sillygurl said:

paintedlady said:

Maybe his lack of stamina was a good thing if he didn't get you all wet first. You could tear that way if you didn't have enough lube.

Yeah, his skills weren't that great.

Size matters somewhat, but skill is what's important.

I think I'd rather have a tiny guy knows how to do other things and rub that nub up against me, than a big guy who wastes my time.

NMuzakNSoul said:

KidaDynamite said:

One thing about it bitch!

can't spell edit

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you're fascinating, psycho.

paintedlady said:

physco185 said:

x a million

Gory details... I went to his house, he disrobed me... went down on me for a lonnnggg time. So when I was more than done with him doing me I asked for him to disrobe... so he did I was like Um.... so he was like... go ahead baby, suck it. So it was like REAL TEENY, and curled so I thought it was just a flacid dick... and I was trying to jerk it to get it up... that didn't work then I tried to suck it.... YES. dammit that fucking asshole!!! FUKKKKK! OK sorry.. But I put my mouth on that and felt the keratinized tip and gagged... on the verge of vomiting I stopped and just took a deep breath... He was like, that's OK baby... and went to lay on top of me.. I made him grab a condom... He put that mess on which took forever since his dick had a hard time staying up. I watched him in horror the whole time... looking for my escape... He put that curled up worm in me and stroked twice or three times. THANK GOD! I heard the door... I jumped up and threw on my skirt and shirt... tittays swinging I ran downstairs and opened the door. It was a UPS guy and I ran out, I had my shoes in my hand, it was summer... I forgot my purse, and dude called me when I got to the curb. I was overly apologetic and had a million excuses as to why I immediately needed to get home right away. He gave me my purse, (yes, I even forgot my purse.. he brought it to me) and he opened the car door for me. When he got two blocks away from my house I jumped out his car and waved him good bye. I got home and realized I left my favorite earrings, panties and bra at his house, and yes my shirt was inside out. I never went back for those earrings and I don't intend to.

Oh jesus christ on the cross I think I just peed my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

physco185 said:

FauxReal said:

Forced to rank them, I would say in order, most wtf value up top

1. Phimosis Phallus

2. Bloody Beard

3. Vernix Vagina

4. Mini-member

so good of u to put your bad experience b4 mine

Lol, sorry. I just figured there are probably a good percentage of dudes with that same problem. But a chick leaving cake mix on a guy's dick probably doesn't happen quite as often. And there's the scary factor. Pulling out with some shit like that you automatically think "WTF is this chick passing on to me?" Shrimp dicks are probably more frustrating/depressing than scary.

paintedlady said:

phimosis dude.. I ran out his house. that is all thank you. [img:$uid]http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc99/gataloca_bucket/th1ptgno.gif[/img:$uid]

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I remember that!

I was seeing a guy that was tall as me, but slight. I'm a pretty solid chick, you gotta bring it! But I figured if he's going through all this work to see me, I'll give him a try! But I should have known when all he did for the first couple times we became intimate was go down. Because when it finally happened...

It was like a whale and a tic tac!

He was fired.

tinaz said:

paintedlady said:

Gory details... I went to his house, he disrobed me... went down on me for a lonnnggg time. So when I was more than done with him doing me I asked for him to disrobe... so he did I was like Um.... so he was like... go ahead baby, suck it. So it was like REAL TEENY, and curled so I thought it was just a flacid dick... and I was trying to jerk it to get it up... that didn't work then I tried to suck it.... YES. dammit that fucking asshole!!! FUKKKKK! OK sorry.. But I put my mouth on that and felt the keratinized tip and gagged... on the verge of vomiting I stopped and just took a deep breath... He was like, that's OK baby... and went to lay on top of me.. I made him grab a condom... He put that mess on which took forever since his dick had a hard time staying up. I watched him in horror the whole time... looking for my escape... He put that curled up worm in me and stroked twice or three times. THANK GOD! I heard the door... I jumped up and threw on my skirt and shirt... tittays swinging I ran downstairs and opened the door. It was a UPS guy and I ran out, I had my shoes in my hand, it was summer... I forgot my purse, and dude called me when I got to the curb. I was overly apologetic and had a million excuses as to why I immediately needed to get home right away. He gave me my purse, (yes, I even forgot my purse.. he brought it to me) and he opened the car door for me. When he got two blocks away from my house I jumped out his car and waved him good bye. I got home and realized I left my favorite earrings, panties and bra at his house, and yes my shirt was inside out. I never went back for those earrings and I don't intend to.

Oh jesus christ on the cross I think I just peed my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you ever see that movie the Crying Game with Forrest Whitaker? Well my ass was showering for HOURS after that episode.... I.FELT.SO.DIRTY.

It was gross... how he can live like that is beyond me and so very sad.

You have a horror story?

KatSkrizzle said:

I was seeing a guy that was tall as me, but slight. I'm a pretty solid chick, you gotta bring it! But I figured if he's going through all this work to see me, I'll give him a try! But I should have known when all he did for the first couple times we became intimate was go down. Because when it finally happened...

It was like a whale and a tic tac!

He was fired.

I now know that when a guy only wants to go down on a first try... its a red flag.

I gotta see the dick first. PULL IT OUT! Inspection time! Like my play cousin SCNDLS told me to do!

I am sorry about that tic-tac situation. That's so dissapointing.

paintedlady said:

KatSkrizzle said:

I was seeing a guy that was tall as me, but slight. I'm a pretty solid chick, you gotta bring it! But I figured if he's going through all this work to see me, I'll give him a try! But I should have known when all he did for the first couple times we became intimate was go down. Because when it finally happened...

