I'm sorry.

has positivitynyc's steam clean your vageen thread made any impact at all???

BlackAdder7 said:

has positivitynyc's steam clean your vageen thread made any impact at all???

finally an application worthy of the technology!

JerseyKRS said:

this is totally hard to do, but you just grossed me out.

PositivityNYC said:

Even as a profesional treehugger, if I must use a public ladies room, I will put a bit of toilet paper in the bowl before I go ~ so there's no backsplash...

so... I'm not the only one!!! Just a few squares goes a long way in keepin' the doo-doo water where it belongs!

I'm slightly confused, though. Like, are you guys using Berkeley style nasty ass toilets (Ren understands that reference, I'm sure ), or are you just afraid of toilet water in general? Because a lot of public restrooms are cleaned more often and with harsher chemicals than home toilets (unless you scrub yours down with industrial strength cleaners every day ). In the case of the latter, it's just water. In the case of the former, hold it and drive somewhere with a clean bathroom.

Listerine?? How fat was that turd that the water splashed up into yo mouth??

johnart said:

Listerine?? How fat was that turd that the water splashed up into yo mouth??

Either that, or there was more to this line:

there are only a handful of us that shit out of our asses. the rest of these heffas shit out their mouths.

Damn I was hoping this was a different dirty

Holy kitten

omfg at this thread

Cerebus said:

I'm slightly confused, though. Like, are you guys using Berkeley style nasty ass toilets (Ren understands that reference, I'm sure ), or are you just afraid of toilet water in general? Because a lot of public restrooms are cleaned more often and with harsher chemicals than home toilets (unless you scrub yours down with industrial strength cleaners every day ). In the case of the latter, it's just water. In the case of the former, hold it and drive somewhere with a clean bathroom.

eeeek... you said Berkeley style...

Is it just a coincidence that i was listening to Bridge Over Water while i read that?

Quite fitting i must say

I never take aloose the toilet covers, other than that.....

I've bathed in bleach before when i thought the coochie killers were on meh.......

eww you sit down in a public restroom? ok i can see a hotel room but fast food chain? na. squat! or hold it till u go home

whats that movie with the kid shitbreak? he never shit when at school...they gave him laxatives...

purplemookiebut said:

eww you sit down in a public restroom? ok i can see a hotel room but fast food chain? na. squat! or hold it till u go home

whats that movie with the kid shitbreak? he never shit when at school...they gave him laxatives...

that's mean

I never pooped in school

I bet most kids don't like to!

Sounds like a job for pussy soap...

Seriously, Cerebus is right but if you are worried, a little vinegar and water in the cooch will do ya, splash a little all ova! You'll be fine.

Next time, make sure you wear flats so you can easily hoover your ass 12 inches above the splash line when you're dropping the kiddies off at the pool.

paintedlady said:

Sounds like a job for pussy soap...

Seriously, Cerebus is right but if you are worried, a little vinegar and water in the cooch will do ya, splash a little all ova! You'll be fine.

Next time, make sure you wear flats so you can easily hoover your ass 12 inches above the splash line when you're dropping the kiddies off at the pool.

My personal rule....and this is at the work toilet....flush before I use it (in case some chic just tinkled and left it there) and put a little tissue in the bowl to take away splash possibilities, and line the seat. Usually, that makes it so I can survive the rest of the day without feeling like something has crawled on me.......

Now a mcdonalds toilet.....girl...I fear for u

This thread let me down. I was hoping to read about something else.

NMuzakNSoul said:

This thread let me down. I was hoping to read about something else.

So dirty...

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

the language on this thread is troubling. Luv4-pushing a log???????

:blech:

in my family, we call it: Pushing Out A Huge One.

we just call it pooping

at the both of you

paintedlady said:

Sounds like a job for pussy soap...

Seriously, Cerebus is right but if you are worried, a little vinegar and water in the cooch will do ya, splash a little all ova! You'll be fine.

Next time, make sure you wear flats so you can easily hoover your ass 12 inches above the splash line when you're dropping the kiddies off at the pool.

omfg!

and some ppl are such germaphobes...anyone seen the obsessed episode where the therapist made the girl touch the toliet seat? a non ocd normal person wouldn't do that!!

DesireeNevermind said:

see! men don't have to worry about this because:

1) they don't always have to sit on the pot

2) when they do have to sit on the pot they don't care about the nasty toilet water splashing their asses since those asses are already dirty.

First of all i'll take good care of your holy kitten for you.

but why u wanna bust on the guys like that. You just wrong.

Just wrong. Lawd u just wrong for that.

I take pride in keeping a clean boonkey.

I'm sorry u had to experience your neighbors e.coli splashing your

ass and coochie but u gonna be alright. Nothing a little pine sol and epsom salt

can't cure.

The things discussed on this org..I just cant anymore .....seriously after sharing these stories..we should be closer than family now..advice on cleaning out your vay-jay-jay after splashing it with stank toilet water...I mean....true bonding material.

nasty bitch

See, I told you God don't dig the right wing.

Wowugotit said:

nasty bitch

When you have on five inch heels, squatting or hovering is just not an option. I rarely sit but this time it was an emergency.

Iodine is my new best friend.