DesireeNevermind said:

When you have on five inch heels, squatting or hovering is just not an option. I rarely sit but this time it was an emergency.

Iodine is my new best friend.

IODINE? On where?

paintedlady said:

DesireeNevermind said:

When you have on five inch heels, squatting or hovering is just not an option. I rarely sit but this time it was an emergency.

Iodine is my new best friend.

IODINE? On where?

I rubbed it all on my ass cheeks after I took my shower with the antibacterial soap. It gave my ass this nice bronzy look and I felt really clean even though it smells really medicinal. Iodine is supposed to kill germs or sumthin' right?

I think I'm a germaphobe.

DesireeNevermind said:

paintedlady said:

IODINE? On where?

I rubbed it all on my ass cheeks after I took my shower with the antibacterial soap. It gave my ass this nice bronzy look and I felt really clean even though it smells really medicinal. Iodine is supposed to kill germs or sumthin' right?

I think I'm a germaphobe.

No If you are going gorilla at mickey dees then you are just as normal as the rest of us. A germaphobe would have held it in against all odds until they got home... farting in dire pain all the way.

^ farting in all dire pain.

Now that is uncouth!

If I can't hold it, it's a last resort, but I make sure the seat is lined in double-thickness toilet paper. I never, ever touch the flush lever. I flush with my foot. When it's time to wash my hands, if they have faucets I have to touch, I'll turn on the water, wet my hands, soap up, rinse and then get a fresh paper towel to turn off the faucet. When it's time to leave the room, if it has a doorknob, I use another paper towel to open it. I don't touch a damn thing in a public restroom without washing my hands. If the towel dispenser is not automatic, I will use my elbow to push down the lever to dispense the towels. If it has a turn knob, I'll use some frsh toilet tissue to turn it. If it has one of the damn air hand dryers (hate those mofos) I'll use my elbow to push the button. As far as splashing turds go, I only splash at home.

Lawd Jeezus, please pray for our sista's Desiree's ass that it does not break out with horrific boils that makes Job's sounds like clogged pores and what not.

And please school a sista on not drinking McD's mocha out in public without access to a clean ass-friendly toilet.

And Lawd please hip her to portable chlorox wipes and Imodium so that this shit does not happen again!

Can I get a Amen?!?

BklynBabe said:

Lawd Jeezus, please pray for our sista's Desiree's ass that it does not break out with horrific boils that makes Job's sounds like clogged pores and what not.

And please school a sista on not drinking McD's mocha out in public without access to a clean ass-friendly toilet.

And Lawd please hip her to portable chlorox wipes and Imodium so that this shit does not happen again!

Can I get a Amen?!?

SherryJackson said:

BklynBabe said:

Lawd Jeezus, please pray for our sista's Desiree's ass that it does not break out with horrific boils that makes Job's sounds like clogged pores and what not.

And please school a sista on not drinking McD's mocha out in public without access to a clean ass-friendly toilet.

And Lawd please hip her to portable chlorox wipes and Imodium so that this shit does not happen again!

Can I get a Amen?!?

Co-sign! [img:$uid]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f232/miss_minty/Emotions/amen.gif[/img:$uid]

I now anoiteth this ass with the holy water and pronounce it sanctified!

Chuuuuch!

BklynBabe said:

I now anoiteth this ass with the holy water and pronounce it sanctified!

Chuuuuch!

Wellll!

DesireeNevermind said:

see! men don't have to worry about this because:

1) they don't always have to sit on the pot

2) when they do have to sit on the pot they don't care about the nasty toilet water splashing their asses since those asses are already dirty.

3) When we pee (especially in public toilets), we don't always wipe the drops of piss around the pot... And we just laugh thinking "haha, lucky will be the person who will sit on my piss!"

sad, just sad...

Shyra said:

BklynBabe said:

I now anoiteth this ass with the holy water and pronounce it sanctified!

Chuuuuch!

Wellll!

I feel annointed!!!!

Especially after using this...

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I wish my girlfriend used public bathrooms instead of the one in my house. The logs she drops in my bathroom, you'd think a bear was in there. Plus the smell, sheeeez!! She's so petit and cute, never knew someone so small can shit so huge..

Well, at least u didn't crap yourself. I have the most horrible crapping oneself in a public restroom story ever...

Shyra said:

BklynBabe said:

I now anoiteth this ass with the holy water and pronounce it sanctified!

Chuuuuch!

Wellll!

Pr1nceQuik said:

I wish my girlfriend used public bathrooms instead of the one in my house. The logs she drops in my bathroom, you'd think a bear was in there. Plus the smell, sheeeez!! She's so petit and cute, never knew someone so small can shit so huge..

lezama said:

Well, at least u didn't crap yourself. I have the most horrible crapping oneself in a public restroom story ever...

Oh this should be interestin'

phunkdaddy said:

DesireeNevermind said:

see! men don't have to worry about this because:

1) they don't always have to sit on the pot

2) when they do have to sit on the pot they don't care about the nasty toilet water splashing their asses since those asses are already dirty.

