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Have you ever been in a food fight? Who with and how did it start? Did you win?!

One time in Jr. High, there were rumors of a major food fight.

My cousin Erin and I brought umbrellas, so when (Artie Lang the comedian) stood up and yelled "Food Fight!", she and I put them up and ducked down.

We still got detention, because the really mean VP said that since we were prepared, we had prior knowledge and were therefore guilty of conspiracy...

Several.... but when I was a teen, I threw a raw egg on my sisters forehead. She was older and usually bullying me. She chased me and cornered me in the kitchen. Then a furious egg fight ensued.

Yeah, we both lost... when mom saw what happened to her kitchen. fun times!

paintedlady said:

Several.... but when I was a teen, I threw a raw egg on my sisters forehead. She was older and usually bullying me. She chased me and cornered me in the kitchen. Then a furious egg fight ensued.

Yeah, we both lost... when mom saw what happened to her kitchen. fun times!

I know that was a slimy, sticky mess!

As a kid, I had some American friends who were really into that kind of stuff but personally, I never understood the appeal of food fights. It´s probably my upbringing because as a kid I was taught that food is something that is almost sacred and it should always be respected and cherished, and not be played with or thrown against people.In my culture, people would never even touch a piece of bread with their feet when they see it on the street and rather pick it up and place it somewhere where it can´t be kicked away or "disrespected" in some other way.

I don´t mind people having food fights but, knowing that there are millions,or maybe billions, of starving people on this planet, and not just in some far away countries but right here among us, I would never have the nerve to join a food fight, and I also make sure not to waste too much food. Call me old fashioned but that´s my stance regarding food and food fights.

chocolate1 said:

paintedlady said:

Several.... but when I was a teen, I threw a raw egg on my sisters forehead. She was older and usually bullying me. She chased me and cornered me in the kitchen. Then a furious egg fight ensued.

Yeah, we both lost... when mom saw what happened to her kitchen. fun times!

I know that was a slimy, sticky mess!

Eggs smart when they make contact, even raw ones. Yeah, we were on cleaning duty for a long time after that one.

BlackAdder7 said:

over the years i've learned to always bring a slingshot to dinner. that way you can really fling the leftovers.

thanks for the tip!

KoolEaze said:

As a kid, I had some American friends who were really into that kind of stuff but personally, I never understood the appeal of food fights. It´s probably my upbringing because as a kid I was taught that food is something that is almost sacred and it should always be respected and cherished, and not be played with or thrown against people.In my culture, people would never even touch a piece of bread with their feet when they see it on the street and rather pick it up and place it somewhere where it can´t be kicked away or "disrespected" in some other way.

I don´t mind people having food fights but, knowing that there are millions,or maybe billions, of starving people on this planet, and not just in some far away countries but right here among us, I would never have the nerve to join a food fight, and I also make sure not to waste too much food. Call me old fashioned but that´s my stance regarding food and food fights.

My Dad woulda killed me. Wasting food was almost like a sin.

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

over the years i've learned to always bring a slingshot to dinner. that way you can really fling the leftovers.

personally, i prefer to use my bra...the cup is perfect for holding jello

there are so many ways to go with that...

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

personally, i prefer to use my bra...the cup is perfect for holding jello

yes, i know

is that what happened to my new lace bra????

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

yes, i know

is that what happened to my new lace bra????

i tried to use the lace, but the jello squished through it.

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

is that what happened to my new lace bra????

i tried to use the lace, but the jello squished through it.

okay, well that explains a lot.

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

i tried to use the lace, but the jello squished through it.

okay, well I told you not to squeeze so hard.

is that what "more....more" means?

Yeah! We had an inpromptu food fight one night at the frat house. No one won, or everyone won - depending on how you look at it.

We all cleaned up by swimming in the fountain in front of the main building.

But the better story is that for my daughter's 13th birthday last year, we had a REAL food fight in the back yard. We put up stations around the yard with various food-fight-friendly items, and let the girls have at it.

Then they hosed themselves off (they were in swimsuits). All the girls loved it, and so did my wife and I. Easiest party cleanup ever!

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

okay, well I told you not to squeeze so hard.

is that what "toro bravo!" means?

sweetie, that's a bullfighting term, not a jello fighting term

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

is that what "toro bravo!" means?

sweetie, that's a bullfighting term, not a jello fighting term

and a jello fighting term would be?

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

sweetie, that's a bullfighting term, not a jello fighting term

and a jello fighting term would be?

squisho! squisho!

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

and a jello fighting term would be?

squisho! squisho!

I refuse to say squisho squisho. it is so not me.

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

squisho! squisho!

I refuse to say squisho squisho. it is so not me.

well, perhaps not all of us are qualified to be jello fighters. i'm just saying

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

I refuse to say squisho squisho. it is so not me.

well, perhaps not all of us are qualified to be jello fighters. i'm just saying. personally, I say blubbo blubbo

i'll stick to throwing eggs, thank you

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

well, perhaps not all of us are qualified to be jello fighters. i'm just saying. personally, I say blubbo blubbo

i'll stick to throwing eggs, thank you

blubbo! blubbo!

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

i'll stick to throwing eggs, thank you

blubbo! blubbo!

Blubbo! Blubbo!

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

blubbo! blubbo!

Blubbo! Blubbo!

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

Blubbo! Blubbo!

just another one of your many talents!

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

just another one of your many talents!

doooon't try to sweet talk me, buddy. i'm still getting over blubbo blubbo

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

just another one of your many talents!

doooon't try to sweet talk me, buddy. i'm still getting over blubbo blubbo

that's because you aren't saying it right...try again...

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

doooon't try to sweet talk me, buddy. i'm still getting over blubbo blubbo

that's because you aren't saying it right...try again...

obbulb obbulb!

I've only gone as far as putting fish fingers in my sisters pockets

and some boys ganged up on me once and shoved a bunch of pancakes down my shirt

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

I've only gone as far as putting fish fingers in my sisters pockets

and some boys ganged up on me once and shoved a bunch of pancakes down my shirt

Must've been the world's least flattest pancakes after that...

hang on, they were actually crepes