SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

I just watched my first episode (from this season;last year I could only find one or two online)

These tricks are too much for me. They make me absolutely ecstatic that I don't live in Miami Beach anymore. Is this what the Beach has come to? What's with that Evylyn Lozada chick? She looks like a bully, and while she's pretty, she's evidently not aware that there are thousands of Latinas in Miami that will slay her looks wise. Girls that look like her are a dime a dozen in the Sunshine State, I don't get where all her bad-ass-ness is coming from...and furthermore, why do they keep calling these franchises Housewives???? These is some wifey wanna-be bottom ishes. Isn't Jennifer the only one that's married, to that Roger Rabbit lookin' dude that told her on an episode last year that he has to cheat because he looks at it as an post-game stress release?

Chile please.

Roger Rabbit??? Awwww, hecky naw, you being too kind. Try Herman Munster. Ain't that much money in the world.

Gurl, it's about them buck teef!!! I wouldn't want those chompers no where near my delicates

phunkdaddy said:

bboy87 said:

fuck that, he could've smashed Royce instead!

Yeah you can pick Royce lil ass up and blow that up while standing.

What does she weigh 80 lbs.

She got the better body too. She and Evelyn were walking around in one episode and it was like the booty was coming out the TV

Oh and here's Jennifer's pictures (NSFW)

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/ea/16711680/wshhw145P78EOz4K1808

bboy87 said:

phunkdaddy said:

Yeah you can pick Royce lil ass up and blow that up while standing.

What does she weigh 80 lbs.

She got the better body too. She and Evelyn were walking around in one episode and it was like the booty was coming out the TV

Oh and here's Jennifer's pictures (NSFW)

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/ea/16711680/wshhw145P78EOz4K1808

Jennifer has some nice ta ta's.

You can palm Royce's ass like a basketball and you can yank that ass back and

forth like a yo yo.

SCNDLS said:

She's a TRIP! I can't believe Chad Johnson finnta marry this OBVIOUS golddigger. These athletes are dumber than a box o' rocks.

A fool and his money.....

uPtoWnNY said:

SCNDLS said:

She's a TRIP! I can't believe Chad Johnson finnta marry this OBVIOUS golddigger. These athletes are dumber than a box o' rocks.

A fool and his money.....

After her petty tweet with the engagement ring it was pretty obvious she ain't innit fa love

phunkdaddy said:

bboy87 said:

fuck that, he could've smashed Royce instead!

Yeah you can pick Royce lil ass up and blow that up while standing.

What does she weigh 80 lbs.

She looks like a lil girl. It's weird.

I just checked out Football Wives, and I have to say I think I like them better. Something about that Texas thing, they're kind of over the top and some of them remind me of a sports version of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . The Basketball Wives come off as used up groupies (although we know Shaunie has money from her divorce)...

It's confusing as hell, I'm not getting the point of the show except seeing girls getting loud and indignant in resturants and throwing drinks in other girls faces. Oh, and crying about a relationship that ended a while ago. What the heck do they do with their lives except whine and complain about who's talking about them?

bboy87 said:

She got the better body too. She and Evelyn were walking around in one episode and it was like the booty was coming out the TV

Oh and here's Jennifer's pictures (NSFW)

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/ea/16711680/wshhw145P78EOz4K1808

morningsong said:

It's confusing as hell, I'm not getting the point of the show except seeing girls getting loud and indignant in resturants and throwing drinks in other girls faces. Oh, and crying about a relationship that ended a while ago. What the heck do they do with their lives except whine and complain about who's talking about them?

That's it! That's why think I wasn't enjoying the show! I noticed that with the Football Wives (while still employing the whole pack of chicks with one villainess slant), are all actually married (except for one who lives with her boyfriend and works two jobs and bosses him around cause she doesn't want to take his money ) Their husbands get active screen time on the show. You also get a real feeling that football is the air they breathe, and you see everybody interacting not just at parties, but at home, they have discussions about life after football and how to transition, the kids are all up under the parents (with the dads taking part in rearing them). Those chicks all even know how to play football, even annoying ass Pilar (which I saw in one episode when they had a friendly match to make up after a catfight). On the whole they just seem to have fuller, more interesting lives than the Basketball Groupies that just play dress up, and sit around whining about the men they're not with anymore.

Holy shit! I literally have tears rolling down my face laughing at Tami's ghetto ass tonight! My first good laugh of the new year, " 'round this motherf*****!"

I just can't do this kind of reality tv. Anything that involves some kind of competition, cool. Anything that involves watching trainwrecks, I pass.

