Does this article change the way you playboy fans look at the pics....knowing that every stretched open cooch is probably diseased and has had this ancient, dusty, shriveled up dick stuffed inside...

uPtoWnNY said:

Hef knows the greatest sex secret of all. When you're wealthy, all you have to do is lay there and make the hoes work, even when you're an old fossil who's shooting dust.

You sayin' those girls' pussies are like a Kirby vaccum?

nut dust

SCNDLS said:

Timmy84 said:

Me too. Did anybody expect some old, aging, crippled great-grandfather to keep up that image of the ultimate bachelor at 84? We all know this upcoming "marriage" is for money reasons. When he does die, there's gonna be a money grab for sure.

Money grab? She ain't leaving with shit but the titties in her chest. Hef's daughter runs his business and she ain't playing with these hoes. You know there's an airtight prenup IF that shit is even a legal marriage.

Exactly. Both of Hef's ex-wives might have a far better chance of getting something after his death then the new 3rd wife. At least the ex-wives are mothers of Hef's children.

JustErin said:

It's exactly everything I imagined it to be.

StillGotIt said:

Does this article change the way you playboy fans look at the pics....knowing that every stretched open cooch is probably diseased and has had this ancient, dusty, shriveled up dick stuffed inside...

You're thinking of Hustler.

No stretched open pussies in Playboy.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

The only thing that surprises me about this, is the no protection, no std screening thing.

Ew, and I often wondered about all the dogs the girls had on the show. Fricken gross.

I'm more amaze that these Playboy Bunnies have forgotten about Hef's one night stand with another man from decades ago.

TonyVanDam said:

SCNDLS said:

Money grab? She ain't leaving with shit but the titties in her chest. Hef's daughter runs his business and she ain't playing with these hoes. You know there's an airtight prenup IF that shit is even a legal marriage.

Exactly. Both of Hef's ex-wives might have a far better chance of getting something after his death then the new 3rd wife. At least the ex-wives are mothers of Hef's children.

While I beleive that is most likely true, the question is, will there be anything left of the Playboy empire after Hef dies? One of the more underreported financial stories is that Playboy has been operating in the red for nearly the last ten years. It has been getting battered financially, first by hardcore porn being all over the internet, second by the overall decline in publishing, and now by the overall financial economy. It has staked out a niche as being the "respectable" place for a porn fix, but porn overall has been hit by easy downloading. The question is, after Hef dies, will the heirs still keep the fabled manison or will they sell off a lot of assets? And how will the direction of the company go after Hef dies? Will it still be the Disneyland of soft porn, or will it go hardcore like Penthouse and Hustler? And if it does go hardcore, will it drive a lot of fans away?

728huey said:

TonyVanDam said:

Exactly. Both of Hef's ex-wives might have a far better chance of getting something after his death then the new 3rd wife. At least the ex-wives are mothers of Hef's children.

While I beleive that is most likely true, the question is, will there be anything left of the Playboy empire after Hef dies? One of the more underreported financial stories is that Playboy has been operating in the red for nearly the last ten years. It has been getting battered financially, first by hardcore porn being all over the internet, second by the overall decline in publishing, and now by the overall financial economy. It has staked out a niche as being the "respectable" place for a porn fix, but porn overall has been hit by easy downloading. The question is, after Hef dies, will the heirs still keep the fabled manison or will they sell off a lot of assets? And how will the direction of the company go after Hef dies? Will it still be the Disneyland of soft porn, or will it go hardcore like Penthouse and Hustler? And if it does go hardcore, will it drive a lot of fans away?

It seems like most people don't care for softcore & erotica. It's kind of sad really. At least there is still human emotions in erotica.

TonyVanDam said:

728huey said:

While I beleive that is most likely true, the question is, will there be anything left of the Playboy empire after Hef dies? One of the more underreported financial stories is that Playboy has been operating in the red for nearly the last ten years. It has been getting battered financially, first by hardcore porn being all over the internet, second by the overall decline in publishing, and now by the overall financial economy. It has staked out a niche as being the "respectable" place for a porn fix, but porn overall has been hit by easy downloading. The question is, after Hef dies, will the heirs still keep the fabled manison or will they sell off a lot of assets? And how will the direction of the company go after Hef dies? Will it still be the Disneyland of soft porn, or will it go hardcore like Penthouse and Hustler? And if it does go hardcore, will it drive a lot of fans away?

It seems like most people don't care for softcore & erotica. It's kind of sad really. At least there is still human emotions in erotica.

