SCNDLS said:

Bitch, you agreed to fuck an 80 year old man and his other hoes for a weekly allowance and plastic surgery. Guess what? You're a prostitute! What the fuck is you crying for now??? And with the bad grammar in her quotes from the "book" I wanna know what law school she went to. Really, who GRADUATES from law school and thinks that being part of this nasty geezer's harem sounds like a wise career move?

SCNDLS said:

Graycap23 said:

Anything new in this article?

One word.................NASTY.

What's MOST annoying to me is these dumb bitches who KNEW they were being paid for sex but now wanna act all innocent and violated and put it all on Front Street. I'm not advocating hoeing as a profession but IF you're gonna do it be a good hoe. And if you're getting lined up to fuck be the best GATDAMN hoe in the Playboy Mansion and work your hustle, don't let it work you. I swear these chirrens today don't know shit!

I walked into it, eyes wide open, agreed to it, but I'm such a viiiiiiiictim!!!

Please.

This article would be relevant had it been written about 35 - 40 years ago.

SCNDLS said:

NDRU said:

vibrators don't give them $1000 a week or introduce them to Leonardo DiCaprio

Mine DO!

You've met Leo???

So her gag order has ended and now she gets to front because she's bitter she no longer receives a 10K per month retainer. Whatever.

Damn, you dashed all my illusions of a tasteful, classy, respectful playboy mansion.

It's amazing what is illegal and what is acceptable in this society. Bigamy & prostitution are illegal (and gay marriage, for that matter), but group sex, multiple girlfriends, and weekly "allowances" are just part of the single life.

Or, a 21 year old breaks the law by sleeping with a 17 year old, but an 80 year old can sleep with 19 year old twins?

NDRU said:

It's amazing what is illegal and what is acceptable in this society. Bigamy & prostitution are illegal (and gay marriage, for that matter), but group sex, multiple girlfriends, and weekly "allowances" are just part of the single life.

Or, a 21 year old breaks the law by sleeping with a 17 year old, but an 80 year old can sleep with 19 year old twins?

I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit. Hefner is so freakin' gross to me. It makes me sad that this old perv is an American icon.

NDRU said:

It's amazing what is illegal and what is acceptable in this society. Bigamy & prostitution are illegal (and gay marriage, for that matter), but group sex, multiple girlfriends, and weekly "allowances" are just part of the single life.

Or, a 21 year old breaks the law by sleeping with a 17 year old, but an 80 year old can sleep with 19 year old twins?

Gotta love double standards.

Timmy84 said:

NDRU said:

It's amazing what is illegal and what is acceptable in this society. Bigamy & prostitution are illegal (and gay marriage, for that matter), but group sex, multiple girlfriends, and weekly "allowances" are just part of the single life.

Or, a 21 year old breaks the law by sleeping with a 17 year old, but an 80 year old can sleep with 19 year old twins?

Gotta love double standards.

as long as marriage is not involved, it's pretty much open season

SCNDLS said:

Timmy84 said:

Me too. Did anybody expect some old, aging, crippled great-grandfather to keep up that image of the ultimate bachelor at 84? We all know this upcoming "marriage" is for money reasons. When he does die, there's gonna be a money grab for sure.

Money grab? She ain't leaving with shit but the titties in her chest. Hef's daughter runs his business and she ain't playing with these hoes. You know there's an airtight prenup IF that shit is even a legal marriage.

You know it. I see Mz. Heffa running all them hoes helter skelter when the giz is up, I mean fizzled out.

DesireeNevermind said:

NDRU said:

It's amazing what is illegal and what is acceptable in this society. Bigamy & prostitution are illegal (and gay marriage, for that matter), but group sex, multiple girlfriends, and weekly "allowances" are just part of the single life.

Or, a 21 year old breaks the law by sleeping with a 17 year old, but an 80 year old can sleep with 19 year old twins?

I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit. Hefner is so freakin' gross to me. It makes me sad that this old perv is an American icon.

By any other name, he'd be a pedophile!!! He gets by by barely making it legal!!!

RodeoSchro said:

This article would be relevant had it been written about 35 - 40 years ago.

Well, if I'm correct, there were people who commented about Hef and his parties 30 years ago. From what I know, they were much wilder than the shindigs he has now.

But I don't feel sorry for these ladies. They wanted to show their nekkid bodies in the magazine and knew what they were getting into when they showed up at the mansion. Most of them were there strictly for being eye candy, and most of them had no issue with it. Only a select few (like Holly Madison and Crystal Harris) could claim to be there as Hef's main squeeze, and the rest of them knew it. Even Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett said that she hardly ever had sexual relations with Hef, because Hef was in love with Holly at the time, and she and Bridget Marquadt were there for variety.

Hef knows the greatest sex secret of all. When you're wealthy, all you have to do is lay there and make the hoes work, even when you're an old fossil who's shooting dust.

DesireeNevermind said:

NDRU said:

It's amazing what is illegal and what is acceptable in this society. Bigamy & prostitution are illegal (and gay marriage, for that matter), but group sex, multiple girlfriends, and weekly "allowances" are just part of the single life.