It was like a whale and a tic tac!

He was fired.

I now know that when a guy only wants to go down on a first try... its a red flag.

I gotta see the dick first. PULL IT OUT! Inspection time! Like my play cousin SCNDLS told me to do!

I am sorry about that tic-tac situation. That's so dissapointing.

It's no prob now. I have a non tic tac man now, we're going on 6 years!

FauxReal said:

physco185 said:

so good of u to put your bad experience b4 mine

Lol, sorry. I just figured there are probably a good percentage of dudes with that same problem. But a chick leaving cake mix on a guy's dick probably doesn't happen quite as often. And there's the scary factor. Pulling out with some shit like that you automatically think "WTF is this chick passing on to me?" Shrimp dicks are probably more frustrating/depressing than scary.

Maybe she had a yeast infection?

Should've done what Martin Lawrence suggested, study your man's body and dick and make sure you don't get fucked up before you put your all into that person.

physco185 said:

ZombieKitten said:

they told us when our Wally was born, and he looked like that "uh oh, we've induced him before term!" my other 2 went over my due date by 8 days and didn't have hardly any vernix.

i had one that arrived a month early

but she was not that pasty

she probably hadn't even had time to collect any yet!

I looked it up, I'm no doctor

so by early, I actually meant full term

Secretion

The sebum in vernix is produced in utero by the sebaceous glands around the 20th week of gestation. Vernix appears primarily in full term infants, while premature and postmature births generally lack any.^[1]

sillygurl said:

Wow!

You guys have had some experiences!

Here's mine:

I met this guy and we started dating. After a while, it was time to "do the deed".

He had the largest member I've ever seen!

It was long and thick... it hurt like HELL when he first stuck it in.

He didn't last 5 minutes.

I thought it was because it was the first time, so I dismissed it.

But then it kept happening!

All that big beautiful penis, and he had no stamina.

what a waste of size

[Edited 12/6/10 13:57pm]

FauxReal said:

physco185 said:

so good of u to put your bad experience b4 mine

Lol, sorry. I just figured there are probably a good percentage of dudes with that same problem. But a chick leaving cake mix on a guy's dick probably doesn't happen quite as often. And there's the scary factor. Pulling out with some shit like that you automatically think "WTF is this chick passing on to me?" Shrimp dicks are probably more frustrating/depressing than scary.

did u ever consider that it could have slipped into the wrong hole????

KatSkrizzle said:

I was seeing a guy that was tall as me, but slight. I'm a pretty solid chick, you gotta bring it! But I figured if he's going through all this work to see me, I'll give him a try! But I should have known when all he did for the first couple times we became intimate was go down. Because when it finally happened...

It was like a whale and a tic tac!

He was fired.

hahaha

tic tac penis

great for a mans ego...i will use it next time i c one

BlackAdder7 said:

you're fascinating, psycho. still, i miss Xx's posts

yes?

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

you're fascinating, psycho. still, i miss Xx's posts

yes?

oh u guys...make me feel all mushy

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

you're fascinating, psycho. still, i miss Xx's posts

yes? by the way, did I leave my mascara in your car?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

yes? by the way, did I leave my mascara in your car?

i used the last of it this morning

and you look quite lovely, dear. lovely.

ZombieKitten said:

physco185 said:

she probably hadn't even had time to collect any yet!

I looked it up, I'm no doctor

so by early, I actually meant full term

Secretion

The sebum in vernix is produced in utero by the sebaceous glands around the 20th week of gestation. Vernix appears primarily in full term infants, while premature and postmature births generally lack any.^[1]

i am glad u didn't post the pics Zombie

Timmy84 said:

Should've done what Martin Lawrence suggested, study your man's body and dick and make sure you don't get fucked up before you put your all into that person.

Thank you...i will remember this in my future sex encounters

physco185 said:

Timmy84 said:

Should've done what Martin Lawrence suggested, study your man's body and dick and make sure you don't get fucked up before you put your all into that person.

Thank you...i will remember this in my future sex encounters

Cool.

i 2 dated a guy that only wanted to have oral sex

now i know why... he had tic tac issues

eleven said:

i 2 dated a guy that only wanted to have oral sex

now i know why... he had tic tac issues

...or maybe he really liked it. I knew someone like that. He'd stay down there for hours!

sillygurl said:

eleven said:

i 2 dated a guy that only wanted to have oral sex

now i know why... he had tic tac issues

...or maybe he really liked it. I knew someone like that. He'd stay down there for hours!

oh that is a total turn on.... just saying

Dang...he said he ain't packing and he's obsessed with the thought of going down on me but I don't know if he got Tic Tac problems, though.

KidaDynamite said:

Dang...he said he ain't packing and he's obsessed with the thought of going down on me but I don't know if he got Tic Tac problems, though.

just reach out and feel it...as u r kissing him

if it's a lill less than a hand full... u r holding a tic tac

physco185 said:

KidaDynamite said:

Dang...he said he ain't packing and he's obsessed with the thought of going down on me but I don't know if he got Tic Tac problems, though.

just reach out and feel it...as u r kissing him

if it's a lill less than a hand full... u r holding a tic tac

physco185 said:

KidaDynamite said:

Dang...he said he ain't packing and he's obsessed with the thought of going down on me but I don't know if he got Tic Tac problems, though.

just reach out and feel it...as u r kissing him

if it's a lill less than a hand full... u r holding a tic tac

So wait, does it have to be a hand full while it's limp or hard?...I need to know.