I had to take a shit in a public restroom; Micky Dees to be exact. I just couldn't hold it cuz my mid morning mocha was cutting up my bowels.

Anyway I drop a log and the nasty toilet water splashed up on my ass!!! I just know I caught cooties. I need to go to the Walgreens and buy some listerine or something...maybe those masengil wipes but they don't kill toilet water germs. I need something strong! Public restrooms are the devil's work. You know how close the asshole is to the coochie hole? That nasty toilet water could have easily splashed my holy kitten! I could just barf right now!

don't act like this has never happened to you!

Not once in my life have I worried about toilet water splashing into my vagina.

You mock my pain.

see! men don't have to worry about this because:

1) they don't always have to sit on the pot

2) when they do have to sit on the pot they don't care about the nasty toilet water splashing their asses since those asses are already dirty.

i didn't know ladies did any of that. i am horrified.

whistle said:

i didn't know ladies did any of that. i am horrified.

there are only a handful of us that shit out of our asses. the rest of these heffas shit out their mouths.

DesireeNevermind said:

You mock my pain.

Just wash your ass and you'll be fine. Somewhere in the world some lady probably shit her pants looking for a restroom and might've gotten it in her holy kitten.

And yeah toilet water in the ass has happened to the best of us.

is the water that went in any worse than what just came out?

I might wake up tomorrow morning covered in boils!

I think I need to go to the doctor for some emergency antibiotics. I should go to the spa too for a grape seed scrub or one of those mineral baths.

FUCK! Why does this have to happen today??? I said my morning prayers!

FauxReal said:

Not once in my life have I worried about toilet water splashing into my vagina.

THAT is funny!!!

whistle said:

is the water that went in any worse than what just came out?

The stuff that came out was mine. we were one. I just said goodbye is all.

I don't know whose fuckin' biological warfare was lurking in that toilet! Nasty children could have been using that bathroom for all I know. Some dirty republican whore fresh off the dick could have gone in there. Prostitutes or Walmart workers!

aw damn!

DesireeNevermind said:

Anyway I drop a log and the nasty toilet water splashed up on my ass!!!

OMFG That has happened to me too when water splashed on my ass.

I don't like doing my biz in any public washroom. If the toilet does not have those change the seat plastic wrap or something I will usually double a large wad of toilet paper on both sides of the toilet before I sit down and push out the log.

When I pee I stand over the toilet.

I don't want nobodies cooties and other germs

DesireeNevermind said:

I had to take a shit in a public restroom; Micky Dees to be exact. I just couldn't hold it cuz my mid morning mocha was cutting up my bowels.

Anyway I drop a log and the nasty toilet water splashed up on my ass!!! I just know I caught cooties. I need to go to the Walgreens and buy some listerine or something...maybe those masengil wipes but they don't kill toilet water germs. I need something strong! Public restrooms are the devil's work. You know how close the asshole is to the coochie hole? That nasty toilet water could have easily splashed my holy kitten! I could just barf right now!

Just get a good antibacterial soap and scrub down. And if you're really scared....swab isopropyl (or rubbing) alcohol. That's probably gonna kill any remaining bacteria. (I actually tested that out on a petri dish, it works. )

Don't worry, everything will be fine.

thanks guys. I know you're laughing at me (and I at myself) but I care not for public bathrooms. They are horrifying and filthy. I hate clowns too but that's another thread.

I've heard of this herb called Olive Leaf, a natural anti biotic so to speak. It's supposed to detoxify and kill any harmful bacteria lurking in the body. Trust that I will take 5 of those pills.

the language on this thread is troubling. Luv4-pushing a log???????

:blech:

BlackAdder7 said:

the language on this thread is troubling. Luv4-pushing a log???????

:blech:

in my family, we call it: Pushing Out A Huge One.

we just call it pooping

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

the language on this thread is troubling. Luv4-pushing a log???????

:blech:

in my family, we call it: Pushing Out A Huge One.

we just call it popping

no dear, that's for blemishes. you know my mom still is waiting for an apology for what you did to grandma.

Even as a profesional treehugger, if I must use a public ladies room, I will put a bit of toilet paper in the bowl before I go ~ so there's no backsplash...

