blueblossom said:

paintedlady said:

The body NEEDS touch, it really does, so what about allowing someone to shampoo your hair? A deep tissue massage?

Or what about relaxing stretching/warm up movements or bellydance (or some other form of dance that's fun) to start you on your way?

Same questions go to physco too. You NEED that endorphine rush to get seratonin flowing somehow, otherwise the body really suffers.

I could stretch for his wallet but thats about it!

Then a trip to the hair salon it is!

Those services where people touch you provide therapy and relive stress. Get a manicurist that provides a good hand massage with the mani. Even a paraffin treatment after is great!

A chair massage is great for those busy days you can only spare 15-30 minutes also.

Take the edge off, you deserve it!

whistle said:

purplemookiebut said:

i am hot though so i never understood it either. well my one fling i actually had a crush on for 11 months. worked together. never said a word to each other. i told a coworker he was hot and she goes and tells him. so he gives her his # for me. thought it wad bullshit so after the weekend past i conforonted him. we met up that night and hooked up. then like 2 months later he moved away...

some sex life,eh?

are you looking for a boyfriend or just a good time?

i'll take anything right now! boyfriend. fuck buddy. one night stand. i dont care!!!!! i'm a Scorpio dammit!

!!!!! OH!!!!!

How could I forget.... HUGS!!

If you have kids in your life, hug them and keep hugging them! Hugs do you so good!

Or a pet.... cuddle time! Well, not just any pet... a fish won't do, but a dog, or cat... heck even playing with a gerbil, just watch the turds.

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paintedlady said:

!!!!! OH!!!!!

How could I forget.... HUGS!!

If you have kids in your life, hug them and keep hugging them! Hugs do you so good!

Or a pet.... cuddle time! Well, not just any pet... a fish won't do, but a dog, or cat... heck even playing with a gerbil, just watch the turds.

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My 4 puppies are with my bf in Trinidad .

But great advice .

I'm in a sex drought. But I'm married with 2 kids so that's predictable. What's y'alls excuse?

It's been about 2 months for me, but I've been ill then in recovery for about 4 weeks. It hasn't been rough...guess when you feel like shit you don't care about these things.

But I'm back on the market and have a date this weekend so drought will be over in a few days.

purplemookiebut said:

i intimidate most guys with all my tattoos. i'm shy. i don't really drink and i don't get out much....

i hate watching jersey shore on how easy it is for them to meet ppl. friggin manwhores. jealous. bet they all got herpes!!

oh yeah i can be a sarcastic bitch too

Hello

It's only been 3 months for me, but I started working in a sex shoppe, and now I'm hornier than ever!!!!

MajesticOne89 said:

purplemookiebut said:

i intimidate most guys with all my tattoos. i'm shy. i don't really drink and i don't get out much....

i hate watching jersey shore on how easy it is for them to meet ppl. friggin manwhores. jealous. bet they all got herpes!!

oh yeah i can be a sarcastic bitch too

Hello

ScarletScandal said:

It's only been 3 months for me, but I started working in a sex shoppe, and now I'm hornier than ever!!!!

but there is plenty to do ...right????

I know someone who chose celibacy for over a decade.... she just got tired of all the BS from men she was dating

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Two years.

Then 5 months.

after I had my first baby I didn't want to be touched for about 6 months, that was in 2000. Prior to that there was a 10 week stint in 1992.

When I get that feelin I want sexual Healin,

Sexual Healin!

IamFunkay7 said:

When I get that feelin I want sexual Healin,

Sexual Healin!

the last apt I had... somebody across the courtyard cranked that song good and loud *every* dang Sunday morning...

physco185 said:

ScarletScandal said:

It's only been 3 months for me, but I started working in a sex shoppe, and now I'm hornier than ever!!!!

but there is plenty to do ...right????

Say what? Man....old raggedy ass nasty pervotic men try to pick me up ALL the time! But they leave dissapointed.

9 months without even jerking off? I don't believe that.

If so, your balls must be the size of a fully blown water balloon.

Seriously, your gonna spray a fountain of cum inside a pussy and give the woman quintuplets.

ScarletScandal said:

physco185 said:

but there is plenty to do ...right????

Say what? Man....old raggedy ass nasty pervotic men try to pick me up ALL the time! But they leave dissapointed.

that would be a fun job! i got two friends that sell stuff like that at parties like its tupperware.

that deleted scene from jackass of knoxville trying to return a used tou was epic

purplemookiebut said:

ScarletScandal said:

Say what? Man....old raggedy ass nasty pervotic men try to pick me up ALL the time! But they leave dissapointed.

that would be a fun job! i got two friends that sell stuff like that at parties like its tupperware.

that deleted scene from jackass of knoxville trying to return a used tou was epic

LOL!! Oh, it's fun alright.

ScarletScandal said:

purplemookiebut said:

that would be a fun job! i got two friends that sell stuff like that at parties like its tupperware.

that deleted scene from jackass of knoxville trying to return a used tou was epic

LOL!! Oh, it's fun alright.

do you carry purple vein or edward penishands? they sound like they'd be funny. i saw a clip from the edward spoof. looks so funny! and omfg at purple vein just from the poster alone!!