StonedImmaculate said:

And this thread is raunchy.

i do my best!!!!

physco185 said:

purplemookiebut said:

right now i'm glad i have super long fingernails. i ain't trying that and breaking one off up in there..if i had a man in my life

did u not c the gloves!!!!!!!

did u see how long my fingernails are? this was coming back insoide after the snowstorm on the 26th

purplemookiebut said:

physco185 said:

did u not c the gloves!!!!!!!

did u see how long my fingernails are? this was coming back insoide after the snowstorm on the 26th

u can always.....

with hot water and plenty of soap!!!!

HAHA na.

purplemookiebut said:

HAHA na.

what!!!!

u didn't even appreciate that i chose a purple one for you!!!!

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physco185 said:

zaza said:

physco185 said:

u can always.....

with hot water and plenty of soap!!!!

What the hell does it have in common with prostate?

we r talking about cleaning ones nails after the boy g spot has been found!!!!!!

physco185 said:

zaza said:

physco185 said:

we r talking about cleaning ones nails after the boy g spot has been found!!!!!!

Oh..

StonedImmaculate said:

paintedlady said:

Men that don't use Scotts tp... the use the soft Charmin tp which leaves a hairy ass-crack full of paper ornaments

Ive been using baby wipes since my 16yr old was born.

That's a CLEAN bootay right there ^^^!

physco185 said:

paintedlady said:

Men that don't use Scotts tp... the use the soft Charmin tp which leaves a hairy ass-crack full of paper ornaments

how come u know so much?????????????????

Experience.

Deadflow3r said:

I wish more men were like you! So many won't let a woman go near their rear door despite the fact that it would clearly make things sooooo much more enjoyable for them. I hear "it's an exit, not an entrance". Come to think of it straight people as a whole are way too inhibited about their arse holes. Meanwhile I would honestly put on a strap on and make like a shemale if I thought it would really get a guy off.

Ain't happenin' - no way, no how!! Only my doctor goes there, and that's just once a year!

paintedlady said:

The entire perenium is a sweet spot if your rub it while performing fellatio, and the G spot is maybe a knuckle deep. Not too evasive. I won't go further anyways.

Ain't no use of sucking a dick if you won't do it right, gotta get behind the ballsack too!

Men were built to get fucked thoroughly. Put a good pounding on your man, he deserves it!

wanna get breakfast sometime?

Wheelman said:

paintedlady said:

The entire perenium is a sweet spot if your rub it while performing fellatio, and the G spot is maybe a knuckle deep. Not too evasive. I won't go further anyways.

Ain't no use of sucking a dick if you won't do it right, gotta get behind the ballsack too!

Men were built to get fucked thoroughly. Put a good pounding on your man, he deserves it!

wanna get breakfast sometime?

*has an appointment set with a test subject tomorrow to find this spot* Muahahahahahahaa....

LadyLuvSexxy said:

*has an appointment set with a test subject tomorrow to find this spot* Muahahahahahahaa....

lucky bastard...

LadyLuvSexxy said:

*has an appointment set with a test subject tomorrow to find this spot* Muahahahahahahaa....

Try your best not to laugh your ass off when he's cumming all hard and hollering like a little girl.

Does this really work? Seriously? Cuz if I put a finger in someones butt, it BETTER work

tinaz said:

Does this really work? Seriously? Cuz if I put a finger in someones butt, it BETTER work

I honestly get a better reaction rubbing the perineum deep and fast in circular motion while stroking the penis with my other hand in unison while performing fellatio. Blo JOB for real... maybe that's why I have carpel-tunnel.

They also have detailed lingam massage technique online.... I'll find a link,

sometimes you don't want a stinky finger.

this was the actual link I learned how to get my start on.

http://www.whitelotuseast...assage.htm

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tinaz said:

Does this really work? Seriously? Cuz if I put a finger in someones butt, it BETTER work

paintedlady said:

tinaz said:

Does this really work? Seriously? Cuz if I put a finger in someones butt, it BETTER work

I honestly get a better reaction rubbing the perineum deep and fast in circular motion while stroking the penis with my other hand in unison while performing fellatio. Blo JOB for real... maybe that's why I have carpel-tunnel.

