I am certain every one has had one…as hard as you have tried I am sure a WTF fuck has happened to you.

And yes, believe it or not … it has happened to me too

Ok…i’ll go first

A long long time ago, in the safari shirt and shoulder pad days, I dated a guy a tad bit shorter than me…

And after several dates ( I know you don’t believe this, but yes I made him wait) it was sex time

Back seat of my car, some nice music playing…I got naked, he got on top

Kissing passionately…Mmmm I said put it in

It is he says….

Well the rest is history, I never saw him again!!!

phimosis dude.. I ran out his house. that is all thank you. [img:$uid]http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/gataloca_bucket/th1ptgno.gif[/img:$uid]

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paintedlady said:

I just can't.... there's a thread somewhere. I'll find it, it was epic in an aweful way and I will never live that shit down. Its like in org stone.....

oH nO

aN ePIC

oRG sTONe

i have one that will make u feel heaps better......i am sure of it

Just 4 u paintedlady…

How did I think of this thread…well I was talking to a friend last night and he told me his…

It beats mine!!!!

He met a girl at the shops…same era as my worst sex experience – lol those were the days!!!

They went parking in her car, and there was lots of sexual activity (as he put it)

Later that day he caught the bus home and chatted up some girls he knew…thinking he had a chance with one of them.

When he got home he went to have a shower and immediately noticed his reflection in the mirror

There was cum on his beard and blood from her periods…

Hahaha – she got them just as he went down on her

and i bet this makes your story very very tame????

physco185 said:

I am certain every one has had one…as hard as you have tried I am sure a WTF fuck has happened to you.

And yes, believe it or not … it has happened to me too

Ok…i’ll go first

A long long time ago, in the safari shirt and shoulder pad days, I dated a guy a tad bit shorter than me…

And after several dates ( I know you don’t believe this, but yes I made him wait) it was sex time

Back seat of my car, some nice music playing…I got naked, he got on top

Kissing passionately…Mmmm I said put it in

It is he says….

Well the rest is history, I never saw him again!!!

Why does this sound like my future with a certain someone.

physco185 said:

Just 4 u paintedlady…

How did I think of this thread…well I was talking to a friend last night and he told me his…

It beats mine!!!!

He met a girl at the shops…same era as my worst sex experience – lol those were the days!!!

They went parking in her car, and there was lots of sexual activity (as he put it)

Later that day he caught the bus home and chatted up some girls he knew…thinking he had a chance with one of them.

When he got home he went to have a shower and immediately noticed his reflection in the mirror

There was cum on his beard and blood from her periods…

Hahaha – she got them just as he went down on her

and i bet this makes your story very very tame????

EWWWWW

but no, not tame compared to mine... but I think that is worse... maybe..

the page keeps freezing on me and the org will not allow me to call up the old thread.

http://prince.org/msg/100/313297

I met a guy with a dick deformity and I ran outta his house.... yes... it was bad.

KidaDynamite said:

physco185 said:

I am certain every one has had one…as hard as you have tried I am sure a WTF fuck has happened to you.

And yes, believe it or not … it has happened to me too

Ok…i’ll go first

A long long time ago, in the safari shirt and shoulder pad days, I dated a guy a tad bit shorter than me…

And after several dates ( I know you don’t believe this, but yes I made him wait) it was sex time

Back seat of my car, some nice music playing…I got naked, he got on top

Kissing passionately…Mmmm I said put it in

It is he says….

Well the rest is history, I never saw him again!!!

Why does this sound like my future with a certain someone.

Little dicks are a bad thing... they always claim twats are too big.

paintedlady said:

phimosis dude.. I ran out his house. that is all thank you. [img:$uid]http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/gataloca_bucket/th1ptgno.gif[/img:$uid]

[Edited 12/5/10 22:52pm]

Phimosis - is a condition where, in men, the male foreskin cannot be fully retracted from the head ...

i have never met one with one like that...now i am curious

KidaDynamite said:

physco185 said:

I am certain every one has had one…as hard as you have tried I am sure a WTF fuck has happened to you.