Adisa said:

Holy shit! I literally have tears rolling down my face laughing at Tami's ghetto ass tonight! My first good laugh of the new year, " 'round this motherf*****!"

I was flippin' channels and came across this shit during that scene. Life and Kenny A. been HARD on Tammy. Lawd, when she kicked her shoes off and unleashed them paws I was too throwed

SCNDLS said:

Adisa said:

Holy shit! I literally have tears rolling down my face laughing at Tami's ghetto ass tonight! My first good laugh of the new year, " 'round this motherf*****!"

I was flippin' channels and came across this shit during that scene. Life and Kenny A. been HARD on Tammy. Lawd, when she kicked her shoes off and unleashed them paws I was too throwed

Did you actually get a good look at them damn feet? Oh shit, I'm still lauging! And notice how Evelyn and Shaunie's punk asses didn't have their girl's back. Like Geto Boys they was scareder than a muthaf****!

Food stamps! "round this motherf****

[Edited 1/10/11 5:13am]

Adisa said:

SCNDLS said:

I was flippin' channels and came across this shit during that scene. Life and Kenny A. been HARD on Tammy. Lawd, when she kicked her shoes off and unleashed them paws I was too throwed

Did you actually get a good look at them damn feet? Oh shit, I'm still lauging! And notice how Evelyn and Shaunie's punk asses didn't have their girl's back. Like Geto Boys they was scareder than a muthaf****!

Food stamps! "round this motherf****

[Edited 1/10/11 5:13am]

Yeah, I saw them clodhoppers! Wow, I can't believe this is the same chick from Real World. Is she really angling to be friends with Evelyn and Shaunie??? So sad. And why is Evelyn giving Jennifer divorce advice? She ain't never been married. All of them need to go somewhere.

I must say, that WORST side effect of all of these reality shows is no talent, no skill having bitches thinking they can be designers, actors, singers, shoe designers, and tv personalities with NO work, education, or talent. And the SAD part is they actually are given an opportunity to do all these things.

This is most annoying to me. Watching Nene attempt to interview Jermaine Dupri with no preparation then wonder aloud why the shit was tanking almost made my head explode. I have a degree in Journalism and if I wanted to become an on air personality it would be extremely difficult for me to do so. While this illiterate sasquatch is bringin' her child to an interview, kickin' her shoes off to play basketball, and wearing a dress so short her monkey's showing.

[Edited 1/10/11 8:16am]

I'm watching this mess now. Why Tammy completely fabricated that Jen called her a bitch??? Lawd!

I HATE fake bitches! I don't know how much more of this nonsense I can watch. I thought Tami was cool, but when that heffa got drunk telling Jen and Evelyn why they weren't invited I said to myself that why your husband left you because you talk too much. I'm sick and tired of hearing Evelyn saying Suzi always run when I come around and Suzi should leave because Evelyn keep saying the same thing, either kick Suzi ass if your that mad or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! Jen and Tammi and the food stamp was hilarious Two dumb ass grown females about to fight over some food stamp. Hell, I started singing LET THEM HOES FIGHT!

SCNDLS said:

Adisa said:

Did you actually get a good look at them damn feet? Oh shit, I'm still lauging! And notice how Evelyn and Shaunie's punk asses didn't have their girl's back. Like Geto Boys they was scareder than a muthaf****!

Food stamps! "round this motherf****

[Edited 1/10/11 5:13am]

Yeah, I saw them clodhoppers! Wow, I can't believe this is the same chick from Real World. Is she really angling to be friends with Evelyn and Shaunie??? So sad. And why is Evelyn giving Jennifer divorce advice? She ain't never been married. All of them need to go somewhere.

I must say, that WORST side effect of all of these reality shows is no talent, no skill having bitches thinking they can be designers, actors, singers, shoe designers, and tv personalities with NO work, education, or talent. And the SAD part is they actually are given an opportunity to do all these things.

This is most annoying to me. Watching Nene attempt to interview Jermaine Dupri with no preparation then wonder aloud why the shit was tanking almost made my head explode. I have a degree in Journalism and if I wanted to become an on air personality it would be extremely difficult for me to do so. While this illiterate sasquatch is bringin' her child to an interview, kickin' her shoes off to play basketball, and wearing a dress so short her monkey's showing.

I can't take it anymore! And somebody needs to get a rifle and shoot that animal on Tami's head.

