A story on the news got me thinking about how bad or in this case deadly a kiss can be.....a wife giving her 79 year old husband a kiss bit of a little bit of his tongue...I mean damn! I've had bad kisses but wow...his tongue thankfully was able to be reattached.......

I've had good kisses and great kisses but the worst always stick out....my first kiss at 15 would be one..this mofo was just jamming his tongue in and out my mouth so furiously, my lips were numb for a while and he left my chin drenched in hs saliva....plus he had bad breath....needless to say that was the end of our relationship....

So orgers ur best or worst kiss ever...do tell!

I dated this one guy who was so sloppy, he soaked my whole face!

I can top that...

this one guy pushed me against the side of a van and started kissing me, hot right!!

Until he started BITING me!!!! I swear to god he was knawing on my face!!! I seriously pushed him off, ran in the house and checked my face for BLOOD!!!

I once kissed a guy that was more than likely related to Mick Jagger...his tongue was big and sloppy

I hated kissing him

But had to break up after i gagged on a bit of food he deposited into my mouth

That was GROSS!!!

physco185 said:

I once kissed a guy that was more than likely related to Mick Jagger...his tongue was big and sloppy

I hated kissing him

But had to break up after i gagged on a bit of food he deposited into my mouth

That was GROSS!!!

chocolate1 said:

I dated this one guy who was so sloppy, he soaked my whole face!

a case of over exuberant kissing

tinaz said:

I can top that...

this one guy pushed me against the side of a van and started kissing me, hot right!!

Until he started BITING me!!!! I swear to god he was knawing on my face!!! I seriously pushed him off, ran in the house and checked my face for BLOOD!!!

vampire... if u c him again just make the sign of the cross

physco185 said:

I once kissed a guy that was more than likely related to Mick Jagger...his tongue was big and sloppy

I hated kissing him

But had to break up after i gagged on a bit of food he deposited into my mouth

That was GROSS!!!

OMG!!!!

tinaz said:

I can top that...

this one guy pushed me against the side of a van and started kissing me, hot right!!

Until he started BITING me!!!! I swear to god he was knawing on my face!!! I seriously pushed him off, ran in the house and checked my face for BLOOD!!!

Jerk.

A couple of us used to play spin the bottle in the back room of the goth club and a friend of my ex was terrible (or maybe she was just very drunk). It was like what I imagine kissing a vacuum cleaner would be like. This one guy one time was pretty bad too. Crazy 90s.

physco185 said:

I once kissed a guy that was more than likely related to Mick Jagger...his tongue was big and sloppy

I hated kissing him

But had to break up after i gagged on a bit of food he deposited into my mouth

That was GROSS!!!

Ewwwwww!....transfer of food is never a good thing..especially if it wasn't intentional....who knows how long that food particle was in there anyway...just ewww! Fellas if need to brush or floss before u kiss your lady...do that...not knownig how to kiss or bad kisses are a MAJOR deal breaker..at least for me.

lavender1983 said:

physco185 said:

I once kissed a guy that was more than likely related to Mick Jagger...his tongue was big and sloppy

I hated kissing him

But had to break up after i gagged on a bit of food he deposited into my mouth

That was GROSS!!!

Ewwwwww!....transfer of food is never a good thing..especially if it wasn't intentional....who knows how long that food particle was in there anyway...just ewww! Fellas if need to brush or floss before u kiss your lady...do that...not knownig how to kiss or bad kisses are a MAJOR deal breaker..at least for me.

For me, too. A bad kisser will never get further.

tinaz said:

I can top that...

this one guy pushed me against the side of a van and started kissing me, hot right!!

Until he started BITING me!!!! I swear to god he was knawing on my face!!! I seriously pushed him off, ran in the house and checked my face for BLOOD!!!

I swear some guys cant tell the difference between a passionate kiss..compared to full on lip abuse....maybe he was hungry.

The first time I saw my last b.f., I just stared at his lips, wondering what it would be like to kiss them. They looked so inviting!

When I finally got the chance, I didn't want to stop.

sillygurl said:

The first time I saw my last b.f., I just stared at his lips, wondering what it would be like to kiss them. They looked so inviting!

When I finally got the chance, I didn't want to stop.

show off!!!