And yes, believe it or not … it has happened to me too

Ok…i’ll go first

A long long time ago, in the safari shirt and shoulder pad days, I dated a guy a tad bit shorter than me…

And after several dates ( I know you don’t believe this, but yes I made him wait) it was sex time

Back seat of my car, some nice music playing…I got naked, he got on top

Kissing passionately…Mmmm I said put it in

It is he says….

Well the rest is history, I never saw him again!!!

Why does this sound like my future with a certain someone.

penis enlargement is a thought...

u know how much i like to help

paintedlady said:

KidaDynamite said:

Why does this sound like my future with a certain someone.

Little dicks are a bad thing... they always claim twats are too big.

Well, I'm a virgin and he knows it. So this fool has NO room for an excuse.

physco185 said:

KidaDynamite said:

Why does this sound like my future with a certain someone.

penis enlargement is a thought...

u know how much i like to help

Do, thy have those in a pill form? Maybe I could slip it in his drink.

paintedlady said:

but no, not tame compared to mine... but I think that is worse... maybe..

the page keeps freezing on me and the org will not allow me to call up the old thread.

http://prince.org/msg/100/313297

I met a guy with a dick deformity and I ran outta his house.... yes... it was bad.

i have to go to church

My baby is in the choir…I will reflect when she is singing

But when I get back I intend to research some VIP Org History

[Edited 12/5/10 23:17pm]

KidaDynamite said:

physco185 said:

penis enlargement is a thought...

u know how much i like to help

Do, thy have those in a pill form? Maybe I could slip it in his drink.

I am not sure, as I only have a pussy

But …

thread idea…..

Men of the Org with lill willies

Tell me all u know about penis enlargements!

i am sure you will get plenty of replies!!

Now I've fucked without a condom enough to know what it look slike when some of my seed makes it a round trip. So I know the following wasn't my own shit.

Once I pulled out and my shit was covered with something that left me looking like I lathered my dick in Elmer's paste.

Or maybe like it was covered in vernix.

Either way...I was silently like What. The. Fuck. You know, cuz I actually cared about this girl. But that was weird. Couldn't even do the wipe it off on the inside of the boxers and tuck it away shit that every guy has done at least once.

I've been tested since then and came up with a clean bill of health, luckily.

omg that picture as I hardly dared scroll down

that was some heavy discharge then

ZombieKitten said:

omg that picture as I hardly dared scroll down

that was some heavy discharge then

Whatever it was it was scary. I never wanted to see that again.

I don't have any terrible stories, I've never only had a one-nighter with anyone, they've/I've always been back for more

ZombieKitten said:

I don't have any terrible stories, I've never only had a one-nighter with anyone, they've/I've always been back for more

I know you're probably speaking in a general sense, but mine specifically wasn't a one-nighter either. I've never had one of those. This person I was seeing at the time and the many times before that, nothing like that came out.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't have any terrible stories, I've never only had a one-nighter with anyone, they've/I've always been back for more

I know you're probably speaking in a general sense, but mine specifically wasn't a one-nighter either. I've never had one of those. This person I was seeing at the time and the many times before that, nothing like that came out.

oh sorry, I wasn't being judgemental - I hope you didn't take it that way

you know what I mean it's always been pretty good for me

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

I know you're probably speaking in a general sense, but mine specifically wasn't a one-nighter either. I've never had one of those. This person I was seeing at the time and the many times before that, nothing like that came out.

oh sorry, I wasn't being judgemental - I hope you didn't take it that way

you know what I mean it's always been pretty good for me

no I didn't take offense, I figured you were speaking in an overarching sense, not specifically to my case. I just took it upon myself to clarify lest anyone else think it was a one-night stand thing (not that I imagine many people say they care about their one-night stands)

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

oh sorry, I wasn't being judgemental - I hope you didn't take it that way

you know what I mean it's always been pretty good for me

no I didn't take offense, I figured you were speaking in an overarching sense, not specifically to my case. I just took it upon myself to clarify lest anyone else think it was a one-night stand thing (not that I imagine many people say they care about their one-night stands)

I'm pretty sure the OP was a one night stand

a lot of these stories, they aren't one night stands intentionally either, who knows, physco and her fella may have been courting for months beforehand for all I know!