And I couldn't agree more with what you are saying about the opportunities these realty tv clowns are given. That speaks volumes about society in general. Be a clown, all the world loves a clown.

well since I'm all the way over here, I' m still waiting for the links to be posted online ...

but...I will say Evelyn looks great, but how old is she really? I think the press always lists her as 34, and she mentioned she has a daughter...but um...her daughter looks grown as hell. I thought this was her business partner at Dulce? Still, she's a pretty kid...but she looks so grown, they almost look like sisters

Too much. Again a bunch of yelling and screaming in public over some stupid crap and yet I watched this trainwreck anyway, well a part of it cause I had to change channels after a while. Didn’t Tami just meet Evelyn and Jen? Now why is she all of a sudden best friends with Evelyn and enemies with Jen, over a food stamp comment? I guess cause Jen’s easy pickins as Evelyn’s lap dog. Maybe she wants to be Evelyn’s new pooch since it looks like Jen’s on her way out of the inner circle if she gets a divorce and didn’t play her financial cards right. Evelyn’s doing her damnedest to push Suzie out but it looks like Suzie’s got a connection or two left, maybe. Is that how it rolls in Miami or is this a females of basketball thing?

morningsong said:

Too much. Again a bunch of yelling and screaming in public over some stupid crap and yet I watched this trainwreck anyway, well a part of it cause I had to change channels after a while. Didn’t Tami just meet Evelyn and Jen? Now why is she all of a sudden best friends with Evelyn and enemies with Jen, over a food stamp comment? I guess cause Jen’s easy pickins as Evelyn’s lap dog. Maybe she wants to be Evelyn’s new pooch since it looks like Jen’s on her way out of the inner circle if she gets a divorce and didn’t play her financial cards right. Evelyn’s doing her damnedest to push Suzie out but it looks like Suzie’s got a connection or two left, maybe. Is that how it rolls in Miami or is this a females of basketball thing?

Naw, this is strictly a chicken heads who fuck for money and status type thing.

Did you notice that on Misty's caption it said "Mother of Rafer Alston's child" Really? That's your claim to fame? And who crashes a charity event anyway? And WHY you hosting a charity event when your ONLY accomplishment is birthing Rafer's kid??? Evelyn telling her "we get invited to everything" was ridiculous. If it's a charity, where's your contribution? And Jennifer hollering bout her daddy's porsche in middle school . . . I wanted Tammy to pop her right then.

Man, Armageddon can't happen fast enough. We seriously need to reboot humanity.

[Edited 1/10/11 11:44am]

Ottensen said:

morningsong said:

It's confusing as hell, I'm not getting the point of the show except seeing girls getting loud and indignant in resturants and throwing drinks in other girls faces. Oh, and crying about a relationship that ended a while ago. What the heck do they do with their lives except whine and complain about who's talking about them?

That's it! That's why think I wasn't enjoying the show! I noticed that with the Football Wives (while still employing the whole pack of chicks with one villainess slant), are all actually married (except for one who lives with her boyfriend and works two jobs and bosses him around cause she doesn't want to take his money ) Their husbands get active screen time on the show. You also get a real feeling that football is the air they breathe, and you see everybody interacting not just at parties, but at home, they have discussions about life after football and how to transition, the kids are all up under the parents (with the dads taking part in rearing them). Those chicks all even know how to play football, even annoying ass Pilar (which I saw in one episode when they had a friendly match to make up after a catfight). On the whole they just seem to have fuller, more interesting lives than the Basketball Groupies that just play dress up, and sit around whining about the men they're not with anymore.

I only caught a glimpse of football wives, not enough to get a feel for it, but I’ve never seen it again. I don’t even see it being advertised, is it still on? If it is they sure don’t keep in circulation like they do the other shows. If the wives seem to at least be into football and take an active part in the whole environment I think it would make a better show then some of this mess.

SCNDLS said:

Adisa said:

Did you actually get a good look at them damn feet? Oh shit, I'm still lauging! And notice how Evelyn and Shaunie's punk asses didn't have their girl's back. Like Geto Boys they was scareder than a muthaf****!

Food stamps! "round this motherf****

[Edited 1/10/11 5:13am]

Yeah, I saw them clodhoppers! Wow, I can't believe this is the same chick from Real World. Is she really angling to be friends with Evelyn and Shaunie??? So sad. And why is Evelyn giving Jennifer divorce advice? She ain't never been married. All of them need to go somewhere.

I must say, that WORST side effect of all of these reality shows is no talent, no skill having bitches thinking they can be designers, actors, singers, shoe designers, and tv personalities with NO work, education, or talent. And the SAD part is they actually are given an opportunity to do all these things.

