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Thread started 12/17/10 8:20am

funkpill

I Tell Ya', My Wife Isn’t Very Bright

The other day she was at the store,

and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it!

I said, “Did you see the guy that did it?”

She said, “No, but I got the license plate.” confused

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Reply #1 posted 12/17/10 8:22am

IamFunkay7

hmm

funkpill said:

The other day she was at the store,

and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it!

I said, “Did you see the guy that did it?”

She said, “No, but I got the license plate.” confused

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Reply #2 posted 12/17/10 8:31am

prb

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confused

happy friday funkie hug

seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #3 posted 12/17/10 8:38am

wildgoldenhone
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giggle I like this one, it's something I would say.

[Edited 12/17/10 0:39am]

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Reply #4 posted 12/17/10 8:42am

luv4u

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moderator

lol

canada

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
"I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben
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Reply #5 posted 12/17/10 8:44am

Cerebus

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luv4u said:

lol

+1

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Reply #6 posted 12/17/10 11:00am

chocolate1

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lol

I loved Rodney Dangerfield!

Thanks! Happy Friday!


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #7 posted 12/17/10 11:42am

physco185

falloff

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Reply #8 posted 12/17/10 12:55pm

Lammastide

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falloff

Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #9 posted 12/17/10 2:14pm

paintedlady

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giggle

Happy weekend pill! Stay warm...

great weekend to everyone else heart

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Reply #10 posted 12/17/10 2:37pm

Serious

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Happy Friday everyone grouphug

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #11 posted 12/17/10 2:54pm

ThreadBare

Funk! woot!

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Reply #12 posted 12/17/10 4:01pm

Ottensen

Happy Friday, folks! lol

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Reply #13 posted 12/17/10 4:07pm

TD3

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biggrin

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Reply #14 posted 12/18/10 12:07am

Nothinbutjoy

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:lol:

Happy Friday Funkhoney!

:hug2: martini rose dancing jig
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #15 posted 12/18/10 12:08am

PunkMistress

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lol

It's what you make it.
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Reply #16 posted 12/18/10 12:48am

KidaDynamite

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falloff

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #17 posted 12/18/10 2:04am

TotalANXiousNE
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funkpill said:

The other day she was at the store,

and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it!

I said, “Did you see the guy that did it?”

She said, “No, but I got the license plate.” confused

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falloff

Love it!

I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies
Whats it all worth only the heart can measure
It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside
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Reply #18 posted 12/18/10 2:55am

BlackAdder7

TotalANXiousNESS said:

funkpill said:

The other day she was at the store,

and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it!

I said, “Did you see the guy that did it?”

She said, “No, but I got the license plate.” confused

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I don't get it

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Reply #19 posted 12/18/10 12:00pm

Serious

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BlackAdder7 said:

TotalANXiousNESS said:

I don't get it

eek

no no no! lol

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #20 posted 12/18/10 1:02pm

AndGodCreatedM
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falloff

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Reply #21 posted 12/18/10 7:47pm

angel345

chocolate1 said:

lol

I loved Rodney Dangerfield!

Thanks! Happy Friday!

But he gets no respect lol

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Reply #22 posted 12/18/10 8:11pm

Mach

lol

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Reply #23 posted 12/18/10 8:15pm

MarySharon

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giggle

Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity
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Reply #24 posted 12/18/10 8:56pm

Slave2daGroove

lol clapping

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Reply #25 posted 12/19/10 12:17am

Timmy84

lol Rodney was an original. RIP.

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Reply #26 posted 12/19/10 1:13am

Hershe

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lol
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Reply #27 posted 12/19/10 9:00am

peb319

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hug

thanks for making me smile a little

hug

i needed one...

VVVVVVV

sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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Reply #28 posted 12/19/10 10:14am

Serious

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peb319 said:

hug

thanks for making me smile a little

hug

i needed one...

VVVVVVV

comfort hug

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #29 posted 12/19/10 2:40pm

Cinnie

giggle

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