First of all i'll take good care of your holy kitten for you.

but why u wanna bust on the guys like that. You just wrong.

Just wrong. Lawd u just wrong for that.

I take pride in keeping a clean boonkey.

I'm sorry u had to experience your neighbors e.coli splashing your

ass and coochie but u gonna be alright. Nothing a little pine sol and epsom salt

can't cure.

@ that bolded part

and I KNOW you ain't telling her too put Pine Sol and Epsom Salt on her ass?!

lezama said:

Well, at least u didn't crap yourself. I have the most horrible crapping oneself in a public restroom story ever...

It's making me nervous just thinking about how bad your story is.

I always put toilet paper on the seat so I don't sit directly on it...yeh..

Since I moved to Germany I don't have a problem with it. Public restrooms here have attendants and you usually have to tip or pay to use them; the upside being that people really bust their asses to keep them spanking clean, and they smell more like a hospital because of all the sterilizing cleaners they use. I avoid it when I'm in other countries though.

InternationalLover82 said:

I always put toilet paper on the seat so I don't sit directly on it...yeh..

That and I keep a little travel can of Lysol spray in my purse. If I don't have that I have disinfectant wipes. I don't want NOTHING touchin this sweet sweet ass

Shyra said:

If I can't hold it, it's a last resort, but I make sure the seat is lined in double-thickness toilet paper. I never, ever touch the flush lever. I flush with my foot. When it's time to wash my hands, if they have faucets I have to touch, I'll turn on the water, wet my hands, soap up, rinse and then get a fresh paper towel to turn off the faucet. When it's time to leave the room, if it has a doorknob, I use another paper towel to open it. I don't touch a damn thing in a public restroom without washing my hands. If the towel dispenser is not automatic, I will use my elbow to push down the lever to dispense the towels. If it has a turn knob, I'll use some frsh toilet tissue to turn it. If it has one of the damn air hand dryers (hate those mofos) I'll use my elbow to push the button. As far as splashing turds go, I only splash at home.

wow

reading something like this makes me wanna do the opposite like take a shower then masturbate and to feel dirty... JOKE

i remember seeing a episode of obessed with a girl that freaked out everytime she shit. she'd take a 3 hr shower and scrub her asshole with a toothbrush...

was that you?

if your too germophobic your more succeptable to getting sick.

i don't get the OCD thing.

purplemookiebut said:

Shyra said:

If I can't hold it, it's a last resort, but I make sure the seat is lined in double-thickness toilet paper. I never, ever touch the flush lever. I flush with my foot. When it's time to wash my hands, if they have faucets I have to touch, I'll turn on the water, wet my hands, soap up, rinse and then get a fresh paper towel to turn off the faucet. When it's time to leave the room, if it has a doorknob, I use another paper towel to open it. I don't touch a damn thing in a public restroom without washing my hands. If the towel dispenser is not automatic, I will use my elbow to push down the lever to dispense the towels. If it has a turn knob, I'll use some frsh toilet tissue to turn it. If it has one of the damn air hand dryers (hate those mofos) I'll use my elbow to push the button. As far as splashing turds go, I only splash at home.

wow

reading something like this makes me wanna do the opposite like take a shower then masturbate and to feel dirty... JOKE

i remember seeing a episode of obessed with a girl that freaked out everytime she shit. she'd take a 3 hr shower and scrub her asshole with a toothbrush...

was that you?

if your too germophobic your more succeptable to getting sick.

i don't get the OCD thing.

No, this is NOT OCD. It's common sense. Think about it. You wash your hands after using the toilet and then you turn right around and recontaminate them by touching door knobs and such. Think about those nasty bitches who didn't wash their hands after using the stool. They touched the door handle to get their asses out of the bathroom, correct? What do you think is left on that door handle waiting to be touched and carried on your lovely skin?

I've seen cleaning women use the same cloth to wipe down the sink that they used to wipe down the friggin toilet! I don't trust them for a minute! So you go right ahead and touch anything your little heart desires in a public restroom. I dare you to put you hands in your mouth afterwards!

Shyra said:

purplemookiebut said:

wow

reading something like this makes me wanna do the opposite like take a shower then masturbate and to feel dirty... JOKE

i remember seeing a episode of obessed with a girl that freaked out everytime she shit. she'd take a 3 hr shower and scrub her asshole with a toothbrush...

was that you?

if your too germophobic your more succeptable to getting sick.

i don't get the OCD thing.

No, this is NOT OCD. It's common sense. Think about it. You wash your hands after using the toilet and then you turn right around and recontaminate them by touching door knobs and such. Think about those nasty bitches who didn't wash their hands after using the stool. They touched the door handle to get their asses out of the bathroom, correct? What do you think is left on that door handle waiting to be touched and carried on your lovely skin?

I've seen cleaning women use the same cloth to wipe down the sink that they used to wipe down the friggin toilet! I don't trust them for a minute! So you go right ahead and touch anything your little heart desires in a public restroom. I dare you to put you hands in your mouth afterwards!

for Shyra please..

i don't see many ppl using paper towels like they were gloves but i do see your point.