO NO NO!" over way less

And how did he ever drive to the hospital and how did they go about cleaning him out??? Dear Jesus!

I was in shock (and my mind was racing with questions )... and pissed at the stupidity

PositivityNYC said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I can't imagine there wasn't one "OH MY %*&@#! GOD" during that experience. I've said "NO NO NO!" over way less

And how did he ever drive to the hospital and how did they go about cleaning him out??? Dear Jesus!

I was in shock (and my mind was racing with questions )... and pissed at the stupidity

Despite being stretched out to all hell, he still had quite the strong ass didn't he? I wonder what happened. I am so curious! I did pray for him, stupid or not

2 Girls 1 Cup is the unofficial nickname of the trailer for Hungry Bitches, a 2007 Brazilian scat-fetish pornographic film produced by MFX Media.

"Lovers Theme" by Hervé Roy, from the movie Delusions of Grandeur, plays throughout.

The video originated from a Brazilian distributor and filmographer, Marco Fiorito, who describes himself as a "compulsive fetishist" (shouldn't that be fetishit?) Fiorito originally produced foot fetish videos but moved on to coprophagia. The film was produced by MFX Video, one of several companies owned by Fiorito. Authorities in the United States have branded some of his films as obscene and filed charges against Danilo Croce, a Brazilian lawyer living in Florida, listed as an officer of a company distributing Fiorito's films in the United States. Croce accepted a plea bargain and was sentenced to three years of unsupervised probation and forfeiture of $98,000. Fiorito said he did not know his films were illegal in the United States and that his films often contained chocolate instead of faeces to appease some of his actors who were willing to appear in scat films but not actually eat fecal matter.

The first few seconds of the 2 Girls 1 Cup video contain the text "MFX 1209" (the production code for Hungry Bitches) and the url mfxvideos.com, the website of Fiorito's MFX Video, leading some in the media to incorrectly believe the video is one of the many Croce had to surrender to the Department of Justice but was somehow leaked in the process.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

PositivityNYC said:

I was in shock (and my mind was racing with questions )... and pissed at the stupidity

Despite being stretched out to all hell, he still had quite the strong ass didn't he? I wonder what happened. I am so curious! I did pray for him, stupid or not

oy....

well, yeah, I hope he lived and his rear is okay.. but...

PositivityNYC said:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No

No

NO

Kermit does NOT do such things!!

Honey, Kermit fucks a pig.

PositivityNYC said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Despite being stretched out to all hell, he still had quite the strong ass didn't he? I wonder what happened. I am so curious! I did pray for him, stupid or not

oy....

well, yeah, I hope he lived and his rear is okay.. but...

I think I googled him once after watching and read something that said he was ok.

johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No

No

NO

Kermit does NOT do such things!!

Honey, Kermit fucks a pig.

I meeeeean he doesn't jerk off watching ickyness on the interwebs..
-- especially while the door is open/somebody's right in the next room..

johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

oy....

well, yeah, I hope he lived and his rear is okay.. but...

I think I googled him once after watching and read something that said he was ok.

is he celibate?

(lol.. sorry, was that mean?)

PositivityNYC said:

johnart said:

Honey, Kermit fucks a pig.

I meeeeean he doesn't jerk off watching ickyness on the interwebs..
-- especially while the door is open/somebody's right in the next room..

Of course not. He does it in a pig pen while she gets spit roasted by a bear and a bird-thing. Duh.

Waka Waka!

johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

I meeeeean he doesn't jerk off watching ickyness on the interwebs..
-- especially while the door is open/somebody's right in the next room..

Of course not. He does it in a pig pen while she gets spit roasted by a bear and a bird-thing. Duh.

Waka Waka!

I'm telling Daddy!!

johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No

No

NO

Kermit does NOT do such things!!

Honey, Kermit fucks a pig.

johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No

No

NO

Kermit does NOT do such things!!

Honey, Kermit fucks a pig.

johnart said:

PositivityNYC said:

oy....

well, yeah, I hope he lived and his rear is okay.. but...

I think I googled him once after watching and read something that said he was ok.

You know his name????

