johnart said:

RubyButterfly said:

I have to admit I saw this commercial a few times over the last weeks and was very interested.

So I Googled and found a few sites discussing them and, after reading what actual women who'd ordered them had to say, I came to my senses!

The commercial sure makes them sound great though.

FauxReal said:

Bathroom hygiene assistants. Whoever invented this position can go fuck themselves. When they're done with that, I'll hand them a paper towel and soap for clean up. They can leave me some money for my help.

FauxReal said:

Bathroom hygiene assistants. Whoever invented this position can go fuck themselves. When they're done with that, I'll hand them a paper towel and soap for clean up. They can leave me some money for my help.

Yes!

Cell phones.

FauxReal said:

Bathroom hygiene assistants. Whoever invented this position can go fuck themselves. When they're done with that, I'll hand them a paper towel and soap for clean up. They can leave me some money for my help.

hmmm I don't know there is always gonna be some nasty mf who needs to be reminded or coerced into washing their hands before putting their itty bitty germs on the door knob

heybaby said:

FauxReal said:

Bathroom hygiene assistants. Whoever invented this position can go fuck themselves. When they're done with that, I'll hand them a paper towel and soap for clean up. They can leave me some money for my help.

hmmm I don't know there is always gonna be some nasty mf who needs to be reminded or coerced into washing their hands before putting their itty bitty germs on the door knob

Hello there.

johnart said:

purplemookiebut said:

omg. i'd live in those

Indoors, I hope.

nope. i'd go everywhere. a step up from going to the bank in my family guy or sesame street pj bottoms.....

JDInteractive said:

heybaby said:

hmmm I don't know there is always gonna be some nasty mf who needs to be reminded or coerced into washing their hands before putting their itty bitty germs on the door knob

Hello there.

Hey baby

NDRU said:

i wish i had a psintball gun to use anyone with one of those as target practice..i hate that sound!!

Vests. something I never understood.

purplemookiebut said:

johnart said:

Indoors, I hope.

nope. i'd go everywhere. a step up from going to the bank in my family guy or sesame street pj bottoms.....

There are no words...

When I see someone in the street in PJs, I assume there has been no interaction with water between the bed and the door.

I was trying to find a picture of a car alarm...

heybaby said:

heybaby said:

Vests. something I never understood.

good observation

JDInteractive said:

What modern convenience should never have been invented? Cigarettes I'd have to say. What about you?

Yeah, they aren't a convenience but they never should have been invented, and should be outlawed.

But if we're going that wide, then I guess gunpowder is #1 on the list of things I Wish We Didn't Have.

High fructose corn syrup

silicon glaze for hair

silicon filler for boobs and other bodyparts

KY intense

underwire bras

Vibrators!!!

oh wait....maybe I mean men.....

It is a shame to have to rely on a piece of plastic for something a man should be willing to devote 30 minutes of his time to help me achieve.....

BklynBabe said:

Vibrators!!!

oh wait....maybe I mean men.....

It is a shame to have to rely on a piece of plastic for something a man should be willing to devote 30 minutes of his time to help me achieve.....

He can always watch and learn...

"See asshole? THIS is how you do that dammit! Ugh UGH ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... see? Two mutha frekkin minutes and I'M DONE! Is that so hard? Good grief!"

BklynBabe said:

Vibrators!!!

oh wait....maybe I mean men.....

It is a shame to have to rely on a piece of plastic for something a man should be willing to devote 30 minutes of his time to help me achieve.....

30 minutes of moving at the speed of a vibrator?! yeah no problem

NDRU said:

BklynBabe said:

Vibrators!!!

oh wait....maybe I mean men.....

It is a shame to have to rely on a piece of plastic for something a man should be willing to devote 30 minutes of his time to help me achieve.....

30 minutes of moving at the speed of a vibrator?! yeah no problem

The plastic only takes a few.....

paintedlady said:

NDRU said:

30 minutes of moving at the speed of a vibrator?! yeah no problem

The plastic only takes a few.....

NDRU said:

paintedlady said:

The plastic only takes a few.....

that's why I think they are a a great invention

Same here

vainandy said:

Cell phones.

I tend to agree with that. But I think they and all the other portable music and computing devices (which are thankfully morping into one) that so many people now use were completely and totally innevitable. So I guess my problem isn't the invention of the devices, but the way people abuse them. Like, microwaves are great, but they were never intended to be the sole cooking device for your entire family.

FauxReal said:

Bathroom hygiene assistants.

totally useless job

Maybe we should give them a clipboard and have them ask people on the street "if they'd like to end violence against women" or "stop world hunger" I'm not crazy about those people either

Television... just think if it wasn't invented people would have done so many more productive things...

TheScouser said:

Television... just think if it wasn't invented people would have done so many more productive things...

this is probably true

Part of me thinks that TV & the internet are equalising the levels of education in society. We have such easy access to information, and I have learned an incredible amount from TV. Unfortunately, nobody is choosing useful information to learn.