Since you guys are avid watchers of The Real Fake Ass Housewives Of Atlanta she's a constant commentator of the show, but she touches on other celebs as well. I'll tell you one thing, my nostrils haven't consumed so much damn caffeine in god knows when You remember her, the one who brought to you the Eddie Long rant.

Warning: Grains of salt should be within reach.

There's so many wrong things, I gave up counting

That heffa is TOO many thangs! Love her!

SCNDLS said:

That heffa is TOO many thangs! Love her!

She didn't say "I smell penis in your breath" and then resort to the "lawd have mercys"

She reminds of Mary J when she said "Fuck you, I mean I rebuke you in the name of Jesus"

But she sure tore it up when she spoke about those Atlanta Housewives, whew!!!

Tanya, your wife, deserves a new mink coat cuz that shit she been wearing for the last four winters is killing ME.

But being that I'ma Christian, and being that I'm on the Usher board . . . (I didn't hear shit after dat!)

Lisa, call me if you need a ride cuz I know the Bentley prolly going back. I'll let you ride wit me cuz I DO have sanitizer for my seats and I am a Christian.

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Jesus Mariam Joseph is right,,,,,,child, a mess.

She is a mess! It has taken me a better part of an hour to look at all her clips. I had to pause a few times because I thought I might give myself a hernia. Just don't understand how she's still alive! I wonder how many times she's been threatened with bodily harm. Well, she did admit to having had her assed kicked a couple of times for talking too much.

OH MY HOLY LATTE!!!!!!! I am dyin'!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck some grains of salt, we gonna need holy water and garlic up in this bitch!!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

OH MY HOLY LATTE!!!!!!! I am dyin'!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck some grains of salt, we gonna need holy water and garlic up in this bitch!!!!

Welcome back, sweetie!

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

OH MY HOLY LATTE!!!!!!! I am dyin'!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck some grains of salt, we gonna need holy water and garlic up in this bitch!!!!

Welcome back, sweetie!

Hey hon but you know what I'm bout to do...memba?

I love her! She is a mess, but an honest mess!

Someone tell Kim to wash her itchy ass scalp so she can stop patting it! Shit, he's gonna rubb off all the hair at the top.

Wash yo hair Kim so you can stop distracting me with all that scratching while I watch your videos. You making me wanna itch.

And take that ring off, that shits ugly. Looks like you took that piece of plastic offa a clunky old lamp and stuck it on your finger. Love ya gurl!

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

Welcome back, sweetie!

Hey hon but you know what I'm bout to do...memba?

Whatchu talkin 'bout, gull?

Shyra said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Hey hon but you know what I'm bout to do...memba?

Whatchu talkin 'bout, gull?

sumthin'

Shyra said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Hey hon but you know what I'm bout to do...memba?

Whatchu talkin 'bout, gull?

You already know it ain't good

paintedlady said:

I love her! She is a mess, but an honest mess!

Someone tell Kim to wash her itchy ass scalp so she can stop patting it! Shit, he's gonna rubb off all the hair at the top.

Wash yo hair Kim so you can stop distracting me with all that scratching while I watch your videos. You making me wanna itch.

And take that ring off, that shits ugly. Looks like you took that piece of plastic offa a clunky old lamp and stuck it on your finger. Love ya gurl!

her weave is itching. I think this happens when the hair grows out. I love watching sistahs weave pat....its funny to me and I know how they feel cuz I have worn my hair in cornrolls and after a month - THE ITCH IS ON!!!

SCNDLS said:

Shyra said:

Whatchu talkin 'bout, gull?

You already know it ain't good

Chile, I cain wait!

DesireeNevermind said:

paintedlady said:

I love her! She is a mess, but an honest mess!

Someone tell Kim to wash her itchy ass scalp so she can stop patting it! Shit, he's gonna rubb off all the hair at the top.

Wash yo hair Kim so you can stop distracting me with all that scratching while I watch your videos. You making me wanna itch.

And take that ring off, that shits ugly. Looks like you took that piece of plastic offa a clunky old lamp and stuck it on your finger. Love ya gurl!

her weave is itching. I think this happens when the hair grows out. I love watching sistahs weave pat....its funny to me and I know how they feel cuz I have worn my hair in cornrolls and after a month - THE ITCH IS ON!!!

Yeah, it's that plus dry scalp. But I wore weaves for 2-3 months at a time and never itched.

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

her weave is itching. I think this happens when the hair grows out. I love watching sistahs weave pat....its funny to me and I know how they feel cuz I have worn my hair in cornrolls and after a month - THE ITCH IS ON!!!

Yeah, it's that plus dry scalp. But I wore weaves for 2-3 months at a time and never itched.

Yeah but you got the good hair. Let's be real....Kim wearing that Korean mess. 1B/30.

