i do

i can't help myself

ppl would be talking to me and say something simple like this afternoon for example

man came over to give me quote on removing a tree...'it's no good just cutting it down he said...you must fix its roots'

so for the rest of the day all i could think about was root / roots / rooted / rooting etc etc etc

sigh... i don't know... maybe there is something wrong with me

oh and b4 i get a why r u killing a tree lecture

it's roots r blocking my pipes!

i hope u all appreciate my clever choice of words here!

you probably need to explain what root means to everyone

have you ever tripped over a branch? Or maybe a log? How about a root?

ZombieKitten said:

you probably need to explain what root means to everyone

have you ever tripped over a branch? Or maybe a log? How about a root?

root means fuck

i thought the whole world knew that

physco185 said:

ZombieKitten said:

you probably need to explain what root means to everyone

have you ever tripped over a branch? Or maybe a log? How about a root?

root means fuck

i thought the whole world knew that

I learned the first time I watched this show:

Poor Jemaine

physco185 said:

ZombieKitten said:

you probably need to explain what root means to everyone

have you ever tripped over a branch? Or maybe a log? How about a root?

root means fuck

i thought the whole world knew that

only we know, and those who saw this

sextonseven said:

physco185 said:

root means fuck

i thought the whole world knew that

I learned the first time I watched this show:

Poor Jemaine

you beat me to it!!!!

I've no idea what ur talking about

roots means fuck and you wanted to cut down some tree because it fucked your blocked pipes?

1st - sex with trees is just plain nasty

2nd - you ought to thank your tree if your pipes were that seriously blocked

3rd - you don't have a one track mind else you wouldn't have known there was a problem with the tree

4th - who are you?

5th - oh wait, now I remember

[Edited 12/9/10 17:10pm]

ZombieKitten said:

sextonseven said:

I learned the first time I watched this show:

Poor Jemaine

you beat me to it!!!!

DesireeNevermind said:

I've no idea what ur talking about

roots means fuck and you wanted to cut down some tree because it fucked your blocked pipes?

1st - sex with trees is just plain nasty

2nd - you ought to thank your tree if your pipes were that seriously blocked

3rd - you don't have a one track mind else you wouldn't have known there was a problem with the tree

4th - who are you?

5th - oh wait, now I remember

[Edited 12/9/10 17:10pm]

no no no

the guy was talking about the tree roots...all i could think of was sex

that is the moral of this story

now i am confsed

sextonseven said:

ZombieKitten said:

you beat me to it!!!!

you are the only non-aussie to know what root is

actually, I think to have a real ROOT it has to be with an aussie

ZombieKitten said:

sextonseven said:

you are the only non-aussie to know what root is

actually, I think to have a real ROOT it has to be with an aussie

Born Aussie or can it be with a naturalized Aussie?

physco185 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I've no idea what ur talking about

roots means fuck and you wanted to cut down some tree because it fucked your blocked pipes?

1st - sex with trees is just plain nasty

2nd - you ought to thank your tree if your pipes were that seriously blocked

3rd - you don't have a one track mind else you wouldn't have known there was a problem with the tree

4th - who are you?

5th - oh wait, now I remember

[Edited 12/9/10 17:10pm]

no no no

the guy was talking about the tree roots...all i could think of was sex

that is the moral of this story

now i am confsed

So what did all this shit stem from again?

FauxReal said:

So what did all this shit stem from again?

Tree Roots...

roots meaning sex!!!

sex on my mind

one track mind

so who else here has a one track mind????

so far only me

and i know that is just not the case

THIS IS THE ORG PPL....THE ORG

[Edited 12/9/10 18:35pm]

physco185 said:

FauxReal said:

So what did all this shit stem from again?

Tree Roots...

roots meaning sex!!!

sex on my mind

one track mind

so who else here has a one track mind????

so far only me

and i know that is just not the case

THIS IS THE ORG PPL....THE ORG

[Edited 12/9/10 18:35pm]

I wasn't actually confused.

when you're ready to talk about your childhood, we can make your complusions disappear.

sextonseven said:

ZombieKitten said:

you are the only non-aussie to know what root is

actually, I think to have a real ROOT it has to be with an aussie

Born Aussie or can it be with a naturalized Aussie?

that's a good question

I haven't had a real root in 16 years if not.

BlackAdder7 said:

when you're ready to talk about your childhood, we can make your complusions disappear.

do you do house calls?

physco185 said:

BlackAdder7 said:

when you're ready to talk about your childhood, we can make your complusions disappear.

do you do house calls?

tell me about your father.

FauxReal said:

physco185 said:

Tree Roots...

roots meaning sex!!!

sex on my mind

one track mind

so who else here has a one track mind????

so far only me

and i know that is just not the case

THIS IS THE ORG PPL....THE ORG

[Edited 12/9/10 18:35pm]

I wasn't actually confused.

oh now i get

hahaha

BlackAdder7 said:

physco185 said:

do you do house calls?

tell me about your father.

but u can tell me about yours

physco185 said:

BlackAdder7 said:

tell me about your father.

but u can tell me about yours

whenever you're ready to begin...i get paid by the hour no matter if you talk or not

BlackAdder7 said:

physco185 said:

but u can tell me about yours

whenever you're ready to begin...i get paid by the hour no matter if you talk or not

oh u ho

what if i don't have money???????????

physco185 said:

BlackAdder7 said:

whenever you're ready to begin...i get paid by the hour no matter if you talk or not

oh u ho

what if i don't have money???????????

:tapping my pen against my pad gently:

BlackAdder7 said:

physco185 said:

oh u ho

what if i don't have money???????????

:tapping my pen against my pad gently:

r u sure it's your pen?????

physco185 said:

BlackAdder7 said:

:tapping my pen against my pad gently:

r u sure it's your pen?????

what does this look like to you...?

BlackAdder7 said:

physco185 said:

r u sure it's your pen?????

what does this look like to you...?

a bearded lady

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

what does this look like to you...?

a bearded lady

how does that make you feel?

:backs out of room: sorry! wrong session!