chocolate1 said:

Omeone paintedlady said:

Someone told me that if you eat- EAT- cling peaches, it'll make it "sweeter" down there. s

you mean put them in your MOUTH??

tinaz said:

chocolate1 said:

Someone told me that if you eat- EAT- cling peaches, it'll make it "sweeter" down there.

you mean put them in your MOUTH??

the only partner i had ws a guy i worked with about 2 yrs ago. he was like a year and a half younger... he was massive and blessed but he also liked to smoke alot of weed. he had no sex drive at all. he called me a nymphomaniac because i wanted sex and he was totally ok with one time once a week. that fling only lasted a month...he moved far far away. shame. all he wanted to do was get stoned and play xbox.... i said he had the sex drive of a senior citizen and that's not normal if your 25!!! what a waste of a great dick!

tinaz said:

Lisa10 said:

You got a tin of peaches stuck up your noonie?

Not the tin...

Did you get it out?...better yet, did HE get it out?

KidaDynamite said:

tinaz said:

Not the tin...

Did you get it out?...better yet, did HE get it out?

Well, the vagina seems to have its own sucking power.... It sucked it far enough in there he couldnt get to it.... So basically I had to "give birth" on the toilet to a canned peach...

DoffieParker said:

not exactly horrific but memorable, not 4 right reasons. ok, i was trying to induce labour, my waters broke

at least it worked, i was 40 weeks gone & miserable

Did you put that in the baby book? "How I got Into Labor"

I bet telling that story to you kids (if you DID) really grossed them out! HA!

tinaz said:

KidaDynamite said:

Did you get it out?...better yet, did HE get it out?

Well, the vagina seems to have its own sucking power.... It sucked it far enough in there he couldnt get to it.... So basically I had to "give birth" on the toilet to a canned peach...

tinaz said:

KidaDynamite said:

Did you get it out?...better yet, did HE get it out?

Well, the vagina seems to have its own sucking power.... It sucked it far enough in there he couldnt get to it.... So basically I had to "give birth" on the toilet to a canned peach...

Between you and Doffie!!!

KatSkrizzle said:

tinaz said:

Well, the vagina seems to have its own sucking power.... It sucked it far enough in there he couldnt get to it.... So basically I had to "give birth" on the toilet to a canned peach...

Between you and Doffie!!!

tinaz said:

KatSkrizzle said:

Between you and Doffie!!!

u do realize that u dished out this story in peach slices

physco185 said:

tinaz said:

u do realize that u dished out this story in peach slices

she did...she really did

paintedlady said:

FauxReal said:

No didn't want to embarrass her at the time. She had self-esteem issues as is.

I am sure she became aware of the situation during/after your encounter, she may have just not said anything. I am also sure she took care of herself right after.

No woman wants to walk around with excessive discharge or itchyness.

Yeah she went straight to the bathroom. I went straight to the other one.

i'm never gonna be able to play peach again and i was about to drink a snapple peach iced tea...

tinaz said:

KidaDynamite said:

Did you get it out?...better yet, did HE get it out?

Well, the vagina seems to have its own sucking power.... It sucked it far enough in there he couldnt get to it.... So basically I had to "give birth" on the toilet to a canned peach...

Brilliant.

A few years ago, some of my ex-coworkers were being stereotypical when I started dating this guy from Vietnam...you know the "asian dudes got lil weenies" type of jokes. Sadly, they weren't lying. He was trying to get it, meanwhile I was texting my bff who was in the other room(she and I lived togehter) to come up with a reason to get me out of there. She did thankfully, cause when I saw it, I was like WTF? Where is it? My pinkie finger is longer. Not his fault, but nothing I can do with that. Sucks too when you're all worked up, I ended up falling asleep on the couch with my bff after I sent him packing. The next day, he kept calling, I couldn't insult him, so I just silently ignored the calls. Worst experience ever!!

DaphneLovesPR1NCE said:

A few years ago, some of my ex-coworkers were being stereotypical when I started dating this guy from Vietnam...you know the "asian dudes got lil weenies" type of jokes. Sadly, they weren't lying. He was trying to get it, meanwhile I was texting my bff who was in the other room(she and I lived togehter) to come up with a reason to get me out of there. She did thankfully, cause when I saw it, I was like WTF? Where is it? My pinkie finger is longer. Not his fault, but nothing I can do with that. Sucks too when you're all worked up, I ended up falling asleep on the couch with my bff after I sent him packing. The next day, he kept calling, I couldn't insult him, so I just silently ignored the calls. Worst experience ever!!

You're saying he was smaller than your pinky HARD? Wow... Tough luck.

tinaz said:

KidaDynamite said:

Did you get it out?...better yet, did HE get it out?

Well, the vagina seems to have its own sucking power.... It sucked it far enough in there he couldnt get to it.... So basically I had to "give birth" on the toilet to a canned peach...

Lord, this sounds like a Japanese "art" movie

eleven said:

physco185 said:

u do realize that u dished out this story in peach slices

she did...she really did

tinaz said:

KidaDynamite said:

Did you get it out?...better yet, did HE get it out?

Well, the vagina seems to have its own sucking power.... It sucked it far enough in there he couldnt get to it.... So basically I had to "give birth" on the toilet to a canned peach...

Lawd.

i guess thats why there is so much asian girl black guy porn

purplemookiebut said:

i guess thats why there is so much asian girl black guy porn

Me and this rebound guy were doing some heavy petting and it was gonna keep going to the next level......and then he kicked off a shoe and I was done. I was like WTF!!!! He said...oh...I have some problems with my feet. It was so gross..... I had been seeing him on and off for a while but never in a situation where shoes came off. it was like nuclear doritoes meets a stink bomb. I couldn't breathe...I'm serious. Needless to say, things ended immediately and i scrubbed everything including my carpet---and it was only one shoe

StillGotIt said:

Me and this rebound guy were doing some heavy petting and it was gonna keep going to the next level......and then he kicked off a shoe and I was done. I was like WTF!!!! He said...oh...I have some problems with my feet. It was so gross..... I had been seeing him on and off for a while but never in a situation where shoes came off. it was like nuclear doritoes meets a stink bomb. I couldn't breathe...I'm serious. Needless to say, things ended immediately and i scrubbed everything including my carpet---and it was only one shoe

i knew u had one

i just knew it!!!

[Edited 12/9/10 4:46am]