Had hemorrhoid surgery today, thank god for lortabs!

weused2luvhim said:

Had hemorrhoid surgery today, thank god for lortabs!

No but I had my balls snipped once.

good 4 u .... you must be so relieved

AND this better NOT turn into a pic thread!!!!!!

Not I ~ though 3 female friends have had theirs done

one for hems and the other 2 "for looks " they wanted their but holes to look nicer

?

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FauxReal said:

weused2luvhim said:

Had hemorrhoid surgery today, thank god for lortabs!

No but I had my balls snipped once.

why

Mach said:

Not I ~ though 3 female friends have had theirs done

one for hems and the other 2 "for looks " they wanted their but holes to look nices

?

At least u can say that your friends have the nicest ass holes ever

physco185 said:

FauxReal said:

No but I had my balls snipped once.

why

So no more babies would come out.

FauxReal said:

physco185 said:

why

So no more babies would come out.

oh... ok.. i forgot about that one

weused2luvhim said:

Had hemorrhoid surgery today, thank god for lortabs!

OMG that is like a huge fear of mine (and I don't even suffer from any kind of chronic hemorroid issues). Just the thought of having to have surgery back there makes me

How do you shit right now? Do you have stitches? Does the poop get on them? Are you afraid to wipe?

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Mach said:

Not I ~ though 3 female friends have had theirs done

one for hems and the other 2 "for looks " they wanted their but holes to look nicer

?

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A brown-eye job???

Mach said:

Not I ~ though 3 female friends have had theirs done

one for hems and the other 2 "for looks " they wanted their but holes to look nicer

?

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Are you serious!?!

How do they look different now?

Lammastide said:

Mach said:

Not I ~ though 3 female friends have had theirs done

one for hems and the other 2 "for looks " they wanted their but holes to look nicer

?

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Are you serious!?!

How do they look different now?

I am serious

I have no idea what their butt holes looked like prior so ...

FauxReal said:

weused2luvhim said:

Had hemorrhoid surgery today, thank god for lortabs!

No but I had my balls snipped once.

Oh shit man. That sounds painful. Glad you survived that one.

johnart said:

weused2luvhim said:

Had hemorrhoid surgery today, thank god for lortabs!

OMG that is like a huge fear of mine (and I don't even suffer from any kind of chronic hemorroid issues). Just the thought of having to have surgery back there makes me

How do you shit right now? Do you have stitches? Does the poop get on them? Are you afraid to wipe?

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FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

StonedImmaculate said:

johnart said:

OMG that is like a huge fear of mine (and I don't even suffer from any kind of chronic hemorroid issues). Just the thought of having to have surgery back there makes me

How do you shit right now? Do you have stitches? Does the poop get on them? Are you afraid to wipe?

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FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

I'm serious tho. These are truly the things that make me terrified of ever having to have butthole surgery.

Also fear of pushing a turd out (especially if on pain meds and constipated) and busting the stitches.

I've had an episiotomy, so NEARLY there, and that was like sitting on a razorblade for 2 weeks after

phunkdaddy said:

FauxReal said:

No but I had my balls snipped once.

Oh shit man. That sounds painful. Glad you survived that one.

I did, but a million children died, which is sad.

FauxReal said:

phunkdaddy said:

Oh shit man. That sounds painful. Glad you survived that one.

I did, but a million children died, which is sad.

For the children.

Mach said:

Not I ~ though 3 female friends have had theirs done

one for hems and the other 2 "for looks " they wanted their but holes to look nicer

?

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I nice assholes!

Dave1992 said:

Mach said:

Not I ~ though 3 female friends have had theirs done

one for hems and the other 2 "for looks " they wanted their but holes to look nicer

?

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I nice assholes!

i wasn't going to post on this thread at all.....

What a lovely thread!

My response - No, but if I ever needed asshole surgery, i'd have it. Definitely.

Hope you have a speedy recovery, weused2luvhim.

The title of this thread makes me think of an asshole switchblade fight.

johnart said:

StonedImmaculate said:

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

I'm serious tho. These are truly the things that make me terrified of ever having to have butthole surgery.

Also fear of pushing a turd out (especially if on pain meds and constipated) and busting the stitches.

It's a bitch. Haven't dropped a deuce yet. Not looking forwartd to it either.

johnart said:

StonedImmaculate said:

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

I'm serious tho. These are truly the things that make me terrified of ever having to have butthole surgery.

Also fear of pushing a turd out (especially if on pain meds and constipated) and busting the stitches.

that thought is very scary, same with polyp surgery, yikes!

Mach said:

Not I ~ though 3 female friends have had theirs done

one for hems and the other 2 "for looks " they wanted their but holes to look nicer

?

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oh my lord

Not the women, the ones who are looking

XxAxX said:

Dave1992 said:

I nice assholes!

i wasn't going to post on this thread at all..... :box: does anyone have a place to recommend for anal bleaching?...i'm dying to do that..:box:

:shock:

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ZombieKitten said:

I've had an episiotomy, so NEARLY there, and that was like sitting on a razorblade for 2 weeks after

!!! Me too!

I was too scared to shit after... I finally shat (is that proper English?) days later... just couldn't hold it in any more and it was worse than giving birth. I was doing lamaze breathing exercises on the toilet holding on to my knees.

I will never forget it, since I gave birth to my son at 3:45am Dec. 28.... then I didn't shit until New Year's. My hospital roomy ran in while I was pushing out a hard one, knees to my ears, and she was like " HAPPY N.... OH DAMN! I'll come back later.."

yeah... it was horrible. Glad I got my asshole back.

weused2luvhim said:

johnart said:

I'm serious tho. These are truly the things that make me terrified of ever having to have butthole surgery.

Also fear of pushing a turd out (especially if on pain meds and constipated) and busting the stitches.

It's a bitch. Haven't dropped a deuce yet. Not looking forwartd to it either.

We'll be there cheering you on...in spirit.