People want the RAW, REAL stuff. Softcore don't sell in this day and age. That's been a hard pill to swallow for someone like Hef.

Timmy84 said:

TonyVanDam said:

It seems like most people don't care for softcore & erotica. It's kind of sad really. At least there is still human emotions in erotica.

People want the RAW, REAL stuff. Softcore don't sell in this day and age. That's been a hard pill to swallow for someone like Hef.

I was quite shocked when I saw some chick pissing in Playboy a while back. Trying to keep up with the times I guess?

abigail05 said:

Timmy84 said:

People want the RAW, REAL stuff. Softcore don't sell in this day and age. That's been a hard pill to swallow for someone like Hef.

I was quite shocked when I saw some chick pissing in Playboy a while back. Trying to keep up with the times I guess?

Well considering the things the former "bunnies" are telling now, I'm not shocked.

Talk about low-self worth. It's sad what these young ladies would succumb to for a few dollars.

Are taxes paid out of that weekly allowance? Is H. H. a licensed pharmacist?

So what did they expect...to move into some big beautiful mansion surrounded by the rich and

famous and live happily ever after like some GD fairytale?

Of course, you were going to have to "perform" for decrepit ass.

That's the equivalent of going to the dentist with a rotten tooth and expecting it not to be removed.

Money for plastic surgery and school debt...be damn...that's what a regular JOB is for.

This is sooo gross. It just sicken my soul to see how low some people will chose to go for money.

Timmy84 said:

TonyVanDam said:

It seems like most people don't care for softcore & erotica. It's kind of sad really. At least there is still human emotions in erotica.

People want the RAW, REAL stuff. Softcore don't sell in this day and age. That's been a hard pill to swallow for someone like Hef.

It's hard to tell if the people like "real stuff", then they're giving thumbs up to women with breast and/or buttock implants.

TonyVanDam said:

Timmy84 said:

People want the RAW, REAL stuff. Softcore don't sell in this day and age. That's been a hard pill to swallow for someone like Hef.

It's hard to tell if the people like "real stuff", then they're giving thumbs up to women with breast and/or buttock implants.

A lot of "real" stuff is real in that we actually see ladies getting multiple cum shots in the face, two dicks in the ass at the same time, fisting, slapping, choking, biting, gangbanging, etc. The fact that this is what passes for porn these days doesn't mean that most women are all eager to do this stuff with their husbands/boyfriends.

TonyVanDam said:

Timmy84 said:

People want the RAW, REAL stuff. Softcore don't sell in this day and age. That's been a hard pill to swallow for someone like Hef.

It's hard to tell if the people like "real stuff", then they're giving thumbs up to women with breast and/or buttock implants.

You're checking the wrong folks.

Besides before Playboy, Bettie Page was just as raunchy as those on Hustler and Penthouse.

Really, the real reason Hef created Playboy was he wanted to create his own Marilyn Monroes and Marilyn was the first "centerfold".

[Edited 1/2/11 18:41pm]

728huey said:

TonyVanDam said:

It's hard to tell if the people like "real stuff", then they're giving thumbs up to women with breast and/or buttock implants.

A lot of "real" stuff is real in that we actually see ladies getting multiple cum shots in the face, two dicks in the ass at the same time, fisting, slapping, choking, biting, gangbanging, etc. The fact that this is what passes for porn these days doesn't mean that most women are all eager to do this stuff with their husbands/boyfriends.

In other worse, people want to see the Belladonna-type of sex acts. Now that is sad AND sick.

Timmy84 said:

TonyVanDam said:

It's hard to tell if the people like "real stuff", then they're giving thumbs up to women with breast and/or buttock implants.

You're checking the wrong folks.

Besides before Playboy, Bettie Page was just as raunchy as those on Hustler and Penthouse.

Really, the real reason Hef created Playboy was he wanted to create his own Marilyn Monroes and Marilyn was the first "centerfold".

[Edited 1/2/11 18:41pm]

I've seen some Bettie Page pictures at my local Barnes & Noble bookstore. By 21st century standards, Bettie is under the rated PG-13 performance arts catagory.

TonyVanDam said:

Timmy84 said:

You're checking the wrong folks.

Besides before Playboy, Bettie Page was just as raunchy as those on Hustler and Penthouse.

Really, the real reason Hef created Playboy was he wanted to create his own Marilyn Monroes and Marilyn was the first "centerfold".

[Edited 1/2/11 18:41pm]

I've seen some Bettie Page pictures at my local Barnes & Noble bookstore. By 21st century standards, Bettie is under the rated PG-13 performance arts catagory.