This is most annoying to me. Watching Nene attempt to interview Jermaine Dupri with no preparation then wonder aloud why the shit was tanking almost made my head explode. I have a degree in Journalism and if I wanted to become an on air personality it would be extremely difficult for me to do so. While this illiterate sasquatch is bringin' her child to an interview, kickin' her shoes off to play basketball, and wearing a dress so short her monkey's showing.

[Edited 1/10/11 8:16am]

I was watching that shit, thinking the exact same thing! How is it this Suzy chick, on a whim (yes, I know she supposedly has a journalism degeree), now wants to be an on-air personality, and she can get meetings with top people just like that?! Hell, you can barely understand her past her lisp, and she's not even THAT cute!

Yet, like you said, if I wanted to be in the same spot, I'd have to sell 3 of my first-borns to get it. These heffas just "want" to do something because they like doing it, and they shoot right to the top. Shaunie, just because you like shoes doesn't qualify you to have your own line of shoes!!

morningsong said:

Ottensen said:

That's it! That's why think I wasn't enjoying the show! I noticed that with the Football Wives (while still employing the whole pack of chicks with one villainess slant), are all actually married (except for one who lives with her boyfriend and works two jobs and bosses him around cause she doesn't want to take his money ) Their husbands get active screen time on the show. You also get a real feeling that football is the air they breathe, and you see everybody interacting not just at parties, but at home, they have discussions about life after football and how to transition, the kids are all up under the parents (with the dads taking part in rearing them). Those chicks all even know how to play football, even annoying ass Pilar (which I saw in one episode when they had a friendly match to make up after a catfight). On the whole they just seem to have fuller, more interesting lives than the Basketball Groupies that just play dress up, and sit around whining about the men they're not with anymore.

I only caught a glimpse of football wives, not enough to get a feel for it, but I’ve never seen it again. I don’t even see it being advertised, is it still on? If it is they sure don’t keep in circulation like they do the other shows. If the wives seem to at least be into football and take an active part in the whole environment I think it would make a better show then some of this mess.

The season is finished, but who knows, maybe it's already cancelled. They do have drama and there's one rivalry/catfighting storyline, but it's much tamer than the Basketball Groupies and maybe their ratings are lower because of it. The main source of their drama (outside of the two who don't get along) is about how some of the families are transitioning out of football due to age and illness, and coping with the financial issues that arise from it . I thought this was kind of interesting, but maybe it's not grabbing enough viewers.

SCNDLS said:

Adisa said:

Holy shit! I literally have tears rolling down my face laughing at Tami's ghetto ass tonight! My first good laugh of the new year, " 'round this motherf*****!"

I was flippin' channels and came across this shit during that scene. Life and Kenny A. been HARD on Tammy. Lawd, when she kicked her shoes off and unleashed them paws I was too throwed

Girl, I did not know that was Tammy from The Real World!!! I just found out when I was waiting for the train, reading an American gossip rag at the station bookstore (maybe Us Weekly or People?) DANG, life been hard on that po' chile. You can see it in her face Whoo lawd she look like she has been through it, for real!

morningsong said:

Too much. Again a bunch of yelling and screaming in public over some stupid crap and yet I watched this trainwreck anyway, well a part of it cause I had to change channels after a while. Didn’t Tami just meet Evelyn and Jen? Now why is she all of a sudden best friends with Evelyn and enemies with Jen, over a food stamp comment? I guess cause Jen’s easy pickins as Evelyn’s lap dog. Maybe she wants to be Evelyn’s new pooch since it looks like Jen’s on her way out of the inner circle if she gets a divorce and didn’t play her financial cards right. Evelyn’s doing her damnedest to push Suzie out but it looks like Suzie’s got a connection or two left, maybe. Is that how it rolls in Miami or is this a females of basketball thing?

Okaaaaaaaay. I just watched the episode. I can't believe these are supposed to be grown women.

What in the hell was that???

Tammy strikes me as as waaaaay down on her luck. You can tell by how she reacts when she drinks. Anyway, it's clear she's trying to be part of the inner circle. I imagine the checks from this show are very much needed after all she's been through so she's going to try to stay on this show for as long as she can and get that screen time. Still, she can kiss Evelyn's behind all she wants to but it's not a smart move going after Jen. Jen is Evelyn's lap dog and every dictator needs a yes man who knows their place and doesn't question their authority. One drink too many and Tammy will cause the wrong kind of scene for Evelyn (and more importantly Ev won't come out as the champion bully/attention ho' #1) and I don't see her entertaining that at all. She'll run Tammy off the show before she lets that happen.