Forced to rank them, I would say in order, most wtf value up top

1. Phimosis Phallus

2. Bloody Beard

3. Vernix Vagina

4. Mini-member

KidaDynamite said:

physco185 said:

I am certain every one has had one…as hard as you have tried I am sure a WTF fuck has happened to you.

And yes, believe it or not … it has happened to me too

Ok…i’ll go first

A long long time ago, in the safari shirt and shoulder pad days, I dated a guy a tad bit shorter than me…

And after several dates ( I know you don’t believe this, but yes I made him wait) it was sex time

Back seat of my car, some nice music playing…I got naked, he got on top

Kissing passionately…Mmmm I said put it in

It is he says….

Well the rest is history, I never saw him again!!!

Why does this sound like my future with a certain someone.

sideye...

poor mini penis.

paintedlady said:

phimosis dude.. I ran out his house. that is all thank you. [img:$uid]http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/gataloca_bucket/th1ptgno.gif[/img:$uid]

[Edited 12/5/10 22:52pm]

he still tries to contact you auntie?

NMuzakNSoul said:

paintedlady said:

phimosis dude.. I ran out his house. that is all thank you. [img:$uid]http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/gataloca_bucket/th1ptgno.gif[/img:$uid]

[Edited 12/5/10 22:52pm]

he still tries to contact you auntie?

He does call every now and then. I sometimes forget about that situation, months go by and he calls to say "Hi". I pick up the phone forgetting to check the caller ID.

He always asks for help in his yard to try to lure me over to his house. So the last COUPLE of times I told him that I would only visit him with my new beau in tow.

He always asks me how we are and I say "great!" Ol' phimosis okra dick is a stubborn guy.

Seriously, that is something I should have never learned about and wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I'm still mad at him for that. Muthafukkas need to warn a bitch!

FauxReal said:

Now I've fucked without a condom enough to know what it look slike when some of my seed makes it a round trip. So I know the following wasn't my own shit.

Once I pulled out and my shit was covered with something that left me looking like I lathered my dick in Elmer's paste.

Or maybe like it was covered in vernix.

Either way...I was silently like What. The. Fuck. You know, cuz I actually cared about this girl. But that was weird. Couldn't even do the wipe it off on the inside of the boxers and tuck it away shit that every guy has done at least once.

I've been tested since then and came up with a clean bill of health, luckily.

Please tell me that's the picture of a newly born baby's back with that cheesy protective layer on it. Because it looks so bad at that angle...

paintedlady said:

FauxReal said:

Now I've fucked without a condom enough to know what it look slike when some of my seed makes it a round trip. So I know the following wasn't my own shit.

Once I pulled out and my shit was covered with something that left me looking like I lathered my dick in Elmer's paste.

Or maybe like it was covered in vernix.

Either way...I was silently like What. The. Fuck. You know, cuz I actually cared about this girl. But that was weird. Couldn't even do the wipe it off on the inside of the boxers and tuck it away shit that every guy has done at least once.

I've been tested since then and came up with a clean bill of health, luckily.

Please tell me that's the picture of a newly born baby's back with that cheesy protective layer on it. Because it looks so bad at that angle...

it's a baby that came out a bit early

the problem with this picture, is that it's way bigger than actual size

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

Please tell me that's the picture of a newly born baby's back with that cheesy protective layer on it. Because it looks so bad at that angle...

it's a baby that came out a bit early

the problem with this picture, is that it's way bigger than actual size

??? All 3 of my babies were all cheesy like that.

The two boys were born at 37 weeks but my daughter was full term and she was real cheesy!

paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten said:

it's a baby that came out a bit early

the problem with this picture, is that it's way bigger than actual size

??? All 3 of my babies were all cheesy like that.

The two boys were born at 37 weeks but my daughter was full term and she was real cheesy!

they told us when our Wally was born, and he looked like that "uh oh, we've induced him before term!" my other 2 went over my due date by 8 days and didn't have hardly any vernix.

FauxReal said:

Forced to rank them, I would say in order, most wtf value up top

1. Phimosis Phallus

2. Bloody Beard

3. Vernix Vagina

4. Mini-member

so good of u to put your bad experience b4 mine