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

johnart said:

I think I googled him once after watching and read something that said he was ok.

You know his name????

L.M.A.O!!!!!!!!!!!!

tinaz said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You know his name????

L.M.A.O!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean how do you Google that?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

tinaz said:

L.M.A.O!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean how do you Google that?

I know!

tinaz said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I mean how do you Google that?

I know!

I described 1 man 1 jar to a friend. I told him that my friend TinaZ sent me a link

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

tinaz said:

I know!

I described 1 man 1 jar to a friend. I told him that my friend TinaZ sent me a link

OH MY GOD!!!

Now your friends are gonna think im into weird kinky stuff!!

How hot are they btw...

tinaz said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I described 1 man 1 jar to a friend. I told him that my friend TinaZ sent me a link

OH MY GOD!!!

Now your friends are gonna think im into weird kinky stuff!!

How hot are they btw...

Tell you what, give me access to that hot husband of yours and I'll give you access to mine

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

tinaz said:

OH MY GOD!!!

Now your friends are gonna think im into weird kinky stuff!!

How hot are they btw...

Tell you what, give me access to that hot husband of yours and I'll give you access to mine

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

tinaz said:

L.M.A.O!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean how do you Google that?

You can type a question into google search bar you dumbasses.

I don't know if any of it true but there's info on him/them here

[Edited 1/7/11 18:58pm]

johnart said:

I don't know if any of it true but there's info on him/them here and here

Lawd, I swear, you bitches.

Did you even read the article??

Not only did we find remnants of a broken mason jar and a pieces of a screwdriver, we were surprised to find a Smurf shoved halfway into the patient’s rectum.”

Upon further investigation, it appears the doctors were able to diagnose the man’s pain:

“The Smurf was still alive at the time of the X-Ray. It appears the pain the patient was experiencing was coming from repeated blows dealt to the inside lining of his rectum wall. The consistent nature of the blows, however small, were enough to cause internal bleeding which caused the pain. Unfortunately the smurf drowned before we could get the man on the operating table to remove the foreign object.”

The Smurf’s identity could not be immediately released due to severe deterioration, so police are forced to wait on notifying the family. Speculation is growing as to whether or not the man, who was identified as a 47 year old who goes by the name Gargamel, will be brought up on charges:

tinaz said:

johnart said:

I don't know if any of it true but there's info on him/them here and here

Lawd, I swear, you bitches.

Did you even read the article??

Not only did we find remnants of a broken mason jar and a pieces of a screwdriver, we were surprised to find a Smurf shoved halfway into the patient’s rectum.”

Upon further investigation, it appears the doctors were able to diagnose the man’s pain:

“The Smurf was still alive at the time of the X-Ray. It appears the pain the patient was experiencing was coming from repeated blows dealt to the inside lining of his rectum wall. The consistent nature of the blows, however small, were enough to cause internal bleeding which caused the pain. Unfortunately the smurf drowned before we could get the man on the operating table to remove the foreign object.”

The Smurf’s identity could not be immediately released due to severe deterioration, so police are forced to wait on notifying the family. Speculation is growing as to whether or not the man, who was identified as a 47 year old who goes by the name Gargamel, will be brought up on charges:

YES I didn't mean to link that one this is why my post was edited.

There's this out there too

I don't know what the hell is real or not (maybe none). I'm just sayin I had read somewhere he recovered and that you don't need to know a name to try and search something.

[Edited 1/7/11 19:14pm]

Don't believe there is anything fake in those videos. Even if there is, people really do that stuff and I think it's fucking foul. Shit and vomit are over my lines by a long, LONG way. I have no desire to ever see any of that kind of thing again. Saw some of it YEARS before 2 Girls 1 Cup went viral and it seriously scared my brain. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Cerebus said:

Don't believe there is anything fake in those videos. Even if there is, people really do that stuff and I think it's fucking foul. Shit and vomit are over my lines by a long, LONG way. I have no desire to ever see any of that kind of thing again. Saw some of it YEARS before 2 Girls 1 Cup went viral and it seriously scared my brain. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

That is exactly why I have not watched it.