[Edited 12/7/10 16:50pm]

Only ever kissed three people. They all seemed to enjoy it and gave verbal confirmation of that fact. Hooray me.

you know, aside from the obvious educational benefit each and every one of the ORG's threads offers, we could actually have kissing classes up in here. someone should be taking notes here

XxAxX said:

you know, aside from the obvious educational benefit each and every one of the ORG's threads offers, we could actually have kissing classes up in here. someone should be taking notes here

Aint that the truth..it is fundamental to know how to kiss properly......I suggest watching, learning and practicing...hell practise with your fist, favourite poster, the tv screen...whatever...and always relax. It should be like a sexy game between the two parties involved....not the Vietnam war.

A guy I dated for a short time used to growl...at first I thought it was cute, but it got old real quick!

lavender1983 said:

XxAxX said:

you know, aside from the obvious educational benefit each and every one of the ORG's threads offers, we could actually have kissing classes up in here. someone should be taking notes here

Aint that the truth..it is fundamental to know how to kiss properly......I suggest watching, learning and practicing...hell practise with your fist, favourite poster, the tv screen...whatever...and always relax. It should be like a sexy game between the two parties involved....not the Vietnam war.

Nah, it'd make org life awkward if it didn't work out.

FauxReal said:

lavender1983 said:

Aint that the truth..it is fundamental to know how to kiss properly......I suggest watching, learning and practicing...hell practise with your fist, favourite poster, the tv screen...whatever...and always relax. It should be like a sexy game between the two parties involved....not the Vietnam war.

Nah, it'd make org life awkward if it didn't work out

What do you mean.....

lavender1983 said:

FauxReal said:

Nah, it'd make org life awkward if it didn't work out

What do you mean.....

I was joking. Taking the obvious reference to a poster you hang on the wall to mean a poster as in someone who posts on these boards.

I like cheesy puns.

paintedlady said:

DO NOT come at me with an open mouth... that open dock type stuff is for space shuttles but not for kissing. Nasty! I had this one kisser... I call him a "broomstick" kisser. He stuck his tongue out, all stiff like a broomstick. EWW I won't give head to your tongue. The man I have now is a wonderful kisser, sweet full lips and a LONG tongue. He never shoves it in my mouth, and we can kiss for hours. The nicest being the kisses while he's doing me nice deep and slow. I seriously get lost in his kisses.

Long tongue huh I'm guessing your other set of lips are pretty happy haha ....Girl catch this high five from me to you

FauxReal said:

lavender1983 said:

What do you mean.....

I was joking. Taking the obvious reference to a poster you hang on the wall to mean a poster as in someone who posts on these boards.

I like cheesy puns.

Oh haha.....forgive me for I can be slow sometimes

lavender1983 said:

paintedlady said:

DO NOT come at me with an open mouth... that open dock type stuff is for space shuttles but not for kissing. Nasty! I had this one kisser... I call him a "broomstick" kisser. He stuck his tongue out, all stiff like a broomstick. EWW I won't give head to your tongue. The man I have now is a wonderful kisser, sweet full lips and a LONG tongue. He never shoves it in my mouth, and we can kiss for hours. The nicest being the kisses while he's doing me nice deep and slow. I seriously get lost in his kisses.

Long tongue huh I'm guessing your other set of lips are pretty happy haha ....Girl catch this high five from me to you

God bless a man that knows how to use his tongue properly AMEN

paintedlady said:

lavender1983 said:

Long tongue huh I'm guessing your other set of lips are pretty happy haha ....Girl catch this high five from me to you

God bless a man that knows how to use his tongue properly AMEN

I mean,

so how come all these horrid stories r caused by mens mouths / lips / tongues?

I'm reading way too much about tongues! I don't use my tongue too often when kissing and never just stick it into the other person's mouth. I like licking lips and touching their tongue softly, but other than that I prefer my lips to do the work and I expect the same from the other person.

It happened to me two or three times that someone would just stick their tongue into my mouth and move it around like it was some kind of food processor. I still gives me bad shivers thinking about it. That's just so clumsy.

I like it soft and I like it passionate, I like bites and I like licking lips a bit, but I absolutely hate the clumsy use of tongue, thinking "when I just stick it in there this might be considered a good kiss!". Pathetic!