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A Teenager Lost A Contact Lens While playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was no where to be found.
Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand.
“How did you manage to find it, Mom?” the teenager asked. “We weren’t looking for the same thing,” she replied. “You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150.”
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OH YUSSS...mama knows!
Same to you funky. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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The one and only time I'll ever do this;
OOpsss Edit; Second! And Happy New Year's Eve errrrrbooodddaaaay!   [Edited 12/31/10 0:31am] Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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Oh, sorry...want to switch places? surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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my mom always finds my earring back or body jewelry beads....  i don't wear a cross?!!? i wear a prince symbol     I When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed.   no one tops prince in concert! | |
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Keep your spot, it's all good in the hood. New Year's resolution #1 Quit using outdated phrases. Fo shizzlez Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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True! | |
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 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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They should buy the disposable ones, those glass ones are old.
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I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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Happy New Year !!!!
Go wiggle 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Happy New Year to all. | |
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AWESOME.
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Good one!
Happy New Year! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Oh yeah! Happy New Year, funkpill!
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$150 for a contact lens? Man, that joke is old! We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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:lol: Happy New Year Funkhoney!  :d:Happy New Year Everyone!!  I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Yeah Happy New Year, pill.
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~*~ Happy New Year Everyone! ~*~
I'll ♥️ "LemonDrop" 2DN 💋 your "Sugar"
Prince: TY! 🌹 🎶🎸🎶 💜 Rex @3/27/18 2D Media Let Prince R.I.P. | |
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Funk! | |
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As someone who is wearing contact lenses since I was a kid I can relate Happy new year everyone With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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