How about that mess Evelyn and Jen pulled crashing somebody's charity event??? Then telling the hostess that it doesn't matter what parties she throws because they're invited to everything anyway and will show up because she wants to be in their circle, not the other way around? I haven't seen girls behave like this since junior high school That just totally blew my mind, and yes I felt sorry for the chick who felt compelled to kiss their asses because she actually looked scared when they showed up. It's kind of pathetic that the way she's being listed on the show is as some player's Baby Mama. Clearly there are some perks to this (umm you even get tv time for it nowadays) but they haven't seemed to learn the lesson that these hook-ups don't really last. Just goes to show these tricks need to expand their horizons outside of hoop games, get some real friends with real power and influence and drop the tunnel vision worrying about each other.

The thing about Suzie: I don't know, I see her as kind of a wild card. I have a sneaking suspicion that she's smarter than the audience thinks and than the girls know. She got into Pepperdine, which is a pretty competitive school...whle not Ivy League it's still first tier; I think she's playing dingbat wimpy for the camera just for self-preservation's sake. Keep in mind, she did get arrested last year. For first offense petty crimes the State of Florida will rehab you and exponge your record...she needs to tread very lightly to stay on the show so she ca get that check (hence chilling with Royce and Tammy), yet, she HAS to stay away from any drama or avoid any more meleés, or she could risk legal ramifications. That's why I say f**k Evelyn and anybody else that calls her weak. If it makes a difference between fines, pressed charges, and a clean police record I say the heffa should turn the opposite direction every time she hears those tricks' names.

...and no, as a woman who lived in Miami that's now how they all roll. My best-best-BEST friends are still there and they are stand up, spiritually evolved dynamic women at the top of their game, who are the best homegirls you could ever ask for. I don't have to talk to these chicks for months or years at a time, but when it's time, they are there for you, ride or die, 100 grand, with no siditty-ness because they are grown and secure.

Ottensen said:

phunkdaddy said:

Isn't Susie dating Miami Dolphins rookie Jared Odrick now?

They went on the first date in the latest episode. who knows by now (unless it's been reported in the tabloids or something). During their date on the show she was throwing out the " I don't wanna date anybody but I'll be your homegirl and just kick it" kind of vibe...that's usually a good tactic to reel 'em right on in, so who knows by now

I wasn't gonna watch this show but that mess with Tammy made me have to catch up.

I still haven't seen the first ep of the season but this morning I watched last week's with Gloria at lunch with these fools. Damn, Shaunie was outta order. I have to give Gloria props for not backing down tho and lettin' them bitches know I don't like you and it ain't noneya fuckin' bizness what's going on. Lawd, they are a hot fried garbage mess.

SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

They went on the first date in the latest episode. who knows by now (unless it's been reported in the tabloids or something). During their date on the show she was throwing out the " I don't wanna date anybody but I'll be your homegirl and just kick it" kind of vibe...that's usually a good tactic to reel 'em right on in, so who knows by now

I wasn't gonna watch this show but that mess with Tammy made me have to catch up.

I still haven't seen the first ep of the season but this morning I watched last week's with Gloria at lunch with these fools. Damn, Shaunie was outta order. I have to give Gloria props for not backing down tho and lettin' them bitches know I don't like you and it ain't noneya fuckin' bizness what's going on. Lawd, they are a hot fried garbage mess.

I told you I didn't know Shaunie got down like that? I was like , she can't be doing this for air time because it's her damn show; she's the executive producer They love to roll up on each other and pull ambushes. Girl, these are grown women with children, what the hell is wrong with them?!?

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

I wasn't gonna watch this show but that mess with Tammy made me have to catch up.

I still haven't seen the first ep of the season but this morning I watched last week's with Gloria at lunch with these fools. Damn, Shaunie was outta order. I have to give Gloria props for not backing down tho and lettin' them bitches know I don't like you and it ain't noneya fuckin' bizness what's going on. Lawd, they are a hot fried garbage mess.

I told you I didn't know Shaunie got down like that? I was like , she can't be doing this for air time because it's her damn show; she's the executive producer They love to roll up on each other and pull ambushes. Girl, these are grown women with children, what the hell is wrong with them?!?

I have NEVER been around chicks who would behave like this in public, on purpose. Now, I don't mind gettin' wit somebody if need be, but they go looking for reasons to cause a damn scene.