KidaDynamite said:

physco185 said:

just reach out and feel it...as u r kissing him

if it's a lill less than a hand full... u r holding a tic tac

So wait, does it have to be a hand full while it's limp or hard?...I need to know.

Hard. He could be a "grower" and you could miss out on perfectly good lovin' because you thought it was too small.

But didn't you say you're a virgin? Maybe you should get ANY before you start judging.

paintedlady said:

tinaz said:

Oh jesus christ on the cross I think I just peed my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you ever see that movie the Crying Game with Forrest Whitaker? Well my ass was showering for HOURS after that episode.... I.FELT.SO.DIRTY.

It was gross... how he can live like that is beyond me and so very sad.

You have a horror story?

I cant think of one... Oh wait... There was one that involved canned peaches but that was about me

tinaz said:

paintedlady said:

Did you ever see that movie the Crying Game with Forrest Whitaker? Well my ass was showering for HOURS after that episode.... I.FELT.SO.DIRTY.

It was gross... how he can live like that is beyond me and so very sad.

You have a horror story?

I cant think of one... Oh wait... There was one that involved canned peaches but that was about me

sillygurl said:

KidaDynamite said:

So wait, does it have to be a hand full while it's limp or hard?...I need to know.

Hard. He could be a "grower" and you could miss out on perfectly good lovin' because you thought it was too small.

But didn't you say you're a virgin? Maybe you should get ANY before you start judging.

I knew I was gonna get that but I'm not really trying to judge him or anyone else, he's the one that said it, not me. I still don't want a vienna sausage, though.

chocolate1 said:

tinaz said:

I cant think of one... Oh wait... There was one that involved canned peaches but that was about me

tinaz said:

chocolate1 said:

KidaDynamite said:

sillygurl said:

Hard. He could be a "grower" and you could miss out on perfectly good lovin' because you thought it was too small.

But didn't you say you're a virgin? Maybe you should get ANY before you start judging.

I knew I was gonna get that but I'm not really trying to judge him or anyone else, he's the one that said it, not me. I still don't want a vienna sausage, though.

But you might like a good "nub rub"!

I don't have any really terrible sex stories. I've had ok sex and super hot sex, but nothing really terrible...even with a dude that had a small dick. I was drunk so I don't really remember that time anyway.

chocolate1 said:

tinaz said:

OMG did you see these?

tinaz said:

chocolate1 said:

OMG did you see these?

They were added while you were on an Org vacation...

chocolate1 said:

tinaz said:

OMG did you see these?

They were added while you were on an Org vacation...

JustErin said:

I don't have any really terrible sex stories. I've had ok sex and super hot sex, but nothing really terrible...even with a dude that had a small dick. I was drunk so I don't really remember that time anyway.

u r the luckiest person alive!!!!!

to b drunk during small dick

lucky lucky girl

chocolate1 said:

tinaz said:

I cant think of one... Oh wait... There was one that involved canned peaches but that was about me

is it on org history????

can we look it up

not exactly horrific but memorable, not 4 right reasons. ok, i was trying to induce labour, my waters broke

at least it worked, i was 40 weeks gone & miserable

DoffieParker said:

not exactly horrific but memorable, not 4 right reasons. ok, i was trying to induce labour, my waters broke

at least it worked, i was 40 weeks gone & miserable

FauxReal

Please add this one to your list

physco185 said:

FauxReal said:

Lol, sorry. I just figured there are probably a good percentage of dudes with that same problem. But a chick leaving cake mix on a guy's dick probably doesn't happen quite as often. And there's the scary factor. Pulling out with some shit like that you automatically think "WTF is this chick passing on to me?" Shrimp dicks are probably more frustrating/depressing than scary.

did u ever consider that it could have slipped into the wrong hole????

I mean, if she had been eating paste, I suppose.

FauxReal said:

physco185 said:

did u ever consider that it could have slipped into the wrong hole????

I mean, if she had been eating paste, I suppose.

Did you ever talk to her about it?

tinaz said:

paintedlady said:

Did you ever see that movie the Crying Game with Forrest Whitaker? Well my ass was showering for HOURS after that episode.... I.FELT.SO.DIRTY.

It was gross... how he can live like that is beyond me and so very sad.

You have a horror story?

I cant think of one... Oh wait... There was one that involved canned peaches but that was about me

You can not hold out on the canned peaches story! Please share!?

sillygurl said:

FauxReal said:

I mean, if she had been eating paste, I suppose.

Did you ever talk to her about it?

No didn't want to embarrass her at the time. She had self-esteem issues as is.

FauxReal said:

sillygurl said:

Did you ever talk to her about it?

No didn't want to embarrass her at the time. She had self-esteem issues as is.

I am sure she became aware of the situation during/after your encounter, she may have just not said anything. I am also sure she took care of herself right after.

No woman wants to walk around with excessive discharge or itchyness.

physco185 said:

KatSkrizzle said:

I was seeing a guy that was tall as me, but slight. I'm a pretty solid chick, you gotta bring it! But I figured if he's going through all this work to see me, I'll give him a try! But I should have known when all he did for the first couple times we became intimate was go down. Because when it finally happened...

It was like a whale and a tic tac!

He was fired.

hahaha

tic tac penis

great for a mans ego...i will use it next time i c one

physco185 said:

chocolate1 said:

is it on org history????

can we look it up

paintedlady said:

tinaz said:

I cant think of one... Oh wait... There was one that involved canned peaches but that was about me

You can not hold out on the canned peaches story! Please share!?

Well, lets just say it involved peaches... a vagina... and PANIC!

tinaz said:

paintedlady said:

You can not hold out on the canned peaches story! Please share!?

Well, lets just say it involved peaches... a vagina... and PANIC!

You got a tin of peaches stuck up your noonie?

Lisa10 said:

tinaz said:

Well, lets just say it involved peaches... a vagina... and PANIC!

You got a tin of peaches stuck up your noonie?

Not the tin...

tinaz said:

Lisa10 said:

You got a tin of peaches stuck up your noonie?

Not the tin...

The peaches?!

Tina, I love you!

Lisa10 said:

tinaz said:

Not the tin...

The peaches?!

Tina, I love you!

It was in our, lets expirement with food phase!

tinaz said:

Lisa10 said:

The peaches?!

Tina, I love you!

It was in our, lets expirement with food phase!

Omeone

paintedlady said:

Someone told me that if you eat- EAT- cling peaches, it'll make it "sweeter" down there.

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It was with the last guy I dated before the one I'm seeing now- we'd hung out for a month or so and new years eve got into it.

I've NEVER not gotten off during before... VERY disappointing. Let's just say there were some tic-tac issues... I stopped seeing him like a week later.