DesireeNevermind said:

SCNDLS said:

Yeah, it's that plus dry scalp. But I wore weaves for 2-3 months at a time and never itched.

Yeah but you got the good hair. Let's be real....Kim wearing that Korean mess. 1B/30.

You do gotta pernt cuz I could reuse my hair for a year if I didn't cut it much. Her shit is straight yaki.

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Yeah but you got the good hair. Let's be real....Kim wearing that Korean mess. 1B/30.

You do gotta pernt cuz I could reuse my hair for a year if I didn't cut it much. Her shit is straight yaki.

Harlepolis said:

Since you guys are avid watchers of The Real Fake Ass Housewives Of Atlanta she's a constant commentator of the show, but she touches on other celebs as well. I'll tell you one thing, my nostrils haven't consumed so much damn caffeine in god knows when You remember her, the one who brought to you the Eddie Long rant.

Warning: Grains of salt should be within reach.

[youtube]

There's so many wrong things, I gave up counting

speechless.

SCNDLS said:

DesireeNevermind said:

her weave is itching. I think this happens when the hair grows out. I love watching sistahs weave pat....its funny to me and I know how they feel cuz I have worn my hair in cornrolls and after a month - THE ITCH IS ON!!!

Yeah, it's that plus dry scalp. But I wore weaves for 2-3 months at a time and never itched.

Exactly, girlfriend needs a wash, and some good rinsing. Itchiness can happen if conditioner residue is on the scalp.

My dry scalp can't take any braids longer than a week, it'll look like someone poured cereal crumbs on my head.

I love Kim though, she always has me rolling!

Shyra said:

Well, she did admit to having had her assed kicked a couple of times for talking too much.

Only a couple? I'm surprised nobody ripped her spinal chord yet. She's taking names left & right between her "praise the lords" And I thought Sheryl Underwood talked some big shit.

This is where I first heard of her...

That is one rough bama bitch

And she spared LisaRaye NO grief.....

Harlepolis said:

And she spared LisaRaye NO grief.....

I am so glad you posted these in one thread... Imma have to subscribe now...

she needs her own reality-talk show

^ I would be a faithful watcher of her reality show.

I'm sure that this topic's been chopped to death in the Music forum but I didn't see it. But since my ace boom coons are up in here I'ma AKS ya'll now:

What ya'll think 'bout Erykah being preggers wit baby #4 by baby daddy #4 who happened to be the arresting officer when she did her nekkid video here in Dallas?

Huh, what?

As far as Miss Kim, I wanna know what happened at Float and Flutter Lashes cuz she was givin' 'em mad love then all of a sudden it was some problems.

SCNDLS said:

As far as Miss Kim, I wanna know what happened at Float and Flutter Lashes cuz she was givin' 'em mad love then all of a sudden it was some problems.

I don't even know what the hell ghetto scrambled eggs & bacon mess Float & Flutter is, but between her tirade, I kinda had the impression that they suddenly stopped taking her calls.

Shit, who could blame them? The bitch is nosey as an anteater. And thats an understatement.

Harlepolis said:

SCNDLS said:

As far as Miss Kim, I wanna know what happened at Float and Flutter Lashes cuz she was givin' 'em mad love then all of a sudden it was some problems.

I don't even know what the hell ghetto scrambled eggs & bacon mess Float & Flutter is, but between her tirade, I kinda had the impression that they suddenly stopped taking her calls.

Shit, who could blame them? The bitch is nosey as an anteater. And thats an understatement.

I gathered it's the spot where she gets her lashes or "eye tabs" as we call 'em here DID.

SCNDLS said:

I'm sure that this topic's been chopped to death in the Music forum but I didn't see it. But since my ace boom coons are up in here I'ma AKS ya'll now:

What ya'll think 'bout Erykah being preggers wit baby #4 by baby daddy #4 who happened to be the arresting officer when she did her nekkid video here in Dallas?

Huh, what?

My friends and I have been debating this for a minute now. We moved on to Flo Rida choppin' down Eva Pigforn **cough** I mean Marcil.

Anyway. On the one hand I think it shows incredibly bad judgement on her part and this dude is not exactly quality material if ya know what I mean. Plus where are the other kids fathers? It must be a pain scheduling weekends with daddy while keeping the kids with their siblings. I don't know how you manage that mess. Plus...to me...it makes sistahs look bad. We already get our fair share of Maury Povich baby momma drama.

On the other hand, as my friends have ganged up on me **cough** pointed out, ERyka is a grown ass financially secure woman who apparently likes rearing children and if she has the resources and the time then she should have as many kids by as many men as she wants. Men do this so why not women.

I'm still thinking she's trifling. And I am disturbed by her knee fat. How the hell you gonna be a skinny minnie and have all that ugly ass knee fat? Suck that shit out already.