They put her in the wrong aisle unless they don't have those S&M pictures she did with another girl.

[Edited 1/2/11 19:18pm]

Timmy84 said:

TonyVanDam said:

It seems like most people don't care for softcore & erotica. It's kind of sad really. At least there is still human emotions in erotica.

People want the RAW, REAL stuff. Softcore don't sell in this day and age. That's been a hard pill to swallow for someone like Hef.

PREACH DAT SHIT!!!! I want it raw and uncut, with ass, tits and poontang everywhere!

To me, softcore = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

uPtoWnNY said:

Timmy84 said:

People want the RAW, REAL stuff. Softcore don't sell in this day and age. That's been a hard pill to swallow for someone like Hef.

PREACH DAT SHIT!!!! I want it raw and uncut, with ass, tits and poontang everywhere!

To me, softcore = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I don't think this playboy lifestyle is so disgusting. It's a career choice that these girls chose. Don't understand why they're bitching about it afterwards, but whatever.

The gross part is not all the romping around, its the fact that they did it in dog shit.

SCNDLS said:

Bitch, you agreed to fuck an 80 year old man and his other hoes for a weekly allowance and plastic surgery. Guess what? You're a prostitute! What the fuck is you crying for now??? And with the bad grammar in her quotes from the "book" I wanna know what law school she went to. Really, who GRADUATES from law school and thinks that being part of this nasty geezer's harem sounds like a wise career move?

Amen!

728huey said:

TonyVanDam said:

Exactly. Both of Hef's ex-wives might have a far better chance of getting something after his death then the new 3rd wife. At least the ex-wives are mothers of Hef's children.

While I beleive that is most likely true, the question is, will there be anything left of the Playboy empire after Hef dies? One of the more underreported financial stories is that Playboy has been operating in the red for nearly the last ten years. It has been getting battered financially, first by hardcore porn being all over the internet, second by the overall decline in publishing, and now by the overall financial economy. It has staked out a niche as being the "respectable" place for a porn fix, but porn overall has been hit by easy downloading. The question is, after Hef dies, will the heirs still keep the fabled manison or will they sell off a lot of assets? And how will the direction of the company go after Hef dies? Will it still be the Disneyland of soft porn, or will it go hardcore like Penthouse and Hustler? And if it does go hardcore, will it drive a lot of fans away?

I have heard about them being in the red forever but I think they still make most of their money from licensing the Playboy name and bunny image. For example, their club in the Palms Casino. And IIRC they are opening more Playboy clubs around the world. To be honest, they will probably become fiscally sound the minute this pervert busts his last nut and keels over dead because Hef and his lifestyles is a huge drain on the company's coffers.

TonyVanDam said:

Timmy84 said:

People want the RAW, REAL stuff. Softcore don't sell in this day and age. That's been a hard pill to swallow for someone like Hef.

It's hard to tell if the people like "real stuff", then they're giving thumbs up to women with breast and/or buttock implants.

true. In theory I prefer Playboy to porn, but I would prefer pictures of beautiful natural women to playboy bunnies!

NDRU said:

TonyVanDam said:

It's hard to tell if the people like "real stuff", then they're giving thumbs up to women with breast and/or buttock implants.

true. In theory I prefer Playboy to porn, but I would prefer pictures of beautiful natural women to playboy bunnies!

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This site is awesome.

This one too: NSFW http://www.met-art.com/ NSFW

PunkMistress said:

NDRU said:

true. In theory I prefer Playboy to porn, but I would prefer pictures of beautiful natural women to playboy bunnies!

NSFW http://femjoy.com/photo_d...326_xck248 NSFW

This site is awesome.

This one too: NSFW http://www.met-art.com/ NSFW

cool, I will check that out at some other time.

When I saw you posted I was scared you might tell me to man up and watch some porn.

NDRU said:

PunkMistress said:

NSFW http://femjoy.com/photo_d...326_xck248 NSFW

This site is awesome.

This one too: NSFW http://www.met-art.com/ NSFW

cool, I will check that out at some other time.

When I saw you posted I was scared you might tell me to man up and watch some porn.

Sometimes I need the palate cleansing beauty of simply nude, beautiful, natural women before I go back to Belladonna taking a can of dog food up her ass.

PunkMistress said:

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Ashley sure is fine

orger said:

PunkMistress said:

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Ashley sure is fine

Right?

I don't know where they find these women!!! I'm just glad they do.