Or, a 21 year old breaks the law by sleeping with a 17 year old, but an 80 year old can sleep with 19 year old twins?

I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit. Hefner is so freakin' gross to me. It makes me sad that this old perv is an American icon.

For most people he's an American icon because of what he did in the 50s and 60s. The Hef of the last twenty years is just an old man gettin' his freak on.

These bitches.....YEA BITCHES...have low self esteem.

How the hell are you going to suck on some B.C. ancient dick for chump change and a photo shoot when you can MARRY a dude your age or slightly older and get paid top dollar for the next 10-20 years?

I don't friggin get it. Are these bitches slow, blind, desperate, got daddy issues, grand daddy issues, or do they have an enormous amount of unpaid taxes and medical bills we don't know about?

^^^ Money, money, money, money.............mon-ey!!!

SCNDLS is right. Hef's daughter has that empire on L-O-C-K-D-O-W-N. If those hoes think they're getting the mother-lode, they're in for a rude awakening.

DesireeNevermind said:

These bitches.....YEA BITCHES...have low self esteem.

How the hell are you going to suck on some B.C. ancient dick for chump change and a photo shoot when you can MARRY a dude your age or slightly older and get paid top dollar for the next 10-20 years?

I don't friggin get it. Are these bitches slow, blind, desperate, got daddy issues, grand daddy issues, or do they have an enormous amount of unpaid taxes and medical bills we don't know about?

they are like 18-22. At that age people live in disgusting, crowded dorm rooms and try to go to the best parties possible, and wake up with deep regret when they see who they shared a bed with the night before.

That is all the playboy mansion is, but with celebrities

uPtoWnNY said:

^^^ Money, money, money, money.............mon-ey!!!

SCNDLS is right. Hef's daughter has that empire on L-O-C-K-D-O-W-N. If those hoes think they're getting the mother-lode, they're in for a rude awakening.

His ex wives didn't even get broke off proper. I think these gold diggin' skankamoos fancy themselves an Anna Nicole. We see how that hot mess turned out.

mynameisnotsusan said:

Damn, you dashed all my illusions of a tasteful, classy, respectful playboy mansion.

DesireeNevermind said:

These bitches.....YEA BITCHES...have low self esteem.

How the hell are you going to suck on some B.C. ancient dick for chump change and a photo shoot when you can MARRY a dude your age or slightly older and get paid top dollar for the next 10-20 years?

I don't friggin get it. Are these bitches slow, blind, desperate, got daddy issues, grand daddy issues, or do they have an enormous amount of unpaid taxes and medical bills we don't know about?

I'll take all of the above for $200..

As gross as we all say this whole thing is, I don't think there is a hetero man alive who doesn't envy Hef on some level.

^ that's even more gross. but probably true. i always say every dude has some level of perv in him no matter what.

DesireeNevermind said:

^ that's even more gross. but probably true. i always say every dude has some level of perv in him no matter what.

well, I would not do it like him, but it is about his position and his power.

He is a succesful and respected guy (not quite like other pornographers), and totally honest about his desires. He does not care that we find him gross.

He likes blondes and he swims in them. I might not choose blondes, but there is a part of me (yes the perverted part) that would like the opportunity to create my own harem, yes.

^ all that pussy is uneccessary.

NDRU said:

DesireeNevermind said:

^ that's even more gross. but probably true. i always say every dude has some level of perv in him no matter what.

well, I would not do it like him, but it is about his position and his power.

He is a succesful and respected guy (not quite like other pornographers), and totally honest about his desires. He does not care that we find him gross.

He likes blondes and he swims in them. I might not choose blondes, but there is a part of me (yes the perverted part) that would like the opportunity to create my own harem, yes.

Once you be around seven women for a month or so, then come back again and then tell us if they've gotten on your nerves.

DesireeNevermind said:

^ all that pussy is uneccessary.

It's not just that, it's that he is powerful & respected, seems like a decent guy, and lived a very good life. Have you ever seen him looking anything but happy? He lives exactly as he wants to live.

NDRU said:

DesireeNevermind said:

^ all that pussy is uneccessary.

It's not just that, it's that he is powerful & respected, seems like a decent guy, and lived a very good life. Have you ever seen him looking anything but happy? He lives exactly as he wants to live.

That's because he got away with that shit 40 years ago. And now he's older, they don't care.

NDRU said:

DesireeNevermind said:

^ all that pussy is uneccessary.

It's not just that, it's that he is powerful & respected, seems like a decent guy, and lived a very good life. Have you ever seen him looking anything but happy? He lives exactly as he wants to live.

I can't tell whether corpses look happy or not. I refute his being alive. His body is being operated via remote control by his daughter.

NDRU said:

but there is a part of me (yes the perverted part) that would like the opportunity to create my own harem, yes.

Perverted or not, so long as I didn't have to pay them (because I wouldn't), hell yes! I'll take two harems, please!