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Thread started 12/10/10 5:18pm

funkpill

A Shoplifter Was Caught Red-Handed

Trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you dont want any trouble either.

What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.

The crook looked at the slip and said,

"This is a little more than I intended to spend.

Can you show me something less expensive?" confused

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Reply #1 posted 12/10/10 5:19pm

RodeoSchro

smile

I was just thinking about you and wondering if you'd post a joke today!

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Reply #2 posted 12/10/10 5:22pm

KatSkrizzle

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lol

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Reply #3 posted 12/10/10 5:34pm

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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!

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Reply #4 posted 12/10/10 5:47pm

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lol

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Reply #5 posted 12/10/10 5:48pm

paintedlady

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lol

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Reply #6 posted 12/10/10 8:34pm

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lol
Happy Friday!

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #7 posted 12/11/10 12:00am

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falloff

I forgot what day it was!!! doh!

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Reply #8 posted 12/11/10 12:07am

DesireeNevermi
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falloff If he has to pay...he wants it cheap. If he gets to steal....it better be expensive.

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Reply #9 posted 12/11/10 2:45am

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canada

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Reply #10 posted 12/11/10 2:51am

Timmy84

lol

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