Masturbating is an essential part of my married life

so i get the urge in the craziest places

sometimes at work i have to close the door.....

and in a lingerie stores fitting room .....

where is the craziest place u have...... lets say ummmmm helped yourself????????

what a bunch of closet wankers u guys r!!!!!

I only helped my bf at unusual places, but never myself. I guess I am boring

Serious said:

I only helped my bf at unusual places, but never myself. I guess I am boring

u helped him!!!

that's not wanking

that's doing it!!!

so spill it.... where??????

physco185 said:

Serious said:

I only helped my bf at unusual places, but never myself. I guess I am boring

u helped him!!!

that's not wanking

that's doing it!!!

so spill it.... where??????

I never did it with my current sweetie in unusual places, apart from his balcony, but I guess that doesn't count. They only things I did with him were just blowjobs and jerking him off. In his car on the main road of his village stopping everytime when somebody came to close. Everybody knows everybody there and greets you when you are inside your car On the beach with people being around not very far away. And outside a hotel taking care that the security and the people passing by didn't notice. The latest one was in the dark though.

zaza said:

On the bus.

where did u put your cum?????

i need to know because sometimes i catch buses and things there don't look right

Serious said:

physco185 said:

u helped him!!!

that's not wanking

that's doing it!!!

so spill it.... where??????

I never did it with my current sweetie in unusual places, apart from his balcony, but I guess that doesn't count. They only things I did with him were just blowjobs and jerking him off. In his car on the main road of his village stopping everytime when somebody came to close. Everybody knows everybody there and greets you when you are inside your car On the beach with people being around not very far away. And outside a hotel taking care that the security and the people passing by didn't notice. The latest one was in the dark though.

i really like u serious!!!!!!

u rock!!!

physco185 said:

I guess at work when I used to do makeup.

You know just get the urge then go to the bathroom and rub one out real quick.

I had to put a stop to that though cause you can't hardly go to a Macy's bathroom to rub one out and not get some "company" peekin round the corner. George Michael-in' it was last thing I needed to be fired for.

zaza said:

physco185 said:

where did u put your cum?????

i need to know because sometimes i catch buses and things there don't look right

Paper handkerchief

so the windows r just dirty i guess

physco185 said:

johnart said:

I guess at work when I used to do makeup.

You know just get the urge then go to the bathroom and rub one out real quick.

I had to put a stop to that though cause you can't hardly go to a Macy's bathroom to rub one out and not get some "company" peekin round the corner. George Michael-in' it was last thing I needed to be fired for.

thank god my office has a door that locks!!!!

after a long day... i pop a bit of porn on my computer - lock the door and ....

u know the rest

zaza said:

physco185 said:

so the windows r just dirty i guess

Well, I've never been to Australia..

u have to b careful here

our paper handkerchiefs r bio-degradable :lol:

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physco185 said:

physco185 said:

Serious said:

I never did it with my current sweetie in unusual places, apart from his balcony, but I guess that doesn't count. They only things I did with him were just blowjobs and jerking him off. In his car on the main road of his village stopping everytime when somebody came to close. Everybody knows everybody there and greets you when you are inside your car On the beach with people being around not very far away. And outside a hotel taking care that the security and the people passing by didn't notice. The latest one was in the dark though.

i really like u serious!!!!!!

u rock!!!

Thanks

johnart said:

I guess at work when I used to do makeup.

You know just get the urge then go to the bathroom and rub one out real quick.

I had to put a stop to that though cause you can't hardly go to a Macy's bathroom to rub one out and not get some "company" peekin round the corner. George Michael-in' it was last thing I needed to be fired for.

don't u make him into a verb!!

PositivityNYC said:

johnart said:

I guess at work when I used to do makeup.

You know just get the urge then go to the bathroom and rub one out real quick.

I had to put a stop to that though cause you can't hardly go to a Macy's bathroom to rub one out and not get some "company" peekin round the corner. George Michael-in' it was last thing I needed to be fired for.

don't u make him into a verb!!

on planes, also helped someone else (not a random stranger ) on a plane

Outside in the park during the day, and also around midnight one time where we had a caravan on vacation outside. I could hear people but didn't get caught. The restrooms in highschool...lol

Yeah I'm jacked up.

NMuzakNSoul said:

Outside in the park during the day, and also around midnight one time where we had a caravan on vacation outside. I could hear people but didn't get caught. The restrooms in highschool...lol

Yeah I'm jacked up.

So that's why you're always smiling...

*Mental note: Do NOT shake phsyco185's hand if you ever meet her*

physco185 said:

Masturbating is an essential part of life

where is the craziest place u have...... lets say ummmmm helped yourself????????

There, I fixed it for you.

One of the places I was running for a few years (office manager/bookkeeper/schedule maker/shipping clerk, etc) was always empty. The owners and facilitators were always out of town. I was seriously completely alone in the office for 9/10 of my work year. So if I got the urge I would just lock the front door, lock my office door and handle my business. Then, one time after I had finished and was heading to the bathroom I opened the door to discover that the owner was across the hall in his office. He WASN'T there when I started. Never did that again.

When I was a teenager out hunting in the middle-of-NOWHERE-Oregon wilderness I'd been standing in the same spot for hours, bored out of my mind. I was suddenly arroused so I figured, what the hell! Nothing else to do. It was cold as could be, too. So I had to like, work through layers and remove a glove. I still think about that occasionally and chuckle.

SherryJackson said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Outside in the park during the day, and also around midnight one time where we had a caravan on vacation outside. I could hear people but didn't get caught. The restrooms in highschool...lol

Yeah I'm jacked up.

So that's why you're always smiling...

I actually B4 I go out on a date. So I can actually pay attention 2 what women R saying.

physco185 said:

Masturbating is an essential part of my married life

so i get the urge in the craziest places

sometimes at work i have to close the door.....

and in a lingerie stores fitting room .....

where is the craziest place u have...... lets say ummmmm helped yourself????????

You know most fitting rooms have cameras behind the mirrors.

kewlschool said:

physco185 said:

Masturbating is an essential part of my married life

so i get the urge in the craziest places

sometimes at work i have to close the door.....

and in a lingerie stores fitting room .....

where is the craziest place u have...... lets say ummmmm helped yourself????????

You know most fitting rooms have cameras behind the mirrors.

Oh God....I feel violated now...

SherryJackson said:

kewlschool said:

You know most fitting rooms have cameras behind the mirrors.

Oh God....I feel violated now...

It's illegal to install cameras in the fitting rooms. The cameras are on the entrance to the fitting room area or the area directly outside of them.

physco185 said:

zaza said:

On the bus.

where did u put your cum?????

i need to know because sometimes i catch buses and things there don't look right