They also have detailed lingham massage technique online.... I'll find a link,

sometimes you don't want a stinky finger.

I have this whole..."here, smell my finger" thing If you need me to smell it, I know you had it in, on, or around some NASTINESS!

purplemookiebut said:

physco185 said:

did u not c the gloves!!!!!!!

did u see how long my fingernails are? this was coming back insoide after the snowstorm on the 26th

paintedlady said:

tinaz said:

Does this really work? Seriously? Cuz if I put a finger in someones butt, it BETTER work

I honestly get a better reaction rubbing the perineum deep and fast in circular motion while stroking the penis with my other hand in unison while performing fellatio. Blo JOB for real... maybe that's why I have carpel-tunnel.

They also have detailed lingham massage technique online.... I'll find a link,

sometimes you don't want a stinky finger.

this was the actual link I learned how to get my start on.

http://www.whitelotuseast...assage.htm

[Edited 1/6/11 18:33pm]

u r so interesting...

i feel un-educated when u post

tinaz said:

paintedlady said:

I honestly get a better reaction rubbing the perineum deep and fast in circular motion while stroking the penis with my other hand in unison while performing fellatio. Blo JOB for real... maybe that's why I have carpel-tunnel.

They also have detailed lingham massage technique online.... I'll find a link,

sometimes you don't want a stinky finger.

I have this whole..."here, smell my finger" thing If you need me to smell it, I know you had it in, on, or around some NASTINESS!

i just asked a guy.... and he said no thanks!!!!

Thank God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

physco185 said:

paintedlady said:

I honestly get a better reaction rubbing the perineum deep and fast in circular motion while stroking the penis with my other hand in unison while performing fellatio. Blo JOB for real... maybe that's why I have carpel-tunnel.

They also have detailed lingham massage technique online.... I'll find a link,

sometimes you don't want a stinky finger.

this was the actual link I learned how to get my start on.

http://www.whitelotuseast...assage.htm

[Edited 1/6/11 18:33pm]

u r so interesting...

i feel un-educated when u post

Don't feel that way... I feel that way about some others orgers here too...its all relative.

I think you are interesting too! Your threads make GD fun.

paintedlady said:

physco185 said:

u r so interesting...

i feel un-educated when u post

Don't feel that way... I feel that way about some others orgers here too...its all relative.

I think you are interesting too! Your threads make GD fun.

that's so nice!!!

and u 2...

physco185 said:

paintedlady said:

Don't feel that way... I feel that way about some others orgers here too...its all relative.

I think you are interesting too! Your threads make GD fun.

that's so nice!!!

and u 2...

get a room you two... and invite me!

uPtoWnNY said:

Deadflow3r said:

I wish more men were like you! So many won't let a woman go near their rear door despite the fact that it would clearly make things sooooo much more enjoyable for them. I hear "it's an exit, not an entrance". Come to think of it straight people as a whole are way too inhibited about their arse holes. Meanwhile I would honestly put on a strap on and make like a shemale if I thought it would really get a guy off.

Ain't happenin' - no way, no how!! Only my doctor goes there, and that's just once a year!

The fact that the doctor uses his cock has nothing to do with it...

tinaz said:

Does this really work? Seriously? Cuz if I put a finger in someones butt, it BETTER work

Don't do it randomly. Best to get someone's approval first. I tried it once. Not allowed on the Tube anymore.

StonedImmaculate said:

paintedlady said:

Men that don't use Scotts tp... the use the soft Charmin tp which leaves a hairy ass-crack full of paper ornaments

Ive been using baby wipes since my 16yr old was born.

They have those for adults over here. It's like the working person's solution to a bidet!