Why in all sincerity are you telling anyone this?

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

we just call it popping

no dear, that's for blemishes. you know my mom still is waiting for you to pop her zits

i... i.. would be happy to. anything for your mother, dear. :zitpop:

JDInteractive said:

Why in all sincerity are you telling anyone this?

I could have done w/o the "drop a log" info...

but, "Gen Discussion" seems to be the place for sharing, in great detail.... anything.

JDInteractive said:

Why in all sincerity are you telling anyone this?

It's my new year's resolution to stop talking about sex.

DesireeNevermind said:

JDInteractive said:

Why in all sincerity are you telling anyone this?

It's my new year's resolution to stop talking about sex.

I like it when you talk about sex.

x 1000000000

DesireeNevermind said:

don't act like this has never happened to you!

NEVER!...since I never do the #2 in public restrooms ..No matter how bad I had to I just cant be comfortable enough to do it.....I have rock solid in-built protection thats helps me holds it in (never had any...erm....accidents yet) till i'm in the comfort of my own home..but umm ..that must've been an icky feeling.

this is totally hard to do, but you just grossed me out.

lavender1983 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

don't act like this has never happened to you!

NEVER!...since I never do the #2 in public restrooms ..No matter how bad I had to I just cant be comfortable enough to do it.....I have rock solid in-built protection thats helps me holds it in (never had any...erm....accidents yet) till i'm in the comfort of my own home..but umm ..that must've been an icky feeling.

How can you hold it in? Doesn't it just solidy or go back up the colon or sumthin'? I hear that's how constipation happens; either holding the shit in or not drinking enough water.

I hate public restooms. HATE HATE HATE them. I don't even trust the paper towels. You have to touch that pull down lever and who knows what kind of microscopic goo is on there. Even the machines with the auto dry are suspect cuz I once saw a chick drying her sweaty tits on one. She turned the tube looking thing upward so the air would blow onto her boobs.

DesireeNevermind said:

lavender1983 said:

NEVER!...since I never do the #2 in public restrooms ..No matter how bad I had to I just cant be comfortable enough to do it.....I have rock solid in-built protection thats helps me holds it in (never had any...erm....accidents yet) till i'm in the comfort of my own home..but umm ..that must've been an icky feeling.

How can you hold it in? Doesn't it just solidy or go back up the colon or sumthin'? I hear that's how constipation happens; either holding the shit in or not drinking enough water.

I hate public restooms. HATE HATE HATE them. I don't even trust the paper towels. You have to touch that pull down lever and who knows what kind of microscopic goo is on there. Even the machines with the auto dry are suspect cuz I once saw a chick drying her sweaty tits on one. She turned the tube looking thing upward so the air would blow onto her boobs.

I carry the little green packet of these...

[img:$uid]http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii282/HeliosSister/cloroxwipes.jpg[/img:$uid]

and a small bottle of this...

[img:$uid]http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii282/HeliosSister/sanitizer.jpg[/img:$uid]

everywhere I go

DesireeNevermind said:

lavender1983 said:

NEVER!...since I never do the #2 in public restrooms ..No matter how bad I had to I just cant be comfortable enough to do it.....I have rock solid in-built protection thats helps me holds it in (never had any...erm....accidents yet) till i'm in the comfort of my own home..but umm ..that must've been an icky feeling.

How can you hold it in? Doesn't it just solidy or go back up the colon or sumthin'? I hear that's how constipation happens; either holding the shit in or not drinking enough water.

I hate public restooms. HATE HATE HATE them. I don't even trust the paper towels. You have to touch that pull down lever and who knows what kind of microscopic goo is on there. Even the machines with the auto dry are suspect cuz I once saw a chick drying her sweaty tits on one. She turned the tube looking thing upward so the air would blow onto her boobs.

Whaaaat da he....

Yea I dont suggest my method...It's not the best but I have a great phobia of public restrooms...a GREAT one....even if I wanted to it wouldn't come out cause I'm so used to holding it in. I've never had a diarreahea problem where I just had to go or i'd shit on myself so....TMI I know....

To help with constipation and just drink twice